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MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd July 08, 10:42 AM
Hancock has a jerky camera and a lot of movie cliches. Still worth seeing.

I really can't think of anything else to add because it was pretty much devoid of content aside from haha look at Will Smith beat the shit out of people. Oh, it had a pretty decent soundtrack.

WarPhalange
3rd July 08, 12:48 PM
So you're saying it would be better as a video game?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd July 08, 03:26 PM
it would probably be all of three hours long, consist of a sparse free play and multiplayer mode with versus and that annoying single screen co-op where you have to move with each other. Unlockables might include other superheroes, costumes, and concept art.

WarPhalange
3rd July 08, 03:37 PM
Concept art is the shittiest "extra content" ever.

Co-op mode rocks for beat'em ups, though.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd July 08, 03:39 PM
Concept art is okay provided 1) it's not the only extra content and 2) it isn't already posted on their goddamn website.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd July 08, 03:39 PM
I mean, I usually look through it once or twice and never navigate to that submenu again. Maybe if they included porn or something.

WarPhalange
3rd July 08, 03:41 PM
That would be worse. That would mean you spent ~$60 just to see some tits. Probably crudely animated tits, too.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd July 08, 03:45 PM
I was joking. The idea of a video game giving you pictures to look at is pretty boring. Unless the game also involves looking at pictures.

Leonord Nemoy's Professional Museum Patron: Project 8

WarPhalange
3rd July 08, 03:52 PM
Mario is Missing

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
10th July 08, 03:27 AM
It was a lot like I Am Legend.

In that as soon as the woman gets involved the movie seriously declines in quality.

EuropIan
10th July 08, 03:33 AM
So how far into the movie is the moviewrecker introduced?

And is it better than "we go now! Cuz God" ?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
10th July 08, 03:35 AM
about the same point and slightly more bearable because he hurls a couple of people out of windows

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
10th July 08, 03:35 AM
"defenestrate" is a fancy word for "i just threw your ass out of a window"

EuropIan
10th July 08, 03:50 AM
ok cool...Definitely watching this in theaters then.

Aaranar
10th July 08, 11:35 AM
So many movies talk about shoving peoples heads in rectums. This one actually delivers.

Great movie till they tried to give him a real backstory. After that it was mostly crap. Considering it clocks in at ~90 minutes, I'm guessing the dvd will be much better.

Fearless Ukemi
10th July 08, 03:11 PM
Concept art is the shittiest "extra content" ever.

Co-op mode rocks for beat'em ups, though.


Co-op modes are especially fun when you can attack your friend, like in Double Dragon.

Halfrican
31st August 08, 02:51 AM
Co-op modes are especially fun when you can attack your friend, like in Double Dragon.

Or Halo

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
31st August 08, 02:52 AM
10th July 08

WarPhalange
31st August 08, 03:00 AM
Co-op modes are especially fun when you can attack your friend, like in Double Dragon.

I agree.

AAAhmed46
15th September 08, 06:52 PM
I liked the 'hot and cold' theme though.