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Steve
2nd October 08, 09:17 PM
This is fantastic:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/forstevee/original.jpg


Flipping through the channels Thursday morning, you may have mistaken Rachael Ray's show for amateur porn. When Rachael hosted 58-year-old Linda, a viewer from San Jose with a tip on shucking corn, things got somewhat phallic.

Watch below as Rachael and Linda stroke ears of corn, and enjoy the slo-mo footage at the video's end:

Link, with hilarious video. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/02/rachael-rays-corn-porn-vi_n_131335.html)

Oh Rachael, you tease.

Zendetta
2nd October 08, 09:46 PM
"There's no emoticon to express what I'm feeling..."

Tanhalen21
2nd October 08, 10:35 PM
I came

rsobrien
2nd October 08, 10:50 PM
I'll give her the butter for the corn.

A whole load of butter...all over her face.

billy sol hurok
3rd October 08, 07:17 AM
Jeez Steve, for a moment I thought I'd been Huff-rolled.

Instead, I get an Annette Funicello (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p1/nflniner/annette3-1.jpg) knockoff, bumping cobs.

Perky, yet curiously hawt.

EuropIan
3rd October 08, 10:48 AM
Rachael Ray sounds like a porn name.
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I like Nigella Lawson as well.

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Tonuzaba
3rd October 08, 02:10 PM
...I like Nigella Lawson as well.

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She's great.

I seriously doubt I could work under Nigella in a kitchen without regularly adding unwanted ingredients to whatever was being cooked in there...

Kiko
3rd October 08, 03:19 PM
<insert some joke about 30 minutes of whatever>

Some of her recipes are quite good, though.
Coulda been worse.. coulda been Paula Deen...

EuropIan
3rd October 08, 03:44 PM
These shows aren't about cooking.

And that's ok.

Shawarma
4th October 08, 07:07 AM
She's great.

I seriously doubt I could work under Nigella in a kitchen without regularly adding unwanted ingredients to whatever was being cooked in there...
"Ton, are you standing with your penis in my bowl of salad just as I was about to toss it again?"
".....yes, yes I am."
"Please leave."

Wounded Ronin
11th October 08, 09:59 AM
I actually feel a lot of these chefs are basically trendy rather than passionate and having t3h r34l c00k1ng. My favorite chef is Paul Prudhomme because all his recepies actually kick ass, he knows what he's doing, and he's not glamorous.

Stick
11th October 08, 11:38 AM
Rachael Ray sounds like a porn name.
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.... the way her eyes just roll back in her head like that....

I'll be in my bunk.

Zendetta
11th October 08, 12:18 PM
Oral Fixation FTW.

EuropIan
11th October 08, 01:10 PM
I actually feel a lot of these chefs are basically trendy rather than passionate and having t3h r34l c00k1ng. My favorite chef is Paul Prudhomme because all his recepies actually kick ass, he knows what he's doing, and he's not glamorous.
It's so men can watch cooking shows without feeling like they are emasculating themselves. Because, well you know, that chick is totally hot n' stuff.

Because otherwise cooking is totally gay.

Tanhalen21
11th October 08, 02:10 PM
.... the way her eyes just roll back in her head like that....

I'll be in my bunk.

Whoever made that video had WAY too much time on their hands.

EuropIan
11th October 08, 02:20 PM
Whoever made that video had WAY too much time on their hands.
And now you have way too much ---- one your hands.

nihilist
13th October 08, 12:16 AM
My favorite part of the video is where Rachel has the "sword fight" at the end.

Zendetta
13th October 08, 03:52 PM
I noticed that too - she bumps corn with that other woman.

KINKY.