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Sirc
11th August 07, 03:29 PM
Sometimes you wonder to yourself, "What's the chance that inferior sperm will beat the other 300 million participants in a race?"

Well, it's apparently about 1 in 6 billion. Because Mr. Jones is a special unique blend of stupid. Somehow someone allows him on the internet to allow him to have interaction with the online world.

Mr. Jones sucks and contributes a whole lot of nothing. He has some weird fixation with me, thinking he's got me, kind of like the bad guy on Rocky and Bullwinkle. Jones is a sad, sad, lonely black man. I imagine that in real life, he's ignored and his opinion disrespected. I don't imagine that he has very many friends and those he has, treats him like a bitch. You know, they don't ask him to go anywhere with them. If he happens to be there, they'll begrudgingly allow him to come along.

Maybe it's sexual frustration, maybe it's social frustration. I think he's just socially retarded. So far he's never really made any funny threads or contributed anything insightful. Instead he'll go to extremes to attack me or someone else. But he's got a raging hard on for me. It's flattering, really. But creepy. All of his attempts have backfired... and miserably. Let's not forget the very sexually invested thread a few months back where he wrote an incest story that he most likely masturbated furiously to.

I imagine Jones is an overweight black kid with massive amounts of acne on his face. Evidenced by the fact that he's an avid 4chan'er. Which would make sense, since he has no social ability and loves hentai and incest porn.

All in all, if I were him, I'd just kill myself and save myself the pain of being a ridiculed member of society. If this were several centuries ago, he'd most likely be an untouchable.

Jagged
11th August 07, 04:33 PM
Tell us how you really feel about him.

ThaiBoxerShorts
11th August 07, 05:02 PM
Also, he does aikido.

Aaranar
11th August 07, 05:15 PM
WYN74ZW4k_E

Sirc
11th August 07, 05:35 PM
Also, he does aikido.

Seriously?

His death is sealed.

Sirc
15th August 07, 02:58 AM
I'd like it if he'd stop posting.

Mr. Jones
15th August 07, 02:26 PM
+rep to Sirc

Fearless Ukemi
15th August 07, 03:14 PM
As if your rep means anything, Mr. Mechanized Attack Squad.

Sirc
15th August 07, 03:26 PM
+rep to Sirc

And more -rep to you.

Mr. Jones
15th August 07, 05:14 PM
As if your rep means anything, Mr. Mechanized Attack Squad.

No I was telling you guys to + rep Sirc. Also I was momentarily confused by your toe jam and earl avatar.

Mr. Jones
15th August 07, 05:23 PM
I miss the 90's.

xZxt-ouONGs

Sirc
15th August 07, 05:30 PM
I wish that I could abort you.

Stick
15th August 07, 08:04 PM
Yeah, Sirc'd totally go Biting Beaver on Jones if he could.

mrblackmagic
15th August 07, 10:05 PM
Jones is black???

Mr. Jones
15th August 07, 10:54 PM
Jones is black???

why does that shock everyone? why can't you imagine me to be like Steve Urcle or something.

Zendetta
15th August 07, 11:08 PM
why does that shock everyone?

Flies in the face of the stereotype: Black Guys are "Cool".


why can't you imagine me to be like Steve Urcle or something.

Because you are 10 times the douchebag IRL that Urkle was on a fictional TV show.

Still waiting on that 'rape', Papa BigDick.

nihilist
16th August 07, 02:13 AM
I hate it when Sirc is right.

Sirc
16th August 07, 02:39 AM
Mr. Jones IM'd me one time telling me that he was going to come to here and fight me.

I'd feel really bad hitting a fat, short black kid who has more pimples on his face than the moon as crater holes.

bob
16th August 07, 03:17 AM
He has some weird fixation with me.

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/images/iron.gif

http://www.datlof.com/8Axamal/docs/Marketing/jhu/JE/knee.jpg

mrblackmagic
17th August 07, 08:57 AM
why does that shock everyone? why can't you imagine me to be like Steve Urcle or something.

I'm not shocked. It's for comedic effect like saying Errant is white, Mega Jesus Sama is a dame, and Asia killed a guy with his buttcheek power. All facts totally irrelevant to discussion, but useful in disrupting it.


Mr. Jones IM'd me one time telling me that he was going to come to here and fight me.

I'd feel really bad hitting a fat, short black kid who has more pimples on his face than the moon as crater holes.

Video/pics or it doesn't happen.