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Stick
19th May 07, 12:45 PM
John Rambo is returning- kind of like how Rocky returned- and he's going to fucking kill a lot of people.

Aintitcoolnews.com (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32721) scored big time; Sylvester Stalone gave them 3+ minutes worth of footage from the new Rambo movie. Apparently this is a rough cut sort of sampler that Stalone is going to shop around to the film folks at various festivals etc.

Here are two links to the 60meg .mov, simply "save target as"
link 1 (http://s3.amazonaws.com/aintitcool.com/videos2007/AICN-JOHN-RAMBO2.mov)
link 2 (http://www.aintitcool.com/multimedia/AICN-JOHN-RAMBO2.mov)

These two links will apparently only be up for two days, but by then I'm sure it will be all over youtube and I'll be sure to it here.

This shit is good, retirement and age has not mellowed out John Rambo. The violence here is epic. Seriously, in this little teaser clip I saw more awe inspiring gore than in the other Rambo movies combined; Stalone went and pulled out all the stops.

Edit:

Sure enough, here it is in Youtube. You can watch it quick this way, but I think it's worth it to download the higher quality .mov fromt he links above while they're still available so you can get the full effect of Rambo ripping a man's throat out.

[yt]_D2e24qBILM

Zendetta
19th May 07, 01:34 PM
First Blood rocked. THe others were horseshit. This might be cool.

ojgsxr6
19th May 07, 02:04 PM
I thought it was going to be a Rambo - Zero, kind of like a combination of The Hunted (Benicio Del Toro) and Platoon.

AAAhmed46
19th May 07, 03:25 PM
They need to make him so badass.

Sly cant do that anymore.

JohnnyCache
19th May 07, 04:17 PM
Damn that actually looks pretty fucking cool.

The violence looks to have been . .. increased.

Matsufubu
19th May 07, 04:30 PM
Is he going to play a 60 year-old man, or are they going to pretend that he's young?

Stick
19th May 07, 04:39 PM
I think the idea is he's retired and living in SE Asia. The thing is, even at 60.... he's still fucking Rambo.

frumpleswift
19th May 07, 05:24 PM
I am not sure what was funnier...the part where he shot the guy with the machine gun and the guy exploded into meat chunks, or when he ripped the persons throat out with his bare hands.

Who needs comedy when you have Rambo?

Stick
19th May 07, 05:32 PM
It's like the return of the '80's ultra violence flicks hearlded by one of that era's greatest stars, I love it.

Steve
19th May 07, 06:02 PM
Awesome.

Seems a Rambo night may be in order in the near future...

AAAhmed46
19th May 07, 06:26 PM
Rambo needs a freaking Rival.

Question!
19th May 07, 06:56 PM
This looks FUCKIN AWESOME! On another note, I hope they don't make the new Die Hard a wussy PG-13.

DAYoung
20th May 07, 04:22 AM
Er.

Guns are bad?

Shawarma
20th May 07, 06:32 AM
A new Die Hard too? Wow, Hollywood has really run out of ideas.

I heard that they were gonna make a Rambo Does Afghanistan or Rambo Does Iraq movie. Is this it?

bob
20th May 07, 07:08 AM
They already did Rambo does Afghanistan.

Shawarma
20th May 07, 07:20 AM
I'm talking about a new one where he returns to kill the people he helped in the first movie. That would be perhaps the most instructive movie about recent American foreign policy ever created.

Stick
20th May 07, 08:01 AM
No, they aren't touching that.

Rambo's in Burma.

JohnnyCache
20th May 07, 02:18 PM
Rambo's nemesis is America's apathy toward her own soldiers. Always has been. Read the book.

Commodore Pipes
20th May 07, 05:31 PM
So that's why they invented the movies. I hope they have a scene where Rambo electrocutes an elephant with AC - kind of a full-circle thing.

anarki13
20th May 07, 06:11 PM
this is cool, if he manages to pull it off like he did rocky, it might actually be worth it.

along with this trend: when's the new Conan movie?

OZZ
20th May 07, 07:19 PM
The real question is this: Who would win in a fight between Rambo and Commando?

Stick
20th May 07, 07:54 PM
Rambo.

Commando was not a cultural phenomenon.

Now if you were to say, "who would win, Rambo or Conan"... well then you'd have a much better fight.

DAYoung
20th May 07, 07:55 PM
The real question is this: Who would win in a fight between Rambo and Commando?

Me.

DAYoung
20th May 07, 07:56 PM
Rambo.

Commando was not a cultural phenomenon.

Now if you were to say, "who would win, Rambo or Conan"... well then you'd have a much better fight.

Pfft.

Rambo's an emo whiner.

AAAhmed46
20th May 07, 08:12 PM
Rambo.

Commando was not a cultural phenomenon.

Now if you were to say, "who would win, Rambo or Conan"... well then you'd have a much better fight.


Conan, he bows to no king, no man or no god(though he prefers crom)

Steve
20th May 07, 08:40 PM
Hell, I would pay to see a fight between Sly and Arnold. St33t style, as they say.

Question!
20th May 07, 09:02 PM
Hell, I would pay to see a fight between Sly and Arnold. St33t style, as they say.

chZOTGE5vO8

DAYoung
20th May 07, 09:04 PM
Hell, I would pay to see a fight between Sly and Arnold. St33t style, as they say.

I once would've bet on Arnold, but now...

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/stallone.jpg

http://www.msgeek.com/graphics-a-gogo/fat_ah-nuld.jpg

Steve
20th May 07, 09:07 PM
I say six months 'till he's back to his fighting weight.

frumpleswift
20th May 07, 09:33 PM
Rambo.

Commando was not a cultural phenomenon.

Rambo was ?

Some days I really do weep for my country.

Stick
20th May 07, 09:37 PM
Ugh, fine, a fucking meme, Rambo was at least a meme. People would refer to badasses as Rambo, and while commando is in the common usage in such a capacity it was never because of the Schwarzenegger flick.

edit: Thanks Question, that video was awesome.

Question!
20th May 07, 09:37 PM
DAYoung, those pics of Arnold was after his heart surgery, BEFORE Terminator 3, where he got back in great shape.

Dark Helmet
20th May 07, 09:58 PM
It's Myanmar now BTW folks.

DAYoung
20th May 07, 10:02 PM
DAYoung, those pics of Arnold was after his heart surgery, BEFORE Terminator 3, where he got back in great shape.

Pfft.

THE REAL TERMINATOR HAS NO HEART.

frumpleswift
20th May 07, 10:03 PM
It's Myanmar now BTW folks.

Fuck Burma. AndfFuck Siam too. And while we are at it fuck Yugoslavia, East Germany, Czechoslovakia, the U.S.S.R and Constaninople too.

bad credit
20th May 07, 11:25 PM
I had read online a year ago that Rambo 4 was going to be about John retiring with his wife and daughter in a small US town. Neo Nazis move in, hate him and the daughter for being part Indian, and entertainment ensues.

I also read recently that Vinnie Jones got the part of the main baddie in Rambo 4 over Gary Daniels, which royally pissed me off. But, I see no British Juggernaut in the Rambo 4 clip. Hmmm.

DerAuslander108
21st May 07, 02:16 PM
Er.

Guns are bad?

Guns don't kill people.

















John Rambo kills people.

DerAuslander108
21st May 07, 02:23 PM
Er.

Guns are bad?

Guns don't kill people.

















John Rambo kills people.

Commodore Pipes
21st May 07, 03:04 PM
So awesome it had to be said twice.

Stick
21st May 07, 03:19 PM
I'll let that double post stand.

DAYoung
21st May 07, 05:51 PM
Guns don't kill people.

[snip]

John Rambo kills people.

He does not kill people.

He kills bad guys.

frumpleswift
21st May 07, 05:58 PM
He does not kill people.

He kills bad guys.

DAYoung always with the labeling and judging of people.

Halfrican
21st May 07, 06:15 PM
Arnold would kick Sly's ass if they were both in their prime. If he can handle the PREDATOR, he can handle Rocky.

DAYoung
21st May 07, 06:24 PM
DAYoung always with the labeling and judging of people.

Blue twirly-head.

frumpleswift
21st May 07, 07:38 PM
Blue twirly-head.

SPOON sir. I say to you SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

DAYoung
21st May 07, 11:26 PM
SPOON sir. I say to you SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Get forked.

Steve
21st May 07, 11:45 PM
I propose a truce:

http://imgred.com/http://jodifabulous.blogware.com/spork.jpg

Me and my fellows would gladly lay down our lives for peace.

DAYoung
22nd May 07, 12:45 AM
Knife seen better.

Steve
22nd May 07, 12:51 AM
Now you're just being cleaver.

DAYoung
22nd May 07, 01:50 AM
That's gold right there.

Steve
22nd May 07, 02:34 AM
That's gold right there.

Fixed.

No, my gf strokes my ego.

DAYoung
22nd May 07, 03:20 AM
She must have nimble fingers.

Steve
22nd May 07, 03:28 AM
She does:

http://www.waynesantos.com/uploaded_images/Smurfette_by_sygnin-732617.jpg

DAYoung
22nd May 07, 04:32 AM
B-b-b-b-but...Korean.

Steve
22nd May 07, 05:00 PM
Who doesn't like a little role playing every so often?

DAYoung
22nd May 07, 05:14 PM
Er. Socrates?

Zendetta
22nd May 07, 05:37 PM
You know you'd smurf that in a second.

DAYoung
22nd May 07, 06:05 PM
Er. Smurf?

Steve
22nd May 07, 06:19 PM
Shame on you two, talking about my gf that way.

Stick
22nd May 07, 06:32 PM
*BAMF*

http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/data/500/hardcoresmurfs.jpg

*BAMF*

DAYoung
22nd May 07, 06:49 PM
Right.

Gotcha.

Harpy
22nd May 07, 09:44 PM
You know, you guys could just talk about Spiderman 3, 300, Transformers, Heroes, Rambo XXII, X-men, Smurfs, video games etc. in one Mega thread and still no girl would understand or care.

Stick
22nd May 07, 10:01 PM
Well, start a thread youu care about, we'll pass the word along to the girls.

Who knows, maybe we'll even say something about it.

frumpleswift
22nd May 07, 10:09 PM
You know, you guys could just talk about Spiderman 3, 300, Transformers, Heroes, Rambo XXII, X-men, Smurfs, video games etc. in one Mega thread and still no girl would understand or care.

What kind of girl doesn't like video games? My wife is more into video games than I am...in fact she's been complaining of G.R.A.W withdrawal lately.

Where is Kiko to explain what a real woman is like?

Harpy
22nd May 07, 10:11 PM
There's a difference between liking something and debating/getting off on the intricacies of a work of fiction.

I think its great to enjoy something at that level don't get me wrong but it seems like EVERY action movie gets the same reaction...like you'll don't really have taste. I just can't understand it, maybe I need a tutor.

Steve
22nd May 07, 10:51 PM
Ah, I see! You're just saying that you've never had a boyfriend.

I was unsure but thanks for clearing things up.

Harpy
22nd May 07, 10:53 PM
Uhh, I do have a b/f. He's just older and actually spends time with me rather than sitting in front of the tv etc. I got him after he outgrew the stage most of you'll are at :D

Zendetta
22nd May 07, 11:05 PM
Lily, you are playing with fire.

Yeah, fanboys are incorrigible nerds. But if we stack their excesses against the horrible deviance of fanGirls there is not much room for you to take the high ground.

In other words, I'll see your "transformers" and raise you Yaoie (sp?) manga, Slash Fiction, and Beatlemania.

Whats worse is that there are gurlz that do understand this shit. And they are really scary.

Steve
22nd May 07, 11:06 PM
Uhh, I do have a b/f. He's just older and actually spends time with me rather than sitting in front of the tv etc. I got him after he outgrew the stage most of you'll are at :D

So he's old and boring? Tis a shame...

But at least he's there with you while you post online.

AAAhmed46
22nd May 07, 11:29 PM
These arn't ordinary nerds, thier combat sport nerds.

Which means they are totally unique nerds.

Steve
22nd May 07, 11:35 PM
Who said anything about nerds????

*stomps around, pounding chest*

Zendetta
22nd May 07, 11:52 PM
LOL !!!

"Attacking Soon!"

Ahem, seriously, looks awesome.

Stick
23rd May 07, 07:42 AM
We are, in point of fact, the most dangerous nerds alive.

Well, short of nerds that are into explosives, chemical, and biological weapons....

Neildo
23rd May 07, 11:45 AM
O M F G

DerAuslander108
23rd May 07, 02:20 PM
B-b-b-b-but...Korean.

WHAT?!?

DAYoung
23rd May 07, 05:10 PM
WHAT?!?

Steve's lady-friend.

Harpy
23rd May 07, 05:58 PM
We are, in point of fact, the most dangerous nerds alive.
That has some truth in it.


Zen - I'm the antithesis of a fan girl. I don't watch anime, don't have posters of boybands in my bedroom etc. I never called anyone a nerd...

Halfrican
24th May 07, 03:55 PM
Don't click on the threads in the first place you vapid cunt. The title usually makes it blatantly obvious what it's about. Go fuck yourself, which I'm sure you do plenty of seeing as how you date an older man.

Kiko
24th May 07, 04:06 PM
The title kept me from bothering, but I'm BORED now, so I'm surfing OLD threads. Steve, that first Smurfette looks almost drowish. Oooh, the RP possibilities there!

Plexor, you don't have to be so abusive! Change that stupid sig too! Where's the cute kitty av you used to use??

Halfrican
24th May 07, 04:13 PM
My sig is funny if you've seen the 40 year old virgin and remember the argument between the two black guys. And my avatar is perhaps the greatest picture around of Edward Norton Jr.

My best avatar was not the kitty, it was the girl with cum on her face.

Kiko
24th May 07, 04:34 PM
Haven't seen it and you've gotten rude again, haven't you? The civility was a ruse!

Oh, and Smurf THIS!! (http://www.rainemu.com/swf/allyourbase/allyoursmurf.swf)

Halfrican
24th May 07, 04:42 PM
shenanigans! I was never nice! I was just nice to you.

Kiko
24th May 07, 04:43 PM
BLACKMAIL TIME!!

Neildo
24th May 07, 05:19 PM
Haven't seen it and you've gotten rude again, haven't you? The civility was a ruse!

Oh, and Smurf THIS!! (http://www.rainemu.com/swf/allyourbase/allyoursmurf.swf)

Linkum no workum.

Kiko
24th May 07, 06:03 PM
Odd.. I checked it and it's fine. Browser?
AKA $20,000 Zig

DAYoung
24th May 07, 06:13 PM
Free Military Self Defense Course!

Neildo
24th May 07, 11:52 PM
Odd.. I checked it and it's fine. Browser?
AKA $20,000 Zig

Firefox. I get this:



While trying to retrieve the URL: http://www.rainemu.com/swf/allyourbase/allyoursmurf.swf

The following error was encountered:

* Off-network linking to images and downloads is not permitted.

Halfrican
24th May 07, 11:58 PM
I get the same!

Kiko
25th May 07, 03:04 PM
I'm using firefox. You guys are broken!

Steve
25th May 07, 04:04 PM
I'm using firefox. You guys are broken!

It worked for me (good one, Kiko!), yoos other d00dz yoosing FF 2.0?

To add to the mix:

Pos. NSFW due to language, Mo Fos!
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Obligatory Family Guy clip
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anarki13
25th May 07, 05:45 PM
guys: you wont be able to open it in a browser cuz the main site does not recognize your IP addresses:

normal speak: just right-click->save it, or use a download accelerator and copy-paste the URL.

EDIT: i'm using FF 2.0

Teh El Macho
29th May 07, 06:13 PM
Damn that actually looks pretty fucking cool.

The violence looks to have been . .. increased.Can't wait to eat my popcorn while watching this shit!!!