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Stick
25th April 08, 06:35 PM
Recently, John Ashcroft, former Attorney General of the United States, attended an open forum at Knox- hippy breeding ground- College.

Ooops.

One of the students there has an excellent blog post up covering the whole event. (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/4/23/04046/3938/224/501151)

There is no discourse here- they're hippy liberal scum and he's neocon oligarchical swine, when the two combine there can be only hearty yucks and awkward silences and also, perhaps, the consumption of fine cheese.

He tries and fails so hard at making a joke of things it hurts. I don't think the man once answered a question clearly.

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Q: "What would you say to an American soldier who gets water-boarded by a foreign power".

A: (insert inane, babbling, long-winded exploration of the law here that in no way addresses the question.)

LoL, "do you have a soul".

ignatzami
25th April 08, 09:23 PM
My god..... how could he think the Q&A would have gone any differently?

Thaiboxerken
27th April 08, 02:08 PM
Ashcroft was really stumped by the waterboarding question, so much so that he was trying to say that pouring water down a person's throat isn't the same as forcing it. What a scumbag.