Ambrosio review

Stupid Victoria's Secret catalogs. I wish she would stop leaving them lying around. I find myself browsing through them looking at the many pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, who seems to be a poster girl for VS and is definitely in my top ten as far as attractiveness goes.

Let's start with the feet. Feet should be petite. The big toe should not be large enough to gag on. Corns and callouses are bad. Open-toed shoes are only sexy if the feet inside them are as well. Lovely:

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/afeet.jpg

Her get-away-sticks have some definition, but still look soft and feminine. If I wanted a hard unyeilding leg I could bump against one of my kitchen table's.

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/aleg.jpg

Ghetto booty can look great in the confines of a pair of jeans, but loses its luster when released. Hail to the buttocks that look good in and out of clothing!

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/abun.jpg
http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/abun2.jpg

The belly should be defined but soft as well. Six packs are for guys. Think of a woman as a steak, you don't want it too tough but it is not good uncooked either. Somewhere in-between.

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/abelly.jpg

If you are attracted to a female and the feeling is mutual odds are you will be looking at this alot. It should not resemble a mountain range or a crashpad. The point of view from a back mount ground and pound and the point a view during a gentler activity with the fairer sex should not be the same.

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/aback.jpg

I forgot something important. Sweater melons! What can I say about these? They need to be there. They need to be perky. Perhaps I can relay some wisdom, I was actually flatmates with the confucius of sex, and he had a Georgian accent:

"Big ones only get in the way."
"Not all Tetons are Grand Tetons." (I think that is a mountain range)
"You can only stick a spoon so far into a half gallon of ice cream."
"Youever done it in a gravitron? You don't have to hold on!"

AA's are about perfect.

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/amelon.jpg


The perfect bedroom face. Almost makes me forget about the rest of her.

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/aface.jpg

She once sported a bra and panties made entirely out of candy. Yum. Viva Brazil!

Great review...

OF A WOMAN.

YOU CHAUVINIST.

Great review...

OF A WOMAN.

YOU CHAUVINIST.

Items not up for review should not be placed on display.

You should review your wife next.

You should adequately pay your wife.

I agree.

Or DA.

Yeah, do DA.

Review me.

You know you want to.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/DAYoung_2006/TheExtra.jpg

You should review your wife next.

You know how hard it is to find a female that is normal? Who doesn't nag or have some small but annoying psychosis / trait / habit? Who allows you to be independent but in a close relationship at the same time?

My wife is normal. Best thing about her. And I can look at how a pair of boyshorts / etc. looks on Alessandra Ambrosio in the Victoria's Secret catalog and know it will look the same on my wife when I buy them.

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/abun.jpg

And I can look at how a pair of boyshorts / etc. looks on Alessandra Ambrosio in the Victoria's Secret catalog and know it will look the same on my wife when I buy them.

Because you bought your wife in the same place?

Because you bought your wife in the same place?

Yes, and she is fully posable.

Yes, and she is fully posable.

omg transformer sex doll

lol @ autobuttz

omg transformer sex doll

lol @ autobuttz
http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/ticket.jpg


I forgot something important. Sweater melons! What can I say about these? They need to be there. They need to be perky. Perhaps I can relay some wisdom, I was actually flatmates with the confucius of sex, and he had a Georgian accent:

"Big ones only get in the way."
"Not all Tetons are Grand Tetons." (I think that is a mountain range)
"You can only stick a spoon so far into a half gallon of ice cream."
"Youever done it in a gravitron? You don't have to hold on!"

AA's are about perfect.

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/amelon.jpg

That's the ticket.

Oh my word... she reads books in her underwear. Who wouldn't want to walk in on a gorgeous woman reading 'Crime and Punishment' in some boy shorts and a babydoll?

http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/reading.jpg

Oh persuasive purveyor princess of pretty pink panties! Victoria does not keep you a secret at all, for she floods my inbox with your likeness.

Even in the restrictive covering of pink cloth, your twin moons peek out, one waxing, one waning, and ignite the flames of my desire.


http://www.scrotaljustice.com/images/alessandraambrosio/AA.jpg

Damn the universe. I hope he is blindfolded because they are going to shoot him. I would give my third nipple to be the lucky bastard who knocks up Alessandra Ambrosio.

http://stroganaut.com/babyshower.jpg