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Steve
15th August 07, 05:11 PM
LOL!

South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties
Wednesday, August 15, 2007

http://www.foxnews.com/images/300478/1_61_vick_michael_07.jpgEmbattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.

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Link to story. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html)

Link to PDF of the handwritten filling against Vick. (http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf)

Again: LOL!

Neildo
15th August 07, 05:13 PM
Dude needs to lay off the crackpipe.

Shawarma
15th August 07, 05:17 PM
Trolling.

Sun Wukong
15th August 07, 05:50 PM
It's probably not trolling... it's probably a stroke of genius plan to get out early on an insanity defense, or, he's actually truly insane.

Even with a stunt like that, the US is notoriously unforgiving when sanity is brought into question in criminal court. They have and continue to convict the mentally ill with blindly severe sentencing with some of the most loosely worded and sharply pointed prosecuting power in the world against the mentally ill.

WarPhalange
15th August 07, 06:24 PM
lol fox news

Olorin
15th August 07, 06:52 PM
"The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and 'used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”'

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year."


Is their no end to his villainy?

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Stick
15th August 07, 08:20 PM
$63,000,000,000 billion dollars?

That's, like.... $63,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!

Double dollars, that's fucking harsh.

Steve
15th August 07, 10:51 PM
I think some retard at Fox news took how you have to word court docs like this too seriously.

Teh El Macho
15th August 07, 11:48 PM
Woa!!! Shit!!! So many zeroes. Is that the Avogadro number?

Sirc
15th August 07, 11:58 PM
I wasn't aware that a black man was able to count that far.

nihilist
16th August 07, 02:06 AM
Shit, if the guy wins then Michael Vick is going to have to play a lot more football.

WarPhalange
16th August 07, 02:52 AM
Or organize a lot more dog fights.

king of seals
16th August 07, 08:51 AM
That stuff is even less realistic than superhero fiction.

Also, 63 billions? Why not 64? And why doesn't Riches want his dogs back?