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Stick
2nd February 08, 04:35 AM
Funniest thing to come out of either Kimmel or Silverman in a while.

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Apparently Damon and Kimmel have some sort of fued going, though it was probably all a joke all along, whatever. This video made me laugh.

Oh, and if you were unaware, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are married.

Edit: found a better copy of the clip on youtube.

Stick
2nd February 08, 04:51 AM
I already am fucking Matt Damon.

Olorin
2nd February 08, 05:01 AM
Matt Damon is always breaking up couples...what a Bastard!

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ICY
2nd February 08, 05:25 AM
I'd fuck Matt Damon just to say I did it.

Anyway, Stick...if you didn't know this was a running gag on the Kimmel Show...you fail.

Olorin
2nd February 08, 05:26 AM
Maybe you should add a poll?

ICY
2nd February 08, 06:09 AM
Maybe you should remove one, from your ass.

Shawarma
2nd February 08, 08:19 AM
If I met Jesus, I believe I would rape him. Just to say I'd done it. And then burn for eternity +1 in a level of hell constructed especially for me.

Cullion
2nd February 08, 08:21 AM
If I met Jesus, I believe I would rape him. Just to say I'd done it. And then burn for eternity +1 in a level of hell constructed especially for me.

That dude with the long hair in the pub last night wasn't really Jesus. His nickname is actually 'nobby'. He has hepatitis btw.

Shawarma
2nd February 08, 08:23 AM
No way, he told me he was Jesus. JESUS WOULDN'T LIE, NOW WOULD HE?

Cullion
2nd February 08, 08:24 AM
Scabs dude. Weeping scabs. On his cock.

Shawarma
2nd February 08, 08:25 AM
As foretold in the bible!

Cullion
2nd February 08, 08:25 AM
I think you should make things right with the Lord. Whilst you still have time.

Shawarma
2nd February 08, 08:30 AM
I made it with the Lord last night. Surely that counts for something?

Cullion
2nd February 08, 08:32 AM
I made it with the Lord last night. Surely that counts for something?

You can laugh now, but you'll be screaming later.

Shawarma
2nd February 08, 08:33 AM
That was last night as well.

Cullion
2nd February 08, 10:11 AM
you've won. I've got nothing left.

Stick
2nd February 08, 12:31 PM
I'd fuck Matt Damon just to say I did it.

Anyway, Stick...if you didn't know this was a running gag on the Kimmel Show...you fail.

I did, I just didn't know the details. Also, not everyone knows, and they should know just to make this video that much more special.

Might as well give people the run down.

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Guys, less talking about fucking Jesus, please. Some of us think he's our lord and savior, m'kay?!

mrblackmagic
2nd February 08, 01:12 PM
Matt Damon is always breaking up couples...what a Bastard!

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That's the chick from Smallville!!!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!11!!

Stick
2nd February 08, 01:16 PM
Yes, Matt Damon is indeed a fiend.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
2nd February 08, 01:58 PM
Some of us think he's our lord and savior, m'kay?!

Aw, thanks Stick. You're my lord and savior too <3.

socratic
2nd February 08, 07:53 PM
Man, it'd be awesome to be married with Sarah Silverman right up until the time she makes a joke about you for the 100th time.

Also, she was awesome in Way of the Gun. Then Ryan Phillippe breaks her nose.

ICY
2nd February 08, 07:56 PM
Guys, less talking about fucking Jesus, please. Some of us think he's our lord and savior, m'kay?!

No. That's really not OK. Especially if you believe in stem cells.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
2nd February 08, 08:10 PM
Man, it'd be awesome to be married with Sarah Silverman right up until the time she makes a joke about you for the 100th time.

Also, she was awesome in Way of the Gun. Then Ryan Phillippe breaks her nose.

Why? She is neither attractive nor funny.

EuropIan
2nd February 08, 08:17 PM
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I actually think she an attractive little shiksa.

Double irony..pow!

Gypsy Jazz
2nd February 08, 08:19 PM
Why? She is neither attractive nor funny.

Agree!

She's gotten me to laugh before, until I think I heard her second joke. It's all the same style, and that style is dumb. "I'm a woman, but I say things as if I'm a really horny, foul mouthed, immature teenaged boy. Isn't that HI-LARIOUS? PAY ATTENTION TO ME I ALSO HAVE BREASTS! I AM SO SHOCKING!"

Stick
2nd February 08, 08:31 PM
No. That's really not OK. Especially if you believe in stem cells.

It's amazing how many of you took my statement to mean that I have some sort of faith in that dead sandal jockey.

Also, one does not "believe" in stem cells- either they'll work or they won't, faith doesn't help.

socratic
2nd February 08, 08:36 PM
Why? She is neither attractive nor funny.

I actually find her at least a little attractive and funny. Maybe I'm just weird.

Now what really stumps me is what kind of accent Mr Parker has. Oh, and if he's gay or something. But I think the answer's no and he's was just trying to be annoying.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
2nd February 08, 08:38 PM
So, all you guys that've got the hots for Sarah Silverman, I know some 14-year-old boys I could introduce you to.

fags

ICY
2nd February 08, 09:01 PM
She has decent tits, but that's all I can really say for her. Not a nice ass, not very funny.


It's amazing how many of you took my statement to mean that I have some sort of faith in that dead sandal jockey.

It's amazing that 2 of us took your "watch your mouth call Jesus lame" comment to mean that you get a boner when you read the Gospels. Totally amazing. Like, mind blowing.


Also, one does not "believe" in stem cells- either they'll work or they won't, faith doesn't help.

There are plenty of things that work that plenty of stupid people don't believe in.

Stick
3rd February 08, 01:26 AM
Uh, yeah, that's kinda of the point- what you believe has little to do with what is.

Dagon Akujin
3rd February 08, 03:49 AM
Ya know Stick, everytime I think to myself that you are a pretty cool guy, I have to remind myself that you like that stupid bitch who tells the same dirty jokes that 12 year-old boys blush over in the lockerroom.

She's not funny. She's a stupid cunt. She gets her jokes off of bathroom stalls. And she's creepy to look at.

It's like, the biggest knock against you that there is. Please go back to posting more of this instead:










http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1460970455_f1695f2f1f.jpg

Dagon Akujin
3rd February 08, 04:04 AM
I totally sold that Miata, and I've never had a goatee.


But other than that I TOTALLY agree with you. Except that Silverman is a stupid bitch who's never once made me laugh. And I love toilet humor. I finally saw Superbad yesterday and I was cracking up. Fuck man... that slabbering cunt just isn't funny at all. And I remember her from waaaaaaay back. Never funny. Not once. She's incredibly predictable and devoid of both wit and delivery.





Oh, and...

http://www.lazygirls.info/people/kristen_bell/kristen_bell_k_bell-ln041205-dl_vhpZTVj.sized.jpg

mrblackmagic
3rd February 08, 11:53 AM
Agree!

She's gotten me to laugh before, until I think I heard her second joke. It's all the same style, and that style is dumb. "I'm a woman, but I say things as if I'm a really horny, foul mouthed, immature teenaged boy. Isn't that HI-LARIOUS? PAY ATTENTION TO ME I ALSO HAVE BREASTS! I AM SO SHOCKING!"

God, you make her sound like Bob Saget with a sex change.

Dagon Akujin
3rd February 08, 01:16 PM
And just incase Stick even thinks of disagreeing with me.....


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/472762619_1fcca585a3.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/774927450_0bd2719888.jpg

http://www.deep-ambition.net/alexsfiles/Kristen%20Bell/Kristen_Bell_Guiliano_Bekor_Photoshoot__2_.jpg


Mmmmm.... NOT thinking about Sarah "Ugly trailer comedy trash" Silverman has it's benefits.

Dagon

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd February 08, 01:20 PM
what a square face

Stick
3rd February 08, 01:38 PM
You stop that, Dagon. You stop distracting me so effectivly!

Cullion
3rd February 08, 01:48 PM
Would it count as adultery if I didn't put it in all the way?

Dagon Akujin
3rd February 08, 02:21 PM
You stop that, Dagon. You stop distracting me so effectivly!

What?

http://www.deep-ambition.net/alexsfiles/Kristen%20Bell/Kristen_Bell_Guiliano_Bekor_Photoshoot__7_.jpg

What do you mean?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1389/850962267_75d853c38d.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1055/1470183127_385857cc34.jpg
http://www.keebler.net/blog/wp-content/images/2007/01/_KristenBell.jpg
http://www.deep-ambition.net/alexsfiles/Kristen%20Bell/Kristen_Bell_Guiliano_Bekor_Photoshoot__8_.jpg
http://www.deep-ambition.net/alexsfiles/Kristen%20Bell/Kristen_Bell_Guiliano_Bekor_Photoshoot__13_.jpg
http://www.deep-ambition.net/alexsfiles/Kristen%20Bell/Kristen_Bell_Guiliano_Bekor_Photoshoot__11_.jpg

I don't think I understand what you are trying to say.

Shawarma
3rd February 08, 02:26 PM
I find her mismatched eyes quite charming.

Cullion
3rd February 08, 05:30 PM
She's not for you, little man.

Shawarma
3rd February 08, 06:13 PM
I know, Stick would kill me.

Stick
4th February 08, 06:47 PM
Like, with a hammer, n' stuff...

Olorin
4th February 08, 08:13 PM
http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/data/500/Bell2-small1.gif

AAAhmed46
7th February 08, 01:45 AM
Now i know why you guys like that chick so much.

Her voice is kind of cute in an annoying way.

boondock lee
8th February 08, 01:02 AM
Apparently Kimmel had this coming to him.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jirn3jWenA&feature=related

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23oNcCFriE&feature=related)