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Aaranar
19th January 07, 09:55 PM
Since I only have links and can't embed, I decided to post it here.

Colbert on The Factor
http://colbertondemand.com/specials/Colbert_On_OReilly

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O'Reilly on Colbert Report
http://colbertondemand.com/specials/OReilly_On_Colbert_Report

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polishillusion
19th January 07, 10:05 PM
YOU ASSHATS BETTER MOVE THIS TO VIDEOS LIKE YOU DID TO MY SHIT. LOL

Steve
19th January 07, 11:23 PM
YOU ASSHATS BETTER MOVE THIS TO VIDEOS LIKE YOU DID TO MY SHIT. LOL

You are such a whiner...

Aaranar
20th January 07, 12:02 AM
OMG! YOU MOVED MY THREAD, FOUND THE VIDS ON YOUTUBE AND EMBEDDED THEM! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO ME!


Oh, and btw, thanks.

frumpleswift
20th January 07, 12:03 AM
Thanks for the vids. I missed the O'Reilly show half.

So far O'Reilly's questions seem to tread between inane and well, veiled ire.

O'Reilly on Colbert was funny, but not Colbert Press Corp Dinner speech funny.

Steve
20th January 07, 12:14 AM
OMG! YOU MOVED MY THREAD, FOUND THE VIDS ON YOUTUBE AND EMBEDDED THEM! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO ME!


Oh, and btw, thanks.

LOL, a little thanks is all I ask.

<3

DAYoung
20th January 07, 01:55 AM
*applauds Steve and laments ingrates*

WarPhalange
20th January 07, 02:16 AM
*applauds Steve and laments ingrates*

Yeah, Colbert is pretty cool.

DAYoung
20th January 07, 02:24 AM
I should've seen that one coming.

Poop Loops is clearly a genin night shadow, moving with stealth in darkness.

Or maybe I'm a tool.

One of the two...

WarPhalange
20th January 07, 02:35 AM
How about both? That way, everybody wins.

DAYoung
20th January 07, 02:38 AM
Deal.

Do we kiss now?

WarPhalange
20th January 07, 02:52 AM
I already did.

ThaiBoxerShorts
20th January 07, 02:57 AM
Is it just me, or does it seem like O'Reilly totally doesn't get the joke?

DAYoung
20th January 07, 03:17 AM
I already did.

Romantic.

This is for you.

You'll find it conforms sensually to the Fibonacci series, lover-boy.

http://imgred.com/http://www.aboutflowers.com/florallibrary/Fresh_Cut_Flowers/rose22.jpg

WarPhalange
20th January 07, 03:27 AM
I haven't actually found a use for that.

DAYoung
20th January 07, 03:31 AM
Typical physicist. All about use. All about manipulation and control of nature.

NOTHING HAS INTRINSIC VALUE - ALL IS USE VALUE. INSTRUMENTALISM IS DESTROYING THE PLANET.

AND IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU TINY LITTLE OPPENHEIMER.

NOW YOU ARE BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

WarPhalange
20th January 07, 04:07 AM
Fuck yeah.

http://www.therror.com/uImg/post612_allyourbase.jpg

DAYoung
20th January 07, 04:37 AM
Are we having a tiff?

'Cause making up is the best part.

Steve
20th January 07, 07:28 AM
Are we having a tiff?

'Cause making up is the best part.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DAYoung again.

Question!
21st January 07, 01:19 PM
Apparently, Colbert actually stole the microwave from Fox.

NEW YORK - Parody met its inspiration Thursday when Stephen Colbert and Bill O’Reilly traded guest appearances on each other’s shows in an exchange that Colbert called “a meeting of the guts.”

Colbert has molded his tough-talking, America-defending persona as host of the satirical “Colbert Report” largely on the Fox News pundit. On his Comedy Central program, Colbert has often spoke reverently of O’Reilly — or as he affectionately calls him, “Papa Bear.”


“The Colbert Report” and “The O’Reilly Factor,” the top-rated program in cable news, were taped one after another early Thursday evening, with “The Factor” airing at 8 p.m. ET and “The Report” at 11:30 p.m. ET.

Once inside Colbert’s studio — decorated for the occasion with a large “Mission Accomplished” banner and a portrait of O’Reilly placed fireside — O’Reilly seemed to be regretting the decision.

“This was a huge mistake, me coming on here,” he muttered.


It may have been a greater error allowing Colbert into the Fox News headquarters, located near the “Colbert Report” studios in Manhattan. There, Colbert smuggled a microwave out of the green room, a bounty which he proudly displayed at the conclusion of his show.


A spokesman for Fox News confirmed that Colbert stole the microwave, but said it was all in good fun.


Appearing in the “No Spin Zone” of “The O’Reilly Factor,” Colbert remained in character — though it wasn’t always easy to tell.


“Who are you? Are you Colbert or Colbert?” prodded O’Reilly, pronouncing the “T” in one case, leaving it silent in the other (as Colbert does on his program).
“Bill, I’m whoever you want me to be,” answered the comedian.
O’Reilly interviewed Colbert with a generally bemused attitude: “Don’t you owe me an enormous amount of money?” he wondered. The interview was followed by a discussion with several analysts on why “The Colbert Report” and its sister fake newscast “The Daily Show” are popular.


Colbert had spent the week preparing for the arrival of “Papa Bear,” and hyped it Thursday as “the greatest TV crossover since the Flintstones met the Jetsons.”


For the first time, Colbert began the show’s interview segment seated, allowing O’Reilly to enter to applause. Well, mostly applause. O’Reilly blamed a handful of boo’s on “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart, joking that he was in the audience.
Colbert’s reception included a montage of clips from both shows, titled “Great Minds Think Alike.” He also had O’Reilly read several lines for a new O’Reilly-based character in his “Tek Jansen” cartoon series.


O’Reilly also managed one dig of NBC, which he has recently criticized as a liberal-leaning network. When asked what was “destroying America” more — NBC, activist judges, illegal immigration or gay marriage — O’Reilly didn’t hesitate in answering NBC.


But not all of Colbert’s expectations were met. When he prompted O’Reilly to say who would win in a fight between him and his Fox News colleague Sean Hannity, O’Reilly demurred — and nearly upset the delicate balance of parody and reality.


“Hannity would kick my butt,” said O’Reilly. “I’m effete. I’m not a tough guy. This is all an act.”


Colbert retorted as though his mirror-image of O’Reilly had been broken: “If you’re an act, then what I am?”


Once the show was over and O’Reilly had left, Colbert turned to the studio audience as he exited the stage and said, finally out of character: “He seems like a nice enough guy.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16698834/

Sirc
21st January 07, 02:39 PM
lol, O'Reilly did surprisingly well I thought he would end up like all of the other people who go on Colbert and have no idea what's going on.

bad credit
23rd January 07, 12:41 AM
So, a rich white entertainer can steal a microwave from Fox news and it's cool, but a brotha can't get a TV during a hurricane without getting shot at? Man, that's some bullshit.

Question!
23rd January 07, 01:19 AM
Why would you need a TV during a hurricane?

WarPhalange
23rd January 07, 01:35 AM
To watch the news, duh.

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-25.html

Question!
23rd January 07, 01:48 AM
Hahahahahaha...... +rep.

Question!
23rd January 07, 01:48 AM
Or I rather I would + rep you if I could...