I'm 100% Certain, I'm a Christian!

[Stick]

Watch this and rejoice. (http://www.filecabi.net/video/atheist-delusion.html)

I am ashamed to admit it took a minute or two before I realized this was a spoof.

[ThaiBoxerShorts]

The first minute or so of that clip made up of ridiculous arguments that I've actually heard theists seriously try to use.

After that, it takes an obvious nose-dive into the utterly absurd, but it's frightening close to how some of these nutjobs actually seem to think.

[WarPhalange]

Yup. What's that website called? "Fundies say the darndest things" or something?