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ironlurker
1st October 07, 03:29 PM
Britney Temporarily Loses Custody of Sons

MONDAY OCTOBER 01, 2007 03:55 PM EDT
By Mike Fleeman

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/071015/britney_spears180.jpg Britney Spears must hand over custody of her sons to Kevin Federline this week "until further notice of the court," a judge ruled Monday after a closed-door hearing.

L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon gave no reasons in his written decision, issued after lawyers met with him in a private session requested by Federline's lawyer. The ruling says that Federline gets custody starting Wednesday.

But the ruling came after the filing of misdemeanor charges against Spears – hit-and-run and driving without a valid California license – and claims by her ex-bodyguard that she used drugs and is a danger to her children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

Gordon also previously found that Spears is a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of alcohol and controlled substances, and ordered her to submit to random twice-weekly testing.

Another hearing is set for Wednesday.

The singer, who has 50-50 custody with Federline, was seen around town with her children over the weekend, and on Sunday they had an early dinner at Taverna Tony in Malibu, as a crush of paparazzi camped outside.

"She seemed fine," the restaurant's owner, Tony Koursaris, says. "She was very comfortable having dinner here with her boys. ... The kids had a good time. Then we had to fight the paparazzi, of course."

The photographers, however, did come in handy for Spears at one point over the weekend. Around midnight Saturday, her Mercedes ran out of gas during a supermarket run. The photographers went to the gas station and helped Spears tank up her vehicle.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20082170,00.html

Shitty white rapper > burnt out druggie pop tart? Looks like such is the case.

Shawarma
1st October 07, 03:34 PM
You can take the white trash out of the trailer park....

ironlurker
1st October 07, 03:36 PM
She's definitely gaining ground fast in the deadpool stakes, I'd say.

Teh El Macho
1st October 07, 04:28 PM
Shitty white rapper > burnt out druggie pop tart? Looks like such is the case.

The dude may be a shitty rapper, but he seems to have (some of) his marbles in the right place, as opposed to the out of control druggy money-shot Britney.

* > burn out druggie pop tart with Jabba The Hutt for pussy.

fes_fsa
1st October 07, 05:59 PM
Britney or Kevin's parents should try to get custody of the kids.

those poor boys. first they've gotta have the most clueless white trashiest parents in the world.... then their home breaks up... and they've gotta be shuffled back and forth between two crappy parents.

those babies need some stability and structure. :(

Truculent Sheep
1st October 07, 06:16 PM
I remember when La Spears was caught driving a car with one of her children on her lap. When asked, she said it was because 'I'm country'.

The term 'fucking peasant imbecile with low horizons' somehow leaps to mind.

fes_fsa
1st October 07, 07:03 PM
or the series of photographs with Britney tripping, holding an alcoholic beverage and her child.

her body guard ended up saving the baby from falling on his head....

her drink, however, was completely safe--not even a drop spilled for the sake her her child.

Steve
1st October 07, 07:10 PM
Britney or Kevin's parents should try to get custody of the kids.

those poor boys. first they've gotta have the most clueless white trashiest parents in the world.... then their home breaks up... and they've gotta be shuffled back and forth between two crappy parents.

those babies need some stability and structure. :(

Wait, you're saying Britney and Kevin had great parents?
...

LOL, you can't be serious???

fes_fsa
1st October 07, 07:18 PM
Wait, you're saying Britney and Kevin had great parents?
...

LOL, you can't be serious???

Britney was a successful pop queen.

Kevin was a successful dancer (i mean he was REALLY good and could get work anywhere).

it takes alot of support to be a success in anything--their parents did that.

not to mention, they're out of the limelight. those kids would have a shot at living semi-normal lives in homes that aren't as chaotic as where they're staying now.

Steve
1st October 07, 07:28 PM
True, true... I'm just wondering how many of her parenting skills were learned from her own parents? There has to be at least a little connection there, wouldn't you agree?

The story about Jodie Foster commenting on Lindsay Lohan comes to my mind for some reason.

fes_fsa
1st October 07, 07:38 PM
True, true... I'm just wondering how many of her parenting skills were learned from her own parents? There has to be at least a little connection there, wouldn't you agree?

The story about Jodie Foster commenting on Lindsay Lohan comes to my mind for some reason.

she obviously didn't learn anything from her parents. if she was anything like her mother, she wouldn't have custody of her kids--Disney would until they're in their early teens... and then Virgin Records would.

did you read Dina Lohan's response to Jodie Foster's remarks?

Steve
1st October 07, 08:51 PM
I did indeed, quite hilarious.

fes_fsa
1st October 07, 09:03 PM
she made a point about shaping her child's future... and if you know of a better way to live vicariously through your buxom redhead teen alcoholic, i'd like to hear it.

Steve
1st October 07, 09:23 PM
This is the part that tickled me:


Last week Jodie Foster slammed Lohan's mother saying: "Can I just ask where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?"

Dina fired back saying that she was hurt by Foster's comments. Dina said, "It really saddens me that a mom would comment on another mom without ever meeting me! Ironically Lindsay's talent was compared to Jodie Foster's as a little girl! I don't know what Jodie dealt with as a young Hollywood actress but I do know if it weren't for her mother she would not be a successful actress today! I'm sure her mother made many sacrifices for her to be successful."

It was just funny to me that Dina is talking about Jodie Foster's mother in an attempt to defend herself.


she made a point about shaping her child's future...


"All we want as parents is to cultivate our children's dreams, whatever field they choose. She has no idea who we are and what we have dealt with! If she has a question to ask me, don't ridicule me publicly! She should know how the press twists the truth! Don't judge without facts!"

Ah, I see. I have to admit that I first heard about the whole deal via John Stewart. Perhaps they took some liberty with the quote...


and if you know of a better way to live vicariously through your buxom redhead teen alcoholic, i'd like to hear it.

I got nothin.

fes_fsa
1st October 07, 09:42 PM
It was just funny to me that Dina is talking about Jodie Foster's mother in an attempt to defend herself.

i don't think she meant to use it as a shield or in a negative way.

it's all true. it takes a great deal of sacrifice for your child to be a successful entertainer. unless you're part of a Hollywood dynasty, you start out dirt poor and stay that way until your kid gets some work. this is endless hours of go-sees, auditions, casting calls, etc.,. with how many hours you put into your child's career, you're no longer able to work a normal job or spend time with your other family members.

we don't know whether Dina Lohan was always a party mom... or if she was a good mom who just got caught up in the drawback that is Hollywood fame.

i think it was either E! or VH1 who did a special on child actors a while back... and they said that what happens to mothers of child-celebrities is... they break their backs for their children... and then once their child becomes the cash cow... they stop disciplining their child... for fear that they'll be cut off.

i think celebrities' mothers become drunks because they KNOW they're failing (or already have failed) their child, but can't do anything about it.

Teh El Macho
2nd October 07, 07:18 AM
Why on Earth would a mother allow her kids to go into the entertaining business is beyond me. Really. I really mean to ask why.

If there is something about the entertainment business is that it's a clusterfuck. The number of people in that business that can be counted as family/relationship material are far, far too few. And on top of that, the constant harassing from the paparazzi. These poor felows don't get the chance to even take a shit in private.

All kids have dreams, but some of those dreams are not worth pursuing IMO.

Cullion
2nd October 07, 07:57 AM
Why on Earth would a mother allow her kids to go into the entertaining business is beyond me. Really. I really mean to ask why.

The same reason some people will take on dangerous levels of debt to buy a status car I guess, but on a huger scale.

Truculent Sheep
2nd October 07, 08:15 AM
All kids have dreams, but some of those dreams are not worth pursuing IMO.

Indeed, it's one thing to have talent, but talent needs maturity to properly develop.

Cullion
2nd October 07, 12:20 PM
I dunno it works out ok for some of them, but it's obviously an enormous psychological strain.

fes_fsa
2nd October 07, 02:34 PM
Why on Earth would a mother allow her kids to go into the entertaining business is beyond me. Really. I really mean to ask why.

for the same reason celebrities and SOME women do it. not because they want to create a being of pure love with their soulmates.... but to stroke their own egos. to say... "LOOK WHAT I DID!"... and for bragging rights.

there are no child labor laws protecting these children--they work the same hours as ANY OTHER CELEBRITY (this includes meetings with your agent, readings, interviews, casting calls, screen testing, hours in the wardrobe department for fitting and to decide if the costume is "them", and waiting just to find out whether or not they even make the final cut).

while most mothers try to protect their child from cruelty until they feel he/she is of an esteem to handle it.... these children get forced into a world FULL of it. they'll tell you straight up "you're too fat"... or "there's not enough editing in the world to fix your shit." and to be told that over and over and over.... well... it's no wonder so many young celebrities have eating disorders and do drugs.

these women KNOW what they're getting their children into.... and i suppose they have every reason to fear getting cut off financially.


All kids have dreams, but some of those dreams are not worth pursuing IMO.

they're not pursuing their own dreams.

Sun Wukong
2nd October 07, 03:05 PM
I think K-Fed is more interested in being awarded child support than actually taking care of his kids. He's going to drop a child support action soon, mark my words on it.

ironlurker
2nd October 07, 03:25 PM
there are no child labor laws protecting these children--they work the same hours as ANY OTHER CELEBRITY (this includes meetings with your agent, readings, interviews, casting calls, screen testing, hours in the wardrobe department for fitting and to decide if the costume is "them", and waiting just to find out whether or not they even make the final cut).
Technically there are, but it's state by state, and the parents/directors/agents find ways around them (i.e. Jonathan Landis and the helicopter incident, where the kids were being paid under the table for the illegal hours).

"Stage moms" are probably the most visible and obnoxious, but to be fair parents can do this with violin and cello (okay, still on stage) and let's not forget "sports dads." You can add some "spelling bee"/"genius" parents to the mix as well.

But- I've known musicians who don't have a career in music but still have fun and get gigs or play in community orchestras/bands. Sports nuts are pretty retarded, but at least the kid is getting exercise. There's a hell of a lot of jobs for professional nerds.

The thing about being a pop star/beauty queen etc. stage parent that's so lame is that a) the industries are so exploitive annd b) there's so much competition. If you can play the cello you can play the cello, but if you don't have the "right" looks/voice to be whatever the current "in" theme is that's it. Failure at being a pop idol/actress is basically a royal road to being a stripper or porn star, and even success is ephemeral at best. I heard of a study the other day that said that intense activity in any sport/performance before age eight actually increases the chance the kid will burn out in it. Add in the fact that dancing/singing/modeling industries are the most critical and personal (you can run a 4.4 forty or you can't vs. "your nose is too big") and stage moms are the most out of touch and subjective and you get a recipe for disaster.

fes_fsa
2nd October 07, 03:44 PM
I think K-Fed is more interested in being awarded child support than actually taking care of his kids. He's going to drop a child support action soon, mark my words on it.

he's a smart smart smart businessman. of course he's going to sue for child support. if you had a cash cow for an ex wife, wouldn't you?

and while he's more interested in the money, his kids would probably receive better care, staying with him. he'd use Britney's money to hire nannies... which is alot better for them than being dragged around town by a druggie alcoholic mom.

ironlurker
2nd October 07, 03:58 PM
he'd use Britney's money to hire nannies...
not maids?

http://www.adultcostumeshop.com.au/contents/media/l_8048.jpg

fes_fsa
2nd October 07, 04:20 PM
Technically there are, but it's state by state, and the parents/directors/agents find ways around them (i.e. Jonathan Landis and the helicopter incident, where the kids were being paid under the table for the illegal hours).

there are federal child labor laws that ALL states must follow. the problem with production is... you clock in (arrive on set)... after an hour or so in wardrobe and makeup, you shoot... and then you clock out (leave). this can be anywhere from 3 to 8 hours, depending on what time of the year it is (federal law restricts the amount of time a child can work depending on whether or not the child is in his/her "school year").

they don't take into account rehearsals (which are usually paid in advance for a certain amount of time--when i danced i'd make an average of $200 for a paid rehearsal... and i've been paid $5000 in advance for 2 moths--i'm talking 3 to 5 days a week for 2 months--paid rehearsals... but one rehearsal can take 18 hours of my day), readings, screenings, test shots, etc.,. and they do this BEFORE and DURING production.

to them... preparation is like showering, shitting, and shaving in the morning before work--it doesn't count as part of your work hours... even though you HAVE TO do it for work. so... while a kid can't legally work more than 18 to 40 hrs a week (again, depending on whether or not they're in their school year), they end up working well over 80 hrs/week.

as for the rest of your post... i agree.

ironlurker
2nd October 07, 04:24 PM
there are federal child labor laws that ALL states must follow. the problem with production is... you clock in (arrive on set)... after an hour or so in wardrobe and makeup, you shoot... and then you clock out (leave). this can be anywhere from 3 to 8 hours, depending on what time of the year it is (federal law restricts the amount of time a child can work depending on whether or not the child is in his/her "school year").

they don't take into account rehearsals (which are usually paid in advance for a certain amount of time--when i danced i'd make an average of $200 for a paid rehearsal... and i've been paid $5000 in advance for 2 moths--i'm talking 3 to 5 days a week for 2 months--paid rehearsals... but one rehearsal can take 18 hours of my day), readings, screenings, test shots, etc.,. and they do this BEFORE and DURING production.

to them... preparation is like showering, shitting, and shaving in the morning before work--it doesn't count as part of your work hours... even though you HAVE TO do it for work. so... while a kid can't legally work more than 18 to 40 hrs a week (again, depending on whether or not they're in their school year), they end up working well over 80 hrs/week.

as for the rest of your post... i agree.


I bet it would be really interesting to see how all of this works out on the parents'/child's taxes. I seem to remember a few notorious parents getting caught for tax evasion, because there's a lot of monkeying around you could do with such a payment/work schedule.

fes_fsa
2nd October 07, 04:30 PM
alot of people in entertainment go scientology... because if you're an independent contractor, you're tax exempt.

ironlurker
2nd October 07, 04:33 PM
alot of people in entertainment go scientology...

lol nothing like putting out fire with gasoline

DAYoung
2nd October 07, 10:48 PM
Britney needs to invest, retire and do craft.

I'm thinking beadwork and maybe mosaics.

Sun Wukong
3rd October 07, 06:14 AM
he's a smart smart smart businessman. of course he's going to sue for child support. if you had a cash cow for an ex wife, wouldn't you?

No, in fact, I wouldn't.




and while he's more interested in the money, his kids would probably receive better care, staying with him. he'd use Britney's money to hire nannies... which is alot better for them than being dragged around town by a druggie alcoholic mom.

I can't say i believe he's cleaner than she is. probably more sane right now, but he doesn't exactly have a career to speak of either. alot can get accomplished when you don't have anything to do.

emboesso
3rd October 07, 06:48 AM
The photographers, however, did come in handy for Spears at one point over the weekend. Around midnight Saturday, her Mercedes ran out of gas during a supermarket run. The photographers went to the gas station and helped Spears tank up her vehicle.

How do you run out of gas in the middle of Los Angeles? How can you be trusted to watch toddlers when you yourself are incapable of even checking the gas gauge on your car?

She could manage to somehow keep her kids if she could learn to delegate tasks, for instance:

*Have someone else drive your car home for you when you're drunk
*Have someone else go to the supermarket for you
*Have someone else maintain your car for you
*etc

I've been driving for almost 30 years and never ran out of gas. Even when I was driving an old hoop-dee with a broken gas gauge. Has anyone here ever ran out of gas?

TM
3rd October 07, 12:49 PM
Britney needs to invest, retire and do craft.

I'm thinking beadwork and maybe mosaics.


Tooled leather wallets.

ironlurker
3rd October 07, 02:46 PM
I've been driving for almost 30 years and never ran out of gas.

That's what I call some damn good miles-per-gallon

DAYoung
3rd October 07, 04:08 PM
Tooled leather wallets.

Nice. Old wine bottles covered with sea glass?

ironlurker
18th October 07, 12:02 PM
(AP) Britney Spears may not visit her two young children until she complies with a court order, a court commissioner has ruled.

"Petitioner's (Spears') visitation with the minor children is suspended pending the petitioner's compliance with the court orders," Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon wrote in an order dated Wednesday.

The order does not spell out which directives she failed to comply with. A hearing in the matter was scheduled for Oct. 26.

The ruling followed an emergency hearing, the latest in a custody battle between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline over their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James.

A message left with Spears' attorney, Anne Kiley, was not immediately returned.
http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/18/people_hot_water/main3380713.shtml


This is definitely shaping up to be more and more of a train wreck. Today's news moves her up considerably in my dead pool standings.

Yiktin Voxbane
19th October 07, 12:21 AM
2 weeks tops , then her mother gets to Boo-Hoo-Hoo about how the industry destroyed her preious little piggy-bank .

fes_fsa
19th October 07, 10:48 AM
http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/10/18/people_hot_water/main3380713.shtml


This is definitely shaping up to be more and more of a train wreck. Today's news moves her up considerably in my dead pool standings.

she can't comply w/ court orders.

it's how she lost her kids in the first place.

during the custody hearing... she was told she could have custody, provided she stay sober. then she was videotaped at a club by an entertainment show, holding an alcoholic beverage.

ironlurker
19th October 07, 11:36 AM
she can't comply w/ court orders.


Cmon now, who can :redface:

She's on a roll


LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Britney Spears is having a bad week. A day after she lost visitation rights to her two young sons, the pop star drove over the foot of a paparazzo on Thursday night while trying to navigate past the hordes of photographers who document her every move.
Spears was exiting a Beverly Hills parking garage in her white Mercedes convertible as flash bulbs popped. Video footage showed an unidentified photographer in a flak jacket falling to the ground as the car apparently rolled over his foot but he quickly got up.
Spears appeared to start crying, according to photographers on the scene, but drove off as they ran after her.
A day earlier, a judge suspended Spears' visitation rights with her two sons until she complies with all court orders. Spears, who has been involved in a lengthy custody battle with her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, has been ordered to get coaching on parenting skills because of evidence showing she was a frequent user of "controlled substances and alcohol."
Spears might want to consider hiring a chauffeur. She is already facing two misdemeanor charges after her car scuffed another car in a parking lot two months ago, again under the gaze of the paparazzi. She turned herself in at a Los Angeles police station on Monday to be photographed and fingerprinted ahead of her scheduled October 25 arraignment.
Spears endured another setback on Thursday. Her new single "Gimme More" fell three places to No. 6 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. It's drawn from her album "Blackout," which comes out in the United States on October 30, and a day earlier internationally.

http://ca.today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2007-10-19T102021Z_01_N18194907_RTRIDST_0_ENTERTAINMENT-SPEARS-COL.XML

moar:


According to celebrity Web site Hollywood.TV, Spears was driving out of a Beverly Hills medical-building parking structure at approximately 5 p.m. when the incident happened.
Messages left late Thursday with Spears' attorney were not immediately returned. A police dispatcher in Beverly Hills said late Thursday no police report had been filed.
Video on the Web site shows elements of the incident, though not the tire actually rolling over the cameraman's foot.
The video shows Spears beginning to pull out of the structure when her car is surrounding by over a dozen celebrity photographers. The car comes to a stop.
Spears honks and the car lurches forward a few feet — when the photographer is apparently hit.
Shouting is heard, and the camera jerks around as fellow photographers apparently help a man up.
/**/ Spears drives off. Second later, video shows what appears to be a tire mark on the unidentified paparazzo's sock. The man, wearing sandals with white socks, doesn't respond to questions from the cameraman but instead walks off without any apparent problems.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303477,00.html

Okay, more of the same, etc. but I find this interesting because of something that always bothered me- why don't rich celebrities hire chauffeurs? Then they can get as drunk and high as they want and get carted around. Smart rappers hire bodyguards to shoot people, for example. You might say they want/enjoy driving their X, but if you're some super duper car enthusiast I'd think being wrecked would take away from the experience. Besides, you wreck your car that you love so much and get sued on top of it. What gives?

SpringHeeledJack
19th October 07, 01:48 PM
I say she'll be dead by next July.

ironlurker
19th October 07, 02:14 PM
I say she'll be dead by next July.

Giving odds or just a straight bet? You know, it's funny, I look around on some dead pool sites and a lot of people had her kids as picks before she lost custody l

SpringHeeledJack
19th October 07, 02:19 PM
Just a straight bet I suppose. Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part though.

ironlurker
4th January 08, 11:24 AM
I say she'll be dead by next July.

Britney Spears arrested and strapped to a stretcher after holding her own children hostage

Last updated at 15:52pm on 04.01.08
Britney Spears has been detained and is reportedly on suicide watch amid extraordinary scenes after holding her children hostage and refusing to hand them over to their father at a court-appointed time.
The fallen popstar was stretchered bleary-eyed from her home under police guard and then taken to hospital by ambulance for tests when she was suspected to be "under the influence of an unknown substance".
She is currently being held in hospital (lol) in Los Angeles pending a psychiatric evaluation.

At least six police cars, an ambulance, a fire engine and even a police helicopter were called to Spears's home amid fears she was threatening to harm either herself or her children. One witness described the situation as "scary".
She was eventually persuaded to hand over the boys - Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James - to police after four hours of intense negotiation.


A spokesman for Los Angeles police said officers believed that Spears was under the influence of an "unknown substance".
The 26-year-old was taken to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she will undergo a mental health assessment.

She gave a one-fingered salute to photographers as she left the ambulance on a stretcher.
Spears also faces arrest and charges if she tests positive for either drink or drugs. The dramatic stand-off began at 8pm (4am GMT) when two of Federline's bodyguards arrived to collect the children. Spears, who has limited visitation rights, refused to hand over the boys and police were called.

Police spokesman Jason Lee said today: "Officers were called to Britney Spears's home. She was refusing to hand the children over to their father as part of a court order.
"We believe Britney Spears is under the influence and needs to be evaluated.
"At this stage we do not know what she may or may not have taken - that's why she needs to be evaluated.
"But obviously if the test does prove positive, then we would be looking to move her to a police station and charge her."
Officers began negotiating the children's release and shortly after 10pm Spears appeared to let police and paramedics inside the home, which is in a gated community.
An ambulance then arrived and a wheelchair was taken into the house.

Today's drama is the latest episode in the ongoing custody battle between Spears and Federline, who married in October 2004 but divorced last July.
Yesterday, Spears visited Federline's lawyer Mark Kaplan at his office in Los Angeles to make a legal statement over allegations that she had "misused alcohol and other substances" in front of her sons.
Wearing a pink dress and sunglasses, the singer arrived 90 minutes late, according to Mr Kaplan.
She missed a similar appointment last month and again on Wednesday, when her law firm, Trope and Trope, filed a court motion asking to be withdrawn from the case due to a "breakdown" in communication with their client.
link (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23430576-details/Britney+Spears+arrested+and+strapped+to+a+stretche r+after+holding+her+own+children+hostage/article.do)

NO MORE DRUGS?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/britney1RETNA0401_468x333.jpg

PLEASE, MORE DRUGS!
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/britney5RETNA_468x471.jpg

. . . HOSPITAL DRUGS???
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/britneyRETNA_468x470.jpg

Gee, I wonder what would have happened in other parts of LA if cops were called to a six-hour "hostage standoff" with a drug-crazed parent endangering their children? Protection from the media and psychiatric evaluation, surely.

SpringHeeledJack
4th January 08, 02:24 PM
LOL. Things are looking good, for my bet anyway.

DAYoung
4th January 08, 04:03 PM
Those poor kids.

Steve
4th January 08, 04:19 PM
Now, now, they may grow up a little messed up in the head but I doubt that they will ever be poor.

DAYoung
4th January 08, 04:24 PM
You're right. She should keep traumatising them.

Steve
4th January 08, 04:37 PM
I just think about Michael Jackson's kids and I don't feel so bad...

Well, perhaps I should think about it more before I make up my mind.

ironlurker
4th January 08, 05:03 PM
I just think about Michael Jackson's kids and I don't feel so bad...

Well, perhaps I should think about it more before I make up my mind.

Michael says Britney's kids feel great.

Shawarma
4th January 08, 05:09 PM
Now that was a creepy sentence.

ironlurker
4th January 08, 05:22 PM
Now that was a creepy sentence.

He touches everyone with his music, perv.

jubei33
5th January 08, 04:08 AM
fuck britney, if only for the fact I have to listen and read about her every fucking day on my fucking news, but more importantly for her miserable train wreck of a life.

Kein Haar
5th January 08, 08:12 AM
She's nothing like sloppy hijab action, jubei.

Cullion
5th January 08, 08:29 AM
Britney's not cool enough to die young. She's going to turn to some flakey cult which gets her clean and sober but milks her for cash.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
5th January 08, 08:31 AM
If she times it right she can join the 27 club.

jubei33
5th January 08, 09:44 AM
She's nothing like sloppy hijab action, jubei.
needs mayo...?


we'll probably have to listen to her ass ranting about the psychiatry holocaust like tom cruise next year.

Sun Wukong
5th January 08, 09:49 AM
Britney's not cool enough to die young. She's going to turn to some flakey cult which gets her clean and sober but milks her for cash.

woah, good call. She's primed and ready cult material.

Sun Wukong
5th January 08, 09:55 AM
just as an aside: judging from her demeanor in those pictures, my guess is she was poly-abusing coke with another drug. OR, she is suffering from the beginning throes of bipolar disorder. Coke you can get off of, so she's lucky if that's all it is; bipolar disorder (and no, i'm not talking about the misdiagnosed hystrionic disorder that goes around so much) will cause serious lifelong difficulties with judgement, its the psychological equivolent to a brain tumor.

Zendetta
5th January 08, 12:26 PM
You guys are on it. Scientology should swoop on this opportunity.

ironlurker
6th January 08, 01:03 AM
just as an aside: judging from her demeanor in those pictures, my guess is she was poly-abusing coke with another drug. OR, she is suffering from the beginning throes of bipolar disorder. Coke you can get off of, so she's lucky if that's all it is; bipolar disorder (and no, i'm not talking about the misdiagnosed hystrionic disorder that goes around so much) will cause serious lifelong difficulties with judgement, its the psychological equivolent to a brain tumor.
They say she wasn't on any illegal drugs, and more and more people are saying she's just a stone nut.

edit- as in the preceding weeks she had allegedly started a new habit of smashing her head against the wall and her entourage wrote it off as "normal" for her, so you may be right

Supposedly in the day and a half before the whole thing she had taken:



TWO bottles of Nyquil
TWENTY diet pills, including her favourite brand Clenbuterol.
EIGHTEEN herbal uppers specially ordered over the internet.
EIGHTEEN Piriton antihistamine tablets
TWELVE Vicodin painkillers
TEN sleeping pills
UP TO eight antacid reflux tabs
ONE bottle of stomach upset mixture Pepto Bismol
TEN Zantac tablets, an anti-hangover and indigestion drug.
SIX Ritalin, for her attention deficit disorder issues.
TWO empty bottles of painkiller Oxycontin, known as hillbilly heroin, were also found at her home.
from the ultrareliable news of the world (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0601_britney.shtml)

See Nun, if it wasn't for those damn fascists speedballs would be safe and legal and no one would have to mix nyquil and vicodin with ephedrine and ritalin in a back alley!

DAYoung
6th January 08, 01:46 AM
She's toxic.

Kiko
6th January 08, 07:45 AM
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/lajimi/leavebritney.jpg

Teh El Macho
6th January 08, 10:15 AM
Stupid bitch. She needs to be strippen off her cash and all that shit, and dump in the middle of a fucking shantitown to fend for herself. Leave her there for 2 years, and maybe she'll drop all this bullshit, drama whore act. Maybe then she'll be ready to be a mom.

And speaking of mom's, Britney's mom needs to be tied up from a tree, upside down, from her fucking clit. She fucked up raising Britney, just as she apparently has with her other daugher ("ooopsie, I'm pregnant, I don't know how it happened").

The amazing thing is the amount of internet fucktards who still worship Britney or come to her defense (as if she were worthy of either), all the while lambasting K-Fed.

No matter what pple say about him, he's risen up to the challenge. And that's the thing: when you have kids, it makes you clean up your act. He must have seen something really fucking weird to bail out and fight for sole custody of the kids.

Whatever people say about him, you gotta give him credit for that.

And we need to tie Britney's mom upside down from her clit, her clit I tell ya!!!

Truculent Sheep
6th January 08, 10:45 AM
And speaking of mom's, Britney's mom needs to be tied up from a tree, upside down, from her fucking clit...

...And we need to tie Britney's mom upside down from her clit, her clit I tell ya!!!

This thread requires in-depth diagrams NOW.

MaverickZ
6th January 08, 02:23 PM
She's toxic.
She's a slave for drugs.

DAYoung
6th January 08, 03:31 PM
You wanna piece of me?

MaverickZ
6th January 08, 07:22 PM
You wanna piece of me?
No thanks, you're a bit overprotected.

billy sol hurok
6th January 08, 09:49 PM
TWO bottles of Nyquil
TWENTY diet pills, including her favourite brand Clenbuterol.
EIGHTEEN herbal uppers specially ordered over the internet.
EIGHTEEN Piriton antihistamine tablets
TWELVE Vicodin painkillers
TEN sleeping pills
UP TO eight antacid reflux tabs
ONE bottle of stomach upset mixture Pepto Bismol
TEN Zantac tablets, an anti-hangover and indigestion drug.
SIX Ritalin, for her attention deficit disorder issues.
TWO empty bottles of painkiller Oxycontin, known as hillbilly heroin, were also found at her home.
She-oo; fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Steve
6th January 08, 10:29 PM
Screw the technology, this guy (http://www.sociocide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48898) would've survived the fall without it being called a miracle if he'd been hopped up like Britney was.

DAYoung
6th January 08, 10:57 PM
No thanks, you're a bit overprotected.

I've grown fat on the sweetness of your love.

jnp
6th January 08, 11:22 PM
My wife asked me if I'd heard the news about Britney when she got home the other day.

She said that I gave her the most evil look she's ever seen on my face right after that.

If I never heard a single news item about her again I'd die a happy man. Man I hate humans' obsession with pop culture.

DAYoung
6th January 08, 11:35 PM
I like Britney's new musical direction, and I long for a day when she and I can collaborate on a pop-folk fusion.

That's nice.

Steve
7th January 08, 12:20 AM
PHILOSOPHY: Twisting words for lulz.

DAYoung
7th January 08, 12:22 AM
I really like that definition.

Can I keep it?

jnp
7th January 08, 12:22 AM
I wrote the Cliff Notes handbooks for Nietzsche and Spinoza. I'm somebody dammit!
You don't want to go there.

Steve
7th January 08, 12:40 AM
I really like that definition.

Can I keep it?

It was mine, but like love, I'll set it free....

If it comes back to me then we'll have to fight for it.

Agreed?

DAYoung
7th January 08, 01:13 AM
I like to be spanked with a plastic George W. Bush cut-out.

Jnp, this is a PUBLIC forum. I'm not the only one reading this, you know.

DAYoung
7th January 08, 01:14 AM
It was mine, but like love, I'll set it free....

If it comes back to me then we'll have to fight for it.

Agreed?

Done.

Steve
7th January 08, 01:50 AM
/handshake.

jnp
7th January 08, 10:56 AM
Jnp, this is a PUBLIC forum. I'm not the only one reading this, you know.
Shit, I can't think of a retort because I'm laughing to hard.

Bit of a correction though, I'm hot for Dick Cheney, not G.W. Crooked smiles get me every time.

MaverickZ
7th January 08, 11:14 AM
I've grown fat on the sweetness of your love.
You're not yet a woman. So keep your lonely self to yourself.

jnp
7th January 08, 11:28 AM
Ooh wait, I have one.


My aesthetic sensibilities are so refined, I don't like lingerie. I'd rather fap to my Matisse coffee table art book.

DAYoung
7th January 08, 03:18 PM
Ooh wait, I have one.

I'm glad it's finally dropped.

And don't you DARE criticise masturbation. It's applied philosophy.

ironlurker
7th January 08, 04:53 PM
he touched my theory with his practice and it felt bad but good and weird at the same time does this make me like mid-range theory forever or did this ever happen to you guys too
Uhhh . . . you guys can use PM's you know

DAYoung
7th January 08, 05:00 PM
We like to be watched.

Yiktin Voxbane
7th January 08, 09:38 PM
HAHAHA

Also ...

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g86/Yiktin-Pivot/SpinozasWetDream.jpg

kungfujew
7th January 08, 10:56 PM
Oh my, what did I just walk in on? And without my oven mitts...

jnp
8th January 08, 12:15 AM
I like to hear myself type.
This courtship is so tiring.

I think I shall retire to the drawing room to view my etchings. Perhaps you and a dozen of your closest forum friends would care to join me?

DAYoung
8th January 08, 12:20 AM
Since I started popping benzedrine, I've begun to enjoy looking at photos of myself naked.

Martini?

jnp
8th January 08, 12:26 AM
Did I mention I am a former stuntman? I know Jackie Chan don't you know.
*hands on chin* You're dreamy. Tell me more.

DAYoung
8th January 08, 12:32 AM
OK. That made me laugh. But I had to stifle it, because my son's asleep.

By the way, I wasn't a stuntman. Just a second-year university nerd who got lucky.

jvjim
8th January 08, 12:41 AM
Just a second-year university nerd who got lucky.
False.

DAYoung
8th January 08, 12:49 AM
Which bit? It can't be the 'nerd' bit.

Steve
8th January 08, 01:12 AM
We all know that you are a schemer.....

SCHEMER!!!!

fes_fsa
16th January 08, 03:12 PM
did you guys hear? she has multiple personality disorder.... with the trailer trash chick being the dominant personality.

http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2007/m12/x31158946054905560.jpg

SUICIDE NOTE
Britney Spears: It Would Be Better If I Was Dead!
Her state is deteriorating and apart from manic depression, doctors believe Britney is struggling with multiple personality disorder.
http://www.javno.com/slike/gumbi/s51.jpg http://www.javno.com/slike/gumbi/spacer.gif

Karmen Horvat


A.Z.
Photo: archive

Before she ended up in hospital, Britney Spears wrote a suicide note, which said: “It would be better if I was dead!”.
The letter expressed her deepest fears and darkest thoughts, as well as feelings of loneliness. A http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r2/g2007/m10/x30152461665802179.jpgfriend of the fallen pop singer found the note in her bathroom.
Friends and doctors believe she should seek medical treatment because she is mentally ill for sure.
Family members claim Britney`s mental health deteriorated ever since she gave birth, as she suffered from baby blues.
Her situation is getting worse. Apart from manic depression, doctors believe Britney is struggling with multiple personality disorder.
In the note she wrote, Spears claimed it was impossible for her to live up to her family and friends` expectations and that perhaps it would be better if she was dead.
The judge in Britney`s custody battle believes her inappropriate behaviour is a result of psychological problems rather than narcotic abuse.
Still, Britney is not taking her medication on a regular basis and she often consumes it with alcohol, only making it worse, The Sun reports.


digg_url = 'http://www.javno.com/en/lifestyle/clanak.php?id=114839'; digg_bgcolor = '#ff9900'; digg_skin = 'compact';
Published: January 16, 2008 13:33

http://www.javno.com/en/lifestyle/clanak.php?id=114839

EuropIan
16th January 08, 03:22 PM
Craig Ferguson. I'm not a particularly big fan of his, but I liked this.

7bbaRyDLMvA


She needs to be 'not famous' for a while.

Shawarma
16th January 08, 04:59 PM
"A friend of the fallen pop singer found the note in her bathroom."

I think I just figured Britney's problem out: Her friends are disloyal whores who leak her deeply personal notes to the media for random idiots to read.

fes_fsa
16th January 08, 06:07 PM
hey! they get paid for sharing! what kind of friends would they be if they just mooched off her?

Steve
16th January 08, 06:13 PM
I like the fact that as soon as she's carted off, her friends run to rummage through her bathroom. Good peeps.

fes_fsa
16th January 08, 06:17 PM
what i can't believe is that her doctors are sharing it with the tabloids.

aren't they supposed to take oathes to keep that shit private???

ironlurker
16th January 08, 06:32 PM
what i can't believe is that her doctors are sharing it with the tabloids.

aren't they supposed to take oathes to keep that shit private???

HIPA laws are very strict, so I suspect the "doctors" commenting aren't hers per se, but the "Dr. Phil" types, or they're leaks from their office staff. Breach of etthics/client-patient privelege gets a little murky when you have someone who like Dr. Phil who never had a license (in California) and let his credentials lapse (in Texas) who claims (or is) a "family friend".

I'm not sure but I think he may not have been even able to be there -as- a doctor, of course, he then goes and speaks as one, about something he couldn't if he was there as one etc. so in his case in particular it's very screwed up.

Sun Wukong
16th January 08, 08:41 PM
yeah, this chick is pretty fucked up. my guess is suicide or OD, within 3 years.

ironlurker
16th January 08, 11:30 PM
I talked to someone the other day who maintained she wasn't crazy, or a real addict, but a supreme attention whore plain and simple.

Their argument was that she's been surrounded 24/7 by "friends" for the past decade or more who (to her face) cater to everything she wants. Kids + K-Fed smartening up = loss of control = make up for it with more attention whoring.

My question is, when does attention whoring/narcisscism cross the line into insanity? We may find out.

Arhetton
17th January 08, 12:28 AM
So apparently some guy made a statue of britney giving birth. doggystyle.

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Img_0067.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/beeeghominid/Generic%20Blog%20Stuff%2001/BritneyStatue01.jpg

http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/skeletor.gif

http://mike.files.wordpress.com/2006/04/britney-statue-back.jpg

Steve
17th January 08, 03:10 AM
Yeah, DAYoung's into it. (http://www.sociocide.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1177795&postcount=170)

Over a year old.

Arhetton
17th January 08, 11:02 AM
yeah I realized it was old, back from her pregnancy. Still I don't follow this stuff and I imagine not everyone else does too so it was new and funny to me.

Skeletor!

Steve
17th January 08, 02:30 PM
O I C.