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Kiko
16th May 07, 08:19 AM
http://www.icvbbulletin.org/images/sofia_loren.jpg

Soccer fan Sofia Loren to strip if team moves up (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-05-15T154923Z_01_L15084716_RTRUKOC_0_US-SOCCER-ITALY-LOREN.xml)
MILAN (Reuters) - A striptease by 72-year-old actress Sofia Loren could be one of the more outrageous ways that Napoli fans will celebrate if the team are promoted to the Italian top flight this season.

Loren, a movie sex siren from the 1950s and 1960s, is a big fan of the Naples club who have fallen on hard times since winning their first Italian championship 20 years ago.

"I hope that Napoli win these last few games. You watch if we go up I will do a striptease," she told Gazzetta dello Sport in an interview Tuesday. "The fans have a total passion, the city deserves promotion."

Napoli are third in Serie B, Italy's second division, and have five games left to force their way into the top two or face a promotion playoff.

Reuters 2007. All Rights Reserved.

Stick
16th May 07, 08:35 AM
What? She couldn't support the team 20 years ago, or better 40?

This is yet another in the list of silly things Europeans will do for soccer.

Shawarma
16th May 07, 09:07 AM
Mrs. Loren is probably the only person I can think of that would qualify as a GMILF.

Question!
16th May 07, 11:23 AM
Sure, Sophia might still pass as attractive, but the question we've got to ask ourselves is 'What kind of precedent is she setting for others?'

Will we see ugly old people stripping if their team wins in the future? DO NOT WANT!

Sun Wukong
17th May 07, 02:49 AM
naked soccer hooligans...

Steve
17th May 07, 03:08 AM
If Google loves her that much.... I can't blame it.

5th pic to come up: NSFW (http://tausiet.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/sofialoren2.jpg)

What a smile!

Shawarma
17th May 07, 03:28 AM
What a photoshop, if I'm any judge.

Steve
17th May 07, 03:34 AM
You don't say.... NSFW (http://www.famosas.biz/sophialoren/)

MaverickZ
17th May 07, 07:17 AM
http://atmosfera.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Sophia%20Loren%20Jayne%20Mansfield.jpg

Steve
17th May 07, 12:52 PM
LOL, + rep.

billy sol hurok
17th May 07, 01:19 PM
You don't say.... NSFW (http://www.famosas.biz/sophialoren/)

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/8254/caesaricamerd0.jpg

Steve
18th May 07, 02:23 AM
Pervert.

Kiko
18th May 07, 04:27 PM
But he's a CLASSIC pervert. Complete with Doric columns.. or are they Ionic. Certainly not Corinthian that's on a Cordoba...

billy sol hurok
18th May 07, 06:00 PM
But he's a CLASSIC pervert.
Zackly.


Complete with Doric columns.. or are they Ionic.
My decorator thought the Ironic ones would provide the best funk sway.


Certainly not Corinthian that's on a Cordoba...
Beats the hell out of reesh croshed veluuur.

Steve
19th May 07, 03:41 AM
So we are all in agreement about you being a pervert, am I right?

bob
19th May 07, 04:21 AM
http://atmosfera.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Sophia%20Loren%20Jayne%20Mansfield.jpg

It's just as well Isaac Newton spent his time under apple trees and not in the company of Ms Loren because I don't think he would have come up with the theory of gravity based on his scrutiny of her.

billy sol hurok
19th May 07, 05:57 AM
So we are all in agreement about you being a pervert, am I right?
If lusting after Ms. Loren is perversion . . . man, you postmodernists with your transvaluation of values!


It's just as well Isaac Newton spent his time under apple trees and not in the company of Ms Loren because I don't think he would have come up with the theory of gravity based on his scrutiny of her.

If she were to offer me one of those apples, Man would be banished from the Garden of Eden all the fuck over again.

And you know the most glorious thing?

http://www.leninimports.com/sophia_loren_gallery_2.jpg

(Okay, those eyes are the most glorious thing.)

You know the SECOND most glorious thing?

(Yes yes, besides the lips -- we need to move this along!)

That body was built by pasta: it was pre-silicone, improbable though that may seem in the photos that Steve (peace be upon him!) linked above.

http://www.leninimports.com/sophia_loren_gallery_5.jpg

In summation, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury: DAAAAYUM.

Stick
21st May 07, 11:33 AM
Something is rotten in the state of sportssportssports

Steve
21st May 07, 11:36 AM
Fuckin oath, it is.

Stick
21st May 07, 11:38 AM
You're not Steve.

Kiko
23rd May 07, 03:21 PM
I could link the original pic that spawned SPORTS, SPORTS, SPORTS!

Steve
23rd May 07, 03:38 PM
I could link the original pic that spawned SPORTS, SPORTS, SPORTS!

I for one support you in this idea of yours, let the posting commence!

Kiko
23rd May 07, 03:57 PM
It would be an insult to Sofia to do so in the same thread...

Steve
23rd May 07, 04:02 PM
That's true. Perhaps we need a "post your favorite sports related picture thread" focusing on the fantastic to the LOLastic...

Kiko
23rd May 07, 04:08 PM
Nah, I violated the sanctity of the Hottie thread with it!

Steve
23rd May 07, 04:22 PM
I'm hoping it won't be lost on them, that wallpaper boarder is pretty hot.