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king of seals
2nd November 07, 03:21 PM
The highlight:

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The whole video:

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Moral: Don't mess with bovines. :byewhore:

WarPhalange
2nd November 07, 03:54 PM
Holy fuck! Now I know why Indians keep their cows sacred.

Shawarma
2nd November 07, 04:00 PM
COWned by prowrestlingcow!

Steve
2nd November 07, 05:32 PM
Quick! Where can I find the nearest school that will teach me teh da3dly Cow-Style of kung fu?

It totally works in teh stre4tz.

Olorin
2nd November 07, 08:59 PM
TKD wins again!

SpringHeeledJack
2nd November 07, 09:09 PM
My uncle was kicked in the face by a cow (really just a calf). It nearly ripped his nose completely off his face. After that, everybody called the cow Nosebleed. I'm sure that the kick didn't look nearly as badass as the one in the video though.

Question!
2nd November 07, 10:06 PM
Holy fucking awesome, Batman! Someone make a GIF stat!

And the cow got all 4 legs off the ground, turned sideways and kicked, all in mid air! That's some powerful cow-legs right there or it can actually fly.

Steve
2nd November 07, 11:50 PM
Why would you think that a cow couldn't jump like that?

I could do that (and if we equate my leg strength to the cow's leg strength, it would be able to do that too). I just didn't know that a cow had the cat's power of landing on all fours (I'd fall on my ass).

WarPhalange
3rd November 07, 12:26 AM
Why would you think that a cow couldn't jump like that?

I could do that (and if we equate my leg strength to the cow's leg strength, it would be able to do that too).

You'd be able to get on all fours and then jump completely off the ground and give out any sort of kick?

Steve
3rd November 07, 12:31 AM
If I had walked on all fours for my entire life, then yes.

If you're going to be that literal.

WarPhalange
3rd November 07, 12:40 AM
What if you carried a calf from birth until it was a cow? Would you be as strong as a Chinese Monk?

Steve
3rd November 07, 12:46 AM
I can't think of an answer unless you can give me the quality of milk that the Chinese monk produced for comparison.

EDIT: really, i do read books and know how to phrase a question.

Shawarma
3rd November 07, 07:05 AM
What if you carried a calf from birth until it was a cow? Would you be as strong as a Chinese Monk?
Interestingly, an ancient Greek Pankration guy did just that. First example of working with increasingly heavy weights over a period of time.

king of seals
3rd November 07, 08:39 AM
Interestingly, an ancient Greek Pankration guy did just that.


Milo of Kroton used to eat twenty pounds of meat and twenty pounds of bread and wash it down with eight quarts of wine. At Olympia he hosted a four-year-old bull on his shoulders and carried it around the stadium, and then butchered it and ate it all alone in one day.

Well, that's what the legend says.

:ninja2:

Neildo
3rd November 07, 01:16 PM
bah, dude was able to walk that off.

king of seals
3rd November 07, 01:45 PM
Because he was hit in the chest.

Now if the cow struck his head instead...

Neildo
3rd November 07, 01:47 PM
he's lucky it wasnt a horse.

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king of seals
3rd November 07, 02:00 PM
I cannot embed this one, but it's a pretty amazing double horse kick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-o0-r5bClE.
Aim higher!

Also: VOvcV93u6L0

-1:15 Low kick! Horse Fu wins again!

Because horses don't always go for the head!

WarPhalange
3rd November 07, 03:31 PM
What a fucking stupid kid. Piece of shit deserved it.

DAYoung
3rd November 07, 06:48 PM
bah, dude was able to walk that off.

NOW.

BUT LATER..

DIM MAK.