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Sun Wukong
13th October 08, 06:51 AM
I've given it a lot of thought and here's my entry.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2619876605_a26ea0f985.jpg?v=0

PAINT CHIPS! DO YOU GET IT, HUH, HUH? DO YOU GET IT?

Steve
13th October 08, 08:37 AM
A dum dum sucker (or lollipop, if you prefer).

Arhetton
13th October 08, 09:45 AM
a turd?

(smelly, revolting, degrading and dangerous to eat)

jkdbuck76
13th October 08, 11:32 AM
A Skyline cheese coney (for those of you who have been to Cincy)

At first seemed like a good idea, then later you regretted it so badly you had to take a giant shit.

Skyline or a slider from White Castle's.

MSphinx
13th October 08, 12:11 PM
A pretzel.

new2bjj
13th October 08, 01:59 PM
Trans Fats- Americans loved it, got slow and fat, and realized it was bad for you after it was too late.

Equipoise
13th October 08, 02:18 PM
http://z.about.com/d/chinesefood/1/0/3/2/durian.jpg

One of these.

kracker
13th October 08, 02:34 PM
Interestingly enough, Canada's Bush clone conservative candidate (yes, believe it or not, we're having an election here too) actually answered that question. He said (really, look it up if you think I'm lying) that he thought he would be some kind of fruit cause he's so nice and sweet. This is coming from a homophobe, can anyone say closet case?

However for Bush (and Harper for that matter), the only answer could be ... TURD SANDWICH (and the libs can have giant douche)

jubei33
13th October 08, 03:59 PM
pralines and cream?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
13th October 08, 04:05 PM
natto. he would be natto

Mr. Mantis
14th October 08, 10:12 AM
Beef Jerky

He's tough, hard, and salty, stays around forever, and nobody really wants to eat it.

WarPhalange
14th October 08, 10:40 AM
Fruit cake? Nobody wants it, so they keep giving it to one another and distancing themselves from it.

krazy kaju
14th October 08, 05:19 PM
Dunno about Bush, but this is probably what the "President's Club" looks like:
http://www.formanandfield.com/images/categories/f3310.jpg

kultist
18th October 08, 12:17 PM
Chocolate chip pancake wrapped sausage on a stick.

nihilist
18th October 08, 12:21 PM
A cheese log.

Sun Wukong
18th October 08, 12:22 PM
Trans Fats- Americans loved it, got slow and fat, and realized it was bad for you after it was too late.

Are you watching me at night or something?

nihilist
18th October 08, 12:23 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a228/mortaljive/bush-cheese2.jpg

boondock lee
18th October 08, 02:22 PM
He would be a turd sandwich.
http://static.flickr.com/116/296507037_1a440e10b9.jpg

Sun Wukong
18th October 08, 06:55 PM
i searched the internet for a real turd sandwich but all i could come up with is German scheisse pictures and that's no good. no good at all.

Cullion
19th October 08, 10:48 AM
He'd be a Big Mac with a razor blade slipped into it.