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WarPhalange
29th April 07, 01:07 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=451414&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

So you know about God of War 2, right? Well, to promote the game, Sony threw a party that had a full-scale human replica of Kratos (i.e. an actor), topless girls dipping grapes into guest's mouths, oh, and a freshly decapitated goat.

What the fuck are they thinking?

AAAhmed46
29th April 07, 01:09 PM
Regardless of it's stupidity, it sure does embody the spirit of the game!

Kratos is ugly and loud and rude, but he gets all the girls, and talks by yelling.

I envy that yelling fool.

Knave
29th April 07, 01:12 PM
Greetings.

How come I never get invited to parties like that???

Dagon Akujin
29th April 07, 02:18 PM
:needpics:

That chick is kinda hot. We need more pics of the party.

NSFW http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/sonygoatMS2804_468x448.jpg

frumpleswift
29th April 07, 03:50 PM
Is he being fellated by that goat?

WarPhalange
29th April 07, 04:01 PM
Fellation requires a head.

frumpleswift
29th April 07, 04:02 PM
Maybe he is going straight into the aorta.

Matsufubu
29th April 07, 04:11 PM
They're pulling it as advertising, but I'm amazed that they were dumb enough to stage it in the first place.

Still, now that it's been in the papers it'll sell shedloads.

DAYoung
29th April 07, 06:21 PM
It's a...Sony.

ICY
29th April 07, 06:25 PM
How is this dumb?

WarPhalange
29th April 07, 06:27 PM
Did you miss the part where I said they had a freshly decapitated goat as the main attraction?

DAYoung
29th April 07, 06:38 PM
How is this dumb?

Because they didn't have the guy dressed for your pleasure - in chaps and a sailor hat.

ICY
29th April 07, 07:04 PM
Well...didn't anybody eat it?

Neildo
29th April 07, 08:28 PM
hell yeah. i'd be mad if they didn't roast that fucker and eat it.

AAAhmed46
29th April 07, 10:21 PM
I agree.

Osiris
30th April 07, 01:02 AM
Sorry, but this is fucking awesome.

Question!
30th April 07, 01:27 AM
I fully agree.

kobudo
30th April 07, 06:42 AM
The media coverage seems to neglect to mention that the goat was killed by an actual butcher before it was beheaded.

Either that, or every reporter and half of the animal rights activists that are so pissed about this simultaneously forgot that animals are made out of meat.

ICY
30th April 07, 06:48 AM
LOL

DAYoung
30th April 07, 07:16 AM
They should've employed a more exotic model.

MaverickZ
30th April 07, 08:40 AM
They should've employed a more exotic model.
Or at least one that looked even partially Greek. Though if it were up to me I'd have liked her to look more Spartan, seeing as Kratos is a Spartan. You know, bald and dressed as a man.

Stick
30th April 07, 12:34 PM
This is hilarious.

Oh Sony, a comedy of errors.

frumpleswift
30th April 07, 04:46 PM
I wouldn't touch the girl. She probably comes with a rootkit that will mess with your software.

WarPhalange
30th April 07, 05:06 PM
You mean AIDS?

DAYoung
30th April 07, 05:27 PM
Or at least one that looked even partially Greek. Though if it were up to me I'd have liked her to look more Spartan, seeing as Kratos is a Spartan. You know, bald and dressed as a man.

She could be a Northern Greek. Like really North. Like Oslo.

frumpleswift
30th April 07, 06:09 PM
You mean AIDS?

AIDS fucks with your hardware. I was thinking Syphillis.

Dagon Akujin
30th April 07, 08:34 PM
They should've employed a more exotic model.

Or at least one that looked even partially Greek.

I wouldn't touch the girl. She probably comes with a rootkit that will mess with your software.

Well...didn't anybody eat it?

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? She's small, she's topless, she's blonde, and she has a little raccoon mask on.

That's like perfect.

Dagon

emboesso
30th April 07, 08:58 PM
Maybe he is going straight into the aorta.

No, I have to agree with Poops on this one. Hence the slang, "head".


Guests at the event were even invited to reach inside the goat’s still-warm carcass to eat offal from its stomach.

Video games have come a long way from the days when I used to play Gallaga. I'm not quite sure its been for the better though.

frumpleswift
30th April 07, 09:04 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? She's small, she's topless, she's blonde, and she has a little raccoon mask on.

That's like perfect.

Dagon

I like breasts.

MaverickZ
30th April 07, 09:31 PM
She could be a Northern Greek. Like really North. Like Oslo.
Hyperboria?

frumpleswift
30th April 07, 09:35 PM
Hyperboria?

^^^

Fucking funny.

DAYoung
30th April 07, 09:36 PM
Hyperboria?

She's an übermädschen!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

No. Wait. She's from the hills.

RUN FOR THE VALLEYS!!!

frumpleswift
30th April 07, 09:38 PM
She's an übermädschen!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

No. Wait. She's from the hills.

RUN FOR THE VALLEYS!!!

She has some rather nice hills and valleys.

MaverickZ
30th April 07, 09:58 PM
But very small tracts of land.

DerAuslander108
30th April 07, 11:10 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? She's small, she's topless, she's blonde, and she has a little raccoon mask on.

That's like perfect.

Dagon

See, I think you're a closet case for Asian girls. I think this whole "sister" thing is just an excuse for you.

That's it.

I'm getting Dagon a Thai girl with a peroxide job.

DerAuslander108
30th April 07, 11:20 PM
She's an übermädschen!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

No. Wait. She's from the hills.

RUN FOR THE VALLEYS!!!

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DAYoung
30th April 07, 11:55 PM
Strangely touching.

Kiko
2nd May 07, 09:29 AM
Where's PETA? Hmmm?

Halfrican
2nd May 07, 05:16 PM
I watched them shoot like 10 dead pigs with a cannon on mythbusters. This isn't as bad as that, but oh noz people are mad!

Kiko
2nd May 07, 05:42 PM
10 dead pigs? And they all fit into one cannon?
I'm impressed!

frumpleswift
2nd May 07, 05:48 PM
I watched them shoot like 10 dead pigs with a cannon on mythbusters. This isn't as bad as that, but oh noz people are mad!

The pirate episode was awesome.

Halfrican
2nd May 07, 05:56 PM
Yeah, the attempting to slide down a sail with a knife was the best part.