View Full Version : Very persistent tortoise vs. cat

21st July 07, 11:26 PM
This tortoise isn't going to give up easily:


There's a moment at about the 30 second mark where it looks like the cat is about to rip the tortoise's head off, but apparently decides against it.

22nd July 07, 02:31 AM
The Turtle Victorious!

Robot Jesus
22nd July 07, 03:05 AM
Turtle Power
by Partnerz-in-Kryme

T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

In a half shell, they're the heroes four.
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
Our police and detectives are furious,
'Cause they can't find the source,
Of this lethally evil force.
This is serious so give me a quarter.
I was a witness, get me a reporter!
Call April O'Neil in on this case, and
You'd better hurry up, there's no time to waste!
We need help, like quick, on the double.
Have pity on the city, man it's in trouble!
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto, when there was danger.
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour,
'Cause they displayed...Turtle Power!


Now our Miss Reporter was hot on the trail.
Determined to put these crooks in jail.
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened,
But before she knew it, she fell in a trap and caught!
Yeah, she was all alone.
With no friends, and no phone.
Now this was beyond her worst dreams,
'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens.
Headed by Shredder they were anything but good.
Misguided, unloved, they called them The Foot.
They could terrorize and be angry youths, and
They mugged the people. Who needed proof?
Then from out of the dark came an awesome sound!
Shouted "Cowabunga!" as they hit the ground.
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
'Cause they possessed...Turtle Power!

Do you stand for what you believe in?
And find the strength to do what's right?

Heroes in half shell, they're on a mission.
When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home, instead of fightin'
These ninja masters with moves like lightnin'.
They were once normal, but now they're mutants.
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Donatello,
Make up this group with one other fellow
Raphael. He's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.
Pizza's the food that's sure to please,
These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese.
Back to the story, it's not hard to find.
Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind.
These are the words that their master instructed,
But a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted.
That was the last straw, spring into action.
Step on The Foot, now they're gonna lose traction.
Now this is for real, so you fight for justice,
Your shell is hard so you shout, "They can't bust us four!
Like some old coffee table."
Since you were young you've been willing and able
To defeat the snake, protect the weak,
Fight for rights and the freedom to speak.
Now the villian is showin' so you take a stand.
Back to the wall, put your sword in you hand.
Remember the words of your teacher, your master:
"Evil moves fast, but good moves faster!"
Then light, shining for your illumination:
Good versus Evil equal Confrontation.
So when you're in trouble to give in and go sour,
Try to rely on YOUR...Turtle Power!

22nd July 07, 11:46 AM
Go ninja go ninja go!

Sun Wukong
22nd July 07, 01:04 PM
Either that wasn't a real turtle or that thing was rabid. I've never seen a turtle go on the warpath before in my life. Sure, they'll bite the shit out of you if you fuck with them, but I've never seen them go psycho apeshit before.

22nd July 07, 01:15 PM
He should have kept it standing instead of going to ground.

22nd July 07, 05:03 PM
Turtles can't get rabies, it's a mammalian disease.

On the plus side, the turtle clearly has a superior ground game, as the cat couldn't pass its guard. BJJ wins again.

22nd July 07, 05:27 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to pick fights with people who are ten times bigger, 20 times stronger, and about 100 times faster than me.

I just make sure I put on a lot of body armor first.

22nd July 07, 06:33 PM
I've never seen a turtle go on the warpath before in my life.

Pray you never do...

23rd July 07, 12:08 AM
I've never seen a turtle go on the warpath before in my life.

Pray you never do...

Yeah, it's not pretty:


23rd July 07, 12:29 AM
Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat, we've been eating Gamera!

23rd July 07, 02:27 AM
THat is so totally fucking awesome. Fuckers got spirit.

Which Ninja Turtle had the str33t attitude? The one with the sais, right?

23rd July 07, 03:31 AM
Which Ninja Turtle had the str33t attitude? The one with the sais, right?



23rd July 07, 07:25 AM
/ex-kindergarten teacher on

Turtle had nest with eggs in the area. That was a western painted turtle, and the females are complete motherfuckers during laying season.

We had one as a pet at the school I taught at. We used to put goldfish in her tank and watch her tear them apart. During late July through August, when it's laying season, they will attack anything that gets near the nest. Anything.

23rd July 07, 12:28 PM


There we go! Turtle POWAH!!!

BTW, Olo, luv the av. My local beer/pizza/grindhouse* is showing The Warriors next month. They played it a year or two back, and the crowd was packed full of die hard fans. At the end scene, someone in the back started clinking beer glasses, and the crowd went fucking nuts.

26th July 07, 02:36 AM
BTW, Olo, luv the av. My local beer/pizza/grindhouse* is showing The Warriors next month.

Its a great movie. I think that it is being re-released on DVD with better audio and video.

26th July 07, 07:29 PM
the best part is billy crystal is the head of all the gangs in NYC. All that swagger changed when he took up roping cows...