Another Movie review for a movie I won't see: The Pursuit of Hapyness

Today I'm going to review The Pursuit of Happyness without actually watching it.

We have as the star, Something or another winner, Will Smith. Smith bringing to the screen roles such as, J in Men In Black I and II, the same Character in Independence Day and again the same character in I, robot, Hitch and pretty much any movie he's ever been in. Apparently in this movie he plays the role of Chris Gardner, a fresh change from playing the same guy in the last few movies he's made. Smith apparently has his real-life son play opposite of him in this film.

I assume at first the movie will begin with a scene of Smith and his son doing something, probably playing basketball, not because they're black, but because they live in San Francisco and they're either going to be playing basketball or Hockey, but since they're black they're probably playing basketball. Anyway, this is the character building part of the movie. Smith is shown as your ideal father, except that he can't hold down a steady job. They'll show this too, him down on his luck and the "man" not giving him a chance or being an overbearing monkey face loser.

Then we go to the conflict, Smith's wife in the movie will probably get fed up with him not being able to give her tons of money to blow on Prada and Coach bags. Then afterwards we have a 1.5 hours long run of showing Smith and his son running around San Francisco pushing and pushing to get someplace to live and eat and whatever. After a lot of lessons learned Smith triumphs through and is better placed in life.*

*The following lessons will be included in the movie, some if not all:

- That race != earning power
- Just because you're black doesn't mean you can't do things that white people do... like you know wear a suit.
- If you work hard you can do whatever you want.
- If you work hard and come into several unlikely circumstances, you too can own your own brokerage company or whatever it is that you want.
- Don't lose hope, because hey, you too can benefit off of social services as well.
- Spelling words wrong is clever.

How close did I get?

You're way off. It turns out that Smith stumbles on a government secret: his son is a robot spy from center of the star Arcturus where the Hypertrons live. He has to team up with George Lucas (completely unrelated to the Star Wars guy) and figure out a way to become Jedi Knights so they can destroy the Hypertrons and get his son back. But there's a catch: his wife is pregnant. So they only have 9 months to do it.

You're way off. It turns out that Smith stumbles on a government secret: his son is a robot spy from center of the star Arcturus where the Hypertrons live. He has to team up with George Lucas (completely unrelated to the Star Wars guy) and figure out a way to become Jedi Knights so they can destroy the Hypertrons and get his son back. But there's a catch: his wife is pregnant. So they only have 9 months to do it.

I'm so totally going to see this movie now.

I assume at first the movie will begin with a scene of Smith and his son doing something, probably playing basketball, not because they're black, but because they live in San Francisco and they're either going to be playing basketball or Hockey, but since they're black they're probably playing basketball.
+rep just for that line.

+rep just for that line.

The old switcheroo is always good.

You're way off. It turns out that Smith stumbles on a government secret: his son is a robot spy from center of the star Arcturus where the Hypertrons live. He has to team up with George Lucas (completely unrelated to the Star Wars guy) and figure out a way to become Jedi Knights so they can destroy the Hypertrons and get his son back. But there's a catch: his wife is pregnant. So they only have 9 months to do it.

God damn it!!!!!!