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Sirc
30th July 08, 02:20 PM
In this thread you will post up what car you drive and I will tell you why it sucks.

Neildo
30th July 08, 02:30 PM
http://www.fueleconomy.gov/FEG/photos/1985_Dodge_Mini_Ram_Van_W.jpg


hey you have a machine shop right? think you can make me a diaphragm for the carb on this POS? Mitsubishi and chrysler don't make it anymore.

Sirc
30th July 08, 02:38 PM
It's carbed and it's the dodge kidnapper lite. It gets shitty gas mileage and isn't comfortable in the slightest.

And no, I can't.

Phrost
30th July 08, 03:53 PM
2007 Mazdaspeed 6 w/ CAI.

Kein Haar
30th July 08, 03:59 PM
It's not so much what I drive, but what I ride; your mom.

Sirc
30th July 08, 05:33 PM
2007 Mazdaspeed 6 w/ CAI.

It's portly. It is also construed as a family sedan and lacks any sort of sportiness despite it being pretty sporty. Shitty gas mileage and the AWD system is pretty inferior to any other Japanese Company's system.


It's not so much what I drive, but what I ride; your mom.

She's a bitch who doesn't know how to mind her own business and overreacts to every situation and needs validation and approval from everyone. Think Celia Hodes from Weeds, only Asian and less slutty.

Mas
30th July 08, 05:40 PM
2000 Suburu Impreza Outback Sport

http://archerpelican.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/impreza500.jpg

And you can't say too many qualifying words.

Deadmeat
30th July 08, 05:56 PM
2005 Holden Commodore Equipe
http://liveimages.carsales.com.au/dealer/holden/11057347.jpg
http://liveimages.carsales.com.au/dealer/holden/11057348.jpg

Sirc
30th July 08, 07:00 PM
2000 Suburu Impreza Outback Sport

http://archerpelican.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/impreza500.jpg

And you can't say too many qualifying words.

Ah, neat choice. I myself have a 2000 Impreza 2.5RS.

I hate the outback because it looks awkward and stupid. Subaru didn't put much care in your vehicle's design as they were too busy with the regular impreza. Yours has shitty brakes and weights a bunch more.

Much like my car, it's totally anemic. Has no power and makes you wish for more. Unlike my car, you don't have a rear or center LSD. The Outback is completely open differential. Too bad.


2005 Holden Commodore Equipe
http://liveimages.carsales.com.au/dealer/holden/11057347.jpg
http://liveimages.carsales.com.au/dealer/holden/11057348.jpg

Fat, ugly and wastes too much gas. It lives by the American mantra of doing just a little bit more with a whole lot more. Unlike cars that are competitive in its price range, like the STi, which kick the living dogshit out of this car and does it using a whole lot less.

It's long wheelbase makes for a big boat ridish feel and I really just don't like that it's badged as a Pontiac here in the States. Gayness.

Deadmeat
30th July 08, 07:12 PM
While I don't completely disagree with you, it actually is remarkably fuel efficient for it's class (I average about 10.6 litres per 100 km according to the on board computer wich is better than my old 4 cyl Ford telstar), and with the intelligent drivetrain system it handles quite nicely.

Also, 175kw stock isn't too shabby IMO.

from 2005 - 2007 the police were driving them around here.

Also the Pontiac version is taken from the monaro 2 door coupe, isn't it? nicer than the equipe, although i agree with the pontiac-ness being ghey.

EuropIan
30th July 08, 07:15 PM
This thread is shitty

Fine I'll toss you a slowball

http://busbilleder.dk/jpg/PartnerBus8418-226.jpg

Kein Haar
30th July 08, 07:43 PM
She's a bitch who doesn't know how to mind her own business and overreacts to every situation and needs validation and approval from everyone. Think Celia Hodes from Weeds, only Asian and less slutty.

I'm not marrying her. Jeez.

Sirc
30th July 08, 07:51 PM
This thread is shitty

Fine I'll toss you a slowball

http://busbilleder.dk/jpg/PartnerBus8418-226.jpg

It's a chore, it's not a car. And it makes you a faggot.

partyboy
30th July 08, 07:57 PM
fuck you, you've already seen the car I drive. and you still haven't agreed to race me

Sirc
30th July 08, 08:30 PM
fuck you, you've already seen the car I drive. and you still haven't agreed to race me

What? I don't remember what the hell you drive.

Anyway, I'll race you as long as I get to pick the course.

Dark Helmet
30th July 08, 08:45 PM
I DON'T HAVE A PIC - Probably because I'm embarrassed by it. I drive a 2000 2.2L Cavalier.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
30th July 08, 08:52 PM
97 jetta GT

the GT means I pay more for insurance

Sirc
31st July 08, 01:25 AM
I DON'T HAVE A PIC - Probably because I'm embarrassed by it. I drive a 2000 2.2L Cavalier.

HAHA.

Do you know the awesome amount of cars you could've bought with that kind of money that were not only practical but also fun? I'm not validating your car by telling you how much it sucks. Instead, I'll post the few nice things about it.

It has the same steering wheel as the Corvette of the same year and it gets decent gas mileage.

That's it.


97 jetta GT

the GT means I pay more for insurance

Shitty Chassis. Heavy and anemic. It is the Eurofag's car of choice for tuning. I can't tell you how much i hate the VW crowd. As cool as these cars can be, this shit annoys the fuck out of me.

Also, you have FAG brakes. I'm not joking, if you take a look under the caliper FAG is embossed on them. Labeling you as a huge fag.

nihilist
31st July 08, 01:34 AM
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/9476/myvandx9.jpg

bob
31st July 08, 01:35 AM
^ Serial killer.

nihilist
31st July 08, 01:36 AM
Heh.

I was never convicted.

JoKyoNym
31st July 08, 04:03 AM
93 Dodge Stealth R/T

Don't tell me the pop up head lights vs. the 3000gt's either. I found that out when I hit a deer and it tore the head light out and punched it through the hood. Fucked up my car so bad I had to trade it in (only received 900 bucks and a kick in my nuts for my trouble) and buy a

2007 Cobalt LS

and don't tell me that I can't do ANYTHING with it because of the fucking engine for, other than being a POS (which I knew), following GMs policy of changing the chip every few years and nobody being able to work it.

danno
31st July 08, 07:18 AM
i fucking dare you to find any fault with this:

1989 toyota camry sedan auto with 4 cylinders, each mightier than the last.

edit -

found a photo:

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4569/camryjq7.jpg

nihilist
31st July 08, 08:09 AM
Pffft, you can't murder anyone in that.

danno
31st July 08, 04:53 PM
what if i tint the windows?

Kiko
31st July 08, 05:52 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i149/redfox9/redfox%20mags/lastscano7-2.jpg

Nah.. it's really a little green subaru impreza.

nihilist
31st July 08, 06:07 PM
what if i tint the windows?

Still, none of my X's would be caught dead in that.

danno
31st July 08, 06:10 PM
Still, none of my X's would be caught dead in that.

but it's brilliant for driving in a straight line!

nihilist
31st July 08, 06:25 PM
There's just not enough trunk space for my needs.

The_Tao
31st July 08, 10:18 PM
White Pontiac Grand Am

Sirc
1st August 08, 12:14 AM
Dodge Stealth: God, what a turd bucket. I don't even want to start on how much I hate this car. It's a V6 car that is made of bullshit. I changed the spark plugs on it once. Just one time. Fuck that noise. Fuck it to hell and back.

Camry: Shitty car. Shitty all around. The Al-trac was pretty cool though.

danno
1st August 08, 12:34 AM
you mean even the new camrys suck?

and what was the al-trac?

Sirc
1st August 08, 12:44 AM
Al-trac was the AWD version of the Camry.

The camry all together is a piece of shit.

danno
1st August 08, 12:56 AM
but isn't it fun to drive a canoe made of spongecake on marshmellow wheels?

mine also has a spoiler above the windscreen.

Deadmeat
1st August 08, 03:56 AM
ahh... the "grandpa visor". Awesome.

EvilSteve
1st August 08, 08:47 AM
2004 SAAB 9-3. Interested to see if you find the same faults with it that I did (not that I didn't love the car).

king of seals
1st August 08, 01:09 PM
Volkswagen Golf Mk5 with 1.6 FSI engine.

Peugeot 207 with 1.4 VTi engine.

Feryk
1st August 08, 04:35 PM
2007 Infiniti G35x, with all the toys. Sorry, no photo 'cause I don't have a camera handy.

Neildo
1st August 08, 09:52 PM
why not the coupe? what, need room for a kid seat?

I've been driving around in a 90-something GMC Safari XT AWD. tons of power, mileage isn't bad for AWD. hill-climbing that thing is fun and easy. i was behind a civic that almost didn't make it on one hill lol

Feryk
5th August 08, 08:30 PM
No coupe because occassionally I transport 3 or 4 people. Not a hell of a lot of legroom in the back, though.

elipson
23rd August 08, 07:29 PM
87 Tercel. Two door.
Rebuilt carb.
$500, hasn't borken once in two years.

Harpy
25th August 08, 06:16 AM
mojo - unite Saab drivers!

polishillusion
27th August 08, 03:56 PM
2006 Altima, 2008 Maxima.

nihilist
27th August 08, 04:52 PM
liar, liar.

Halfrican
29th August 08, 07:21 PM
2000 Honda Civic EX Coupe

Just like this one
http://webiol.homenetinc.com/stock_images/2/371.jpg

3moose1
6th September 08, 03:21 PM
'95 buick century...

Oh wait, no, i wrecked it.

Kiko
6th September 08, 03:49 PM
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/lajimi/1198942620-1198924977914.jpg

Robot Jesus
5th January 09, 11:10 PM
1990 Toyota corolla with a blown first gear.

Sun Wukong
6th January 09, 02:17 AM
NECROMANCY, 'tis a dark unholy science.

Neildo
6th January 09, 04:11 AM
Sirc hasn't been around enough to do the ratings.

Robot Jesus
6th January 09, 12:13 PM
NECROMANCY, 'tis a dark unholy science.
the car or the thread?

partyboy
16th January 09, 09:24 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ppg42e.jpg

$46,000

:( :(

f4n4n
16th January 09, 10:25 AM
Okay not my car, because I don't need one but it is the one of my best buddy and I like driving it, 928 Porsche.

Sabore Wallace
27th January 09, 09:54 AM
What the fuck happened to this guy? He fell off the face of the earth after promising to talk shit on everyone's car? Lame... Was interested in what he'd think about my auto's.

partyboy
28th January 09, 10:31 PM
how long do you think before my challenger srt8 goes down in price so I can afford one?

Halfrican
28th January 09, 11:47 PM
It went down in price before it ever came out, Dodge is just refusing to acknowledge it.

Feryk
29th January 09, 04:33 PM
how long do you think before my challenger srt8 goes down in price so I can afford one?

I wanna take one for a test drive. They look fantastic.