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frumpleswift
9th January 07, 05:51 PM
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What would we do if the lieberal media wasn't around to point out that Barack HUESSIEN Obama (rhymes with Osama) dresses like insane Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

So he's named after one insane dictator, his last name sounds like a crzay terrorist, and he dresses like an insane leader with aspirations of nukehood.

HE must be stopped.

Neildo
9th January 07, 06:14 PM
Ugh.

Question!
9th January 07, 06:35 PM
Yeah, I saw this too, they were making fun of it on the Colbert Report.

Don't people have more worthwhile things to report on?

Shawarma
9th January 07, 06:40 PM
CNN sucks. What else is new?

Stick
9th January 07, 08:11 PM
I honestly think that talking head was trying to be sarcastic, he's just not good at it.

Sirc
9th January 07, 08:55 PM
CNN was founded by the same guy who created Captain Planet...

frumpleswift
9th January 07, 09:03 PM
CNN sucks. What else is new?

All 24 hour news station suck.

Edit: If I have a point, and it is quite possible I dont, it is that 24-hour news stations are more concerned with $$$$$ than they are with any political agenda. I get sick of people who talk about the liberal media, but I also get sick of people who talk about the right-wing punditry.

If Fox news didn't make Rupert Murdoch truck loads of cash, he would change his toon. Ditto for the CNN bigwigs.

WarPhalange
9th January 07, 10:05 PM
Truly the Pinnacle of Senior Analysm.

Question!
9th January 07, 11:19 PM
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Illustrating the confusion over Obama/Osama.

WarPhalange
9th January 07, 11:55 PM
Obama Bim Babem.

frumpleswift
10th January 07, 12:01 AM
There is no confusion. Obama is obvioulsy Osama's underground name. He obviously underwent massive plastic surgery to hide his identity and infiltrate the U.S. Democratic party.

His lieberal supporters Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein have actullay been planning this for years. With their support he will destroy the U.S. from within by raising minimum wages, lowering taxes for the middle class, and instituting ethics reform in the Senate.

Oh the horror!

Stick
10th January 07, 12:09 AM
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Illustrating the confusion over Obama/Osama.

A prime example of why we need some sort of a basic "do you know what you're even voting for" test.

frumpleswift
10th January 07, 12:16 AM
Like this?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/frumpleswift/vote-for-me.jpg

WarPhalange
10th January 07, 12:41 AM
What the hell is that picture from?

frumpleswift
10th January 07, 12:50 AM
What the hell is that picture from?

google image search for: gun to head

first image returned

i love teh intrawebs.

Dagon Akujin
10th January 07, 01:24 AM
Oh noes! Obama wears pants! So do the terrorists!!!

Vote Hillary?

Question!
10th January 07, 03:28 AM
Hillary?! You fool! A woman will never scare the terrorists away!

billy sol hurok
10th January 07, 09:04 AM
There is no confusion. Obama is obvioulsy Osama's underground name. He obviously underwent massive plastic surgery to hide his identity and infiltrate the U.S. Democratic party.
Ah yes, the political wing of al Queda.


Oh the horror!
Quelle Horreur indeed!