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Tom Kagan
2nd October 07, 01:12 PM
Jeez, there are a lot of covers and remixes to this song. I had to narrow the criteria to those which are original and with decent quality Music Video footage (bye bye Hillary Duff's live version) and I probably still missed a few, but the poll only allows ten.


Who do you choose as your Personal Jesus?
Here's the videos:

Depeche Mode:
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Marilyn Manson:
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Johnny Cash:
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Metamatics:
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The Atomic and No One Is Innocent:
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Stevie Ann:
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Koyi K Utho:
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Lollipop Lust Kill:
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Harald Thune:
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(Do you have another choice?)

kismasher
2nd October 07, 01:28 PM
heathen, but i would vote Johnny Cash from that particular data set if properly coerced.

Tom Kagan
2nd October 07, 01:42 PM
heathen, but i would vote Johnny Cash from that particular data set if properly coerced.


The threat of eternal damnation for rejecting Jesus isn't proper coercion?

kismasher
2nd October 07, 01:44 PM
The threat of eternal damnation for rejecting Jesus isn't proper coercion?

not if one doesn't accept eternal damnation as a rational consequence of non-acceptance of Jesus.

Zendetta
2nd October 07, 02:06 PM
Man in Black, of course.

Sun Wukong
2nd October 07, 03:08 PM
Can I change my vote to Johnny Cash? I missed it on the first read through. Damn it.

kismasher
2nd October 07, 03:22 PM
Can I change my vote to Johnny Cash? I missed it on the first read through. Damn it.

costly mistake my friend. the trials of JC are challenging enough.

ironlurker
2nd October 07, 03:32 PM
The threat of eternal damnation for rejecting Jesus isn't proper coercion?

It's no good

Tom Kagan
2nd October 07, 03:40 PM
not if one doesn't accept eternal damnation as a rational consequence of non-acceptance of Jesus.

So I'm guessing being discarded by god is okay with you?

GreenHornet
2nd October 07, 11:42 PM
Jack White is your only god.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd October 07, 12:03 AM
This is such a piece of shit song.

WarPhalange
3rd October 07, 12:06 AM
This is such a piece of shit song.

For that comment, MJS is my personal Jesus.

nihilist
3rd October 07, 04:23 AM
As a recently born-again conservative Baptist Christian I would have to say that I choose Christ Almighty as my personal Jesus.

Sun Wukong
3rd October 07, 04:45 AM
southern baptist or calvinist baptist? I like this schtick though, but I think you need to condemn everyone else for the evil ways first. I think baptist churches are what made me so judgemental.

kismasher
3rd October 07, 09:25 AM
So I'm guessing being discarded by god is okay with you?

i'm not sure, which is more valid: predestination or free will. if it's the latter then yes.

Tom Kagan
3rd October 07, 10:45 AM
i'm not sure, which is more valid: predestination or free will. if it's the latter then yes.


Jesus loves you anyway.



:evil1:

kismasher
3rd October 07, 10:49 AM
Jesus loves you anyway.



:evil1:

i'm counting on it.

red x btw.

nihilist
3rd October 07, 12:15 PM
southern baptist or calvinist baptist? I like this schtick though, but I think you need to condemn everyone else for the evil ways first. I think baptist churches are what made me so judgemental.

I'm a double-reformed notrhwest conservative neo-baptist if you must ask.

ICY
3rd October 07, 03:24 PM
This is such a piece of shit song.

You are such a piece of shit.

WarPhalange
3rd October 07, 03:59 PM
You are such a piece of shit.

Ladies, ladies, you're both right.

ICY
3rd October 07, 04:45 PM
I would like to extend my previous statement to all those who think the song is shit. It's an awesome song.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd October 07, 05:09 PM
Why Fascists shouldn't be allowed to vote:


I would like to extend my previous statement to all those who think the song is shit. It's an awesome song.

Fearless Ukemi
3rd October 07, 05:14 PM
You say that as if voting matters.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd October 07, 05:16 PM
People who don't think voting matters shouldn't be allowed to do it either.

Fearless Ukemi
3rd October 07, 05:22 PM
I don't do it. I'd rather not waste a half hour in a line full of old people just to rank shit by smell.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd October 07, 05:36 PM
Then why don't you vote for a third-party?

DAYoung
3rd October 07, 05:40 PM
Cash.

Tom Kagan
3rd October 07, 08:19 PM
i'm counting on it.


Jesus metes out "tough love" to the problem children.

ironlurker
3rd October 07, 08:45 PM
Jesus metes out "tough love" to the problem children.

My first Arabic teacher, a Christian, was told by his parents in the home country that if he misbehaved, Jesus would come in the night and strangle him.

Jesus versus Problem Child, Jesus by RNC.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd October 07, 09:35 PM
And I did.

bad credit
4th October 07, 05:30 AM
Hmmm, what an odd contrast. Johnny Cash, who was a Christian, singing that song reverantly, and then Marylin Manson, a satanist who believes you should be your own god singing it mockingly.

Why didn't the Mechanical Messiah inspire any music? http://www.forteantimes.com/features/articles/246/john_murray_spears_god_machine.html

bob
4th October 07, 06:08 AM
There's no real religious element at all. It's about Elvis and his relationship to Priscilla (true story).

Fearless Ukemi
4th October 07, 12:14 PM
Then why don't you vote for a third-party?


For my own amusement I would write in George W Bush, but it wouldn't be amusing enough to waste the time.