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Stick
8th March 08, 08:15 PM
The Eliminators, 1986

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Jesus H. Christ.

Aphid Jones
8th March 08, 09:10 PM
I think this is the ultimate one:

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"It's into metal!"

WarPhalange
8th March 08, 10:23 PM
What sealed the deal for me was the 2nd alien that wanted to save them. This movie KICKS ASS.

Stick
8th March 08, 11:53 PM
Silent Night Deadly Night, 1984

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Stick
9th March 08, 01:00 AM
No idea when this piece of shit is from, recent though.

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SpringHeeledJack
9th March 08, 02:03 PM
I used to love this one when I was a kid.

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This was another stinker that I was quite fond of:
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Stick
9th March 08, 04:16 PM
Bruce Campbell and David Caradine, holy shit, that's awesome.

Odacon
9th March 08, 05:56 PM
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bad credit
10th March 08, 08:31 AM
The Eliminators, 1986

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Jesus H. Christ.

Hey! Eliminators was the height of 80's b-movies! It had a cyborg, a ninja, an Indiana Jones ripoff and Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) team up!

Sweet.

mrblackmagic
10th March 08, 09:10 AM
Eat it.

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Shawarma
10th March 08, 11:04 AM
"A group of castaways wash ashore on a deserted island in this Italian sex/gore movie. They are unaware that a sex-crazed radioactive monster is also on the island. He attacks and rapes several of the women, who die horrible deaths because his sperm is radioactive. The survivors must find a way to either escape the island or kill the monster."

Synopsis from that horror site of "Porno Holocaust." I'm not sure that isn't the most messed up thing I've ever read.

king of seals
10th March 08, 12:40 PM
"A group of castaways wash ashore on a deserted island in this Italian sex/gore movie. They are unaware that a sex-crazed radioactive monster is also on the island. He attacks and rapes several of the women, who die horrible deaths because his sperm is radioactive. The survivors must find a way to either escape the island or kill the monster."

Synopsis from that horror site of "Porno Holocaust." I'm not sure that isn't the most messed up thing I've ever read.

And this is the monster:

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Here's a review:

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It's not a Sci-Fi movie, it's old school porn.

Shawarma
10th March 08, 02:07 PM
Awesome, judging by the monster the entire movie is about watching out for black people with enormous schlongs who will rape you on sight and also that sex with black men KILLS YOU because their semen is radioactive.

Sounds like awesome old-school racism as well.

Oh, and that reviewer guy: 300% closet case.

Stick
10th March 08, 09:17 PM
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Ratings sure were different back then.

Stick
10th March 08, 09:25 PM
Torso, 1973... or, "WTF Italy?"

NSFW

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Shawarma
11th March 08, 12:36 PM
Torso WHAT the screen with terror? Evaporates?