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Steve
4th October 07, 04:33 AM
HUMP! 3
Seattle's Third Announcing Seattle's Third Annual Amateur and Locally Produced Porn Contest!
By Dan Savage (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Author?oid=259)

In just two short years, The Stranger's HUMP! became the Northwest's premier amateur and locally produced porn contest. Older, more established amateur porn contests can't hold a candle to HUMP! No one even talks about the Seattle Art Museum's amateur porn contest ("Ram SAM") anymore, to say nothing of the Tacoma Museum of Glass's amateur porn contest ("Museum of Ass!"), or the Experience Music Project and Science Fiction Museum's amateur solo-masturbation porn contest ("Blasting Off with Paul Allen!"). Nope, if you're making amateur porn or interested in amateur porn, HUMP! is your film festival!

Last year's HUMP! was a gushing success. Dozens of films shown; 10 screenings sold out. Thousands of sex-positive Seattleites laughed, shrieked, blushed, guffawed, and applauded as their fellow citizens stripped down, bared all, and struck a blow—sometimes numerous blows—for freedom of sexual expression. HUMP! 2 audiences were treated to scorchin' hot lawn boys, buckets of female ejaculate, monster cocks, slow-motion ass slaps, horny condiments, the triumphant return of Bo Logan, and the dirtiest, most hilarious game of Mousetrap ever committed to film.

What's in store for HUMP! 3? That's up to YOU, our sex-positive, infinitely perverse, thoroughly creative readers. You make HUMP! happen!

LONGER, HARDER, MORE!

WHO CAN MAKE A FILM FOR HUMP?

Anyone can—but YOU should! We've designed HUMP! to make it safe, fun, and anonymous. All entries are kept under lock and key. We make only two screening copies and return the originals to the filmmakers. Our copies are destroyed live onstage after the final screening. We've hosted DOZENS of HUMP! screenings with ZERO leaks! No one has been outed, nothing has wound up online. HUMP! is safe, it's fun, and we put it together so that you can be a porn star for a weekend—not for life!

DO I HAVE TO SHOW MY FACE?

You don't have to show your face. You can wear a mask, makeup, or a hood—whatever floats your boat. We do, however, need proof of age on file for everyone in a HUMP! film—and no one sees the paperwork but us. You can star in HUMP! totally anonymously!

DO HUMP! ENTRIES HAVE TO BE HARDCORE?

No! Erotica, animation, instructional videos, freaky stuff, and funny, sexy shorts all have a home in HUMP! Last year, HUMP! audiences awarded first place to a film without any actual penetration and fourth place to shot-on-cell-phone erotic short starring a saltshaker and a napkin! Anything goes at HUMP!

HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE TO MAKE A FILM?

Tons! The deadline for HUMP! submissions is Monday, September 10, 2007.

WHEN IS HUMP?

This year's festival goes down on October 5 and 6, 2007.

PRIZES!

Two $2,000 first-place prizes will be awarded this year: Best Hardcore Entry and Best Erotic or Humor Entry. And who picks the winners? HUMP!'s audience!

THE DIRTY DETAILS

• The deadline for entries is Monday, September 10, 2007.

• Videos can be submitted on DVD or VHS.

• Films need to be NO longer than eight minutes.

• No children, no animals, no poop.

• Films must be submitted with proof that everyone involved is at least 18 years of age. Entry forms can be downloaded at www.thestranger.com/hump. The paperwork is mandatory!

HOW TO EARN EXTRA CREDIT!

All HUMP! entries will receive at least one screening. But a jury of sex experts, sex-positive film critics, and sex-obsessed porn fans select HUMP! entries for the Grand Prize Competition. We look for quality and hotness—films don't have to be slick, just hot—and entries made especially for HUMP! get extra credit. So get a leg up in porn by proving that you made your film just for HUMP! by including one—or all!—of these props or locations in your HUMP! entry:

• Ravenna Alehouse T-shirt (prop)

• McCormick & Schmick's matchbook (prop)

• Ivar Haglund bobblehead doll (prop, available at www.ivars.net)

• SAM's Olympic Sculpture Park (location)

• The Space Needle (location)

• Ken Schram (prop and location)

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LINKSEXYSEXYSEXY. (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=213753)

Yeah, we do it every year. Your city sucks.

DAYoung
4th October 07, 05:44 AM
What will your entry be called, Steve?

bob
4th October 07, 05:56 AM
We should totally do a Sociocide version of this in the video forum.

That reminds me, I really need to clean out the attic before the kids are old enough to get up there.

SFGOON
4th October 07, 09:52 AM
My entry involves Easter-themed wind up toys and a plastic Jesus.

WarPhalange
4th October 07, 09:35 PM
I think this will be a good thread to post the following:

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

Here, let me get you started:


Is a Christian Threesome Possible?
The possibility of a threesome, or ménage a trois, brings up two main issues of concern to Christians, those of homosexuality and adultery. Much has been said about Biblical prohibitions against both of these behaviors, but we must look at this situation carefully in context to see how and whether these rules apply. Let’s first consider the problem of homosexuality as it relates to a threesome. It’s common knowledge that in several passages in both the Old and New Testament the Bible prohibits homosexual acts between men. Although two men having simultaneous sexual relations with one woman may not have any overt homosexual contact between them, the act of sharing a woman and being together in a sexual situation is nevertheless homoerotic and suggests implied homosexuality, as well as presenting a temptation to experiment where one may ordinarily not. For this reason, we feel it is best for a couple to avoid bringing another man into the picture.

ironlurker
4th October 07, 10:55 PM
Will there be an animal husbandry entry from Enumclaw?

Steve
4th October 07, 11:13 PM
Will there be an animal husbandry entry from Enumclaw?

If it turns out that I get to go (there is a slight chance, even with all the shows being sold out), I'll be sure to let you know.

Neildo
5th October 07, 01:06 AM
We should totally do a Sociocide version of this

co-ed naked MMA?

WarPhalange
5th October 07, 01:07 AM
Isn't Sociocide and Bullshido like 9 to 1 males to females?

Steve
5th October 07, 01:33 AM
Isn't Sociocide and Bullshido like 9 to 1 males to females?

We could have one of these. (http://www.konformist.com/1999/gangbang.htm)

Yiktin Voxbane
5th October 07, 01:55 AM
We could have one of these. (http://www.konformist.com/1999/gangbang.htm)


Those people are NOT christians !! Lol .

We could run a monthly *themed* contest .

Also ... Adelaide needs something like this during the Arts festival .

Quikfeet509
5th October 07, 06:33 AM
"Hump" is great in theory, but unfortunately, the ratio of hot women to ugly women in Seattle is about 1:20.


Who wants to watch ugly pale women have sex?