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Sirc
2nd November 06, 05:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OmpnfL5PCw

Or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OmpnfL5PCw

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OmpnfL5PCw

Have fun. This shit is cool, their "Base" model Blenders have 3.5HP.

Seraphim
2nd November 06, 09:49 PM
Encore.

Steve
3rd November 06, 12:20 AM
Good stuff, Sirc!

The rest:

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If media doesn't work, go here (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Blendtec).

ThaiBoxerShorts
3rd November 06, 12:42 AM
Holy shit that's awesome. I want some glass dust to throw in the faces of my enemies.

Steve
3rd November 06, 12:47 AM
Holy shit that's awesome. I want some glass dust to throw in the faces of my enemies.

A ninja smoke bomb for offensive use only...

Nice one!

Yiktin Voxbane
3rd November 06, 12:36 PM
I sit here, watching those vids with a cat on my Lap.......

I found myself thinking "Will it blend?"

I love my cat.

Neildo
3rd November 06, 01:11 PM
In the collection of clips in the intro, there's one that looks like something is exploding inside the blender.

I wanna see that clip. Not motherfucking cochicken, or a McDick combo meal. I already know that shit will blend.

I wanna see shit that's not supposed to be blended. like that garden rake (awesome) or....is that guy trying to blend a crowbar? Where's that clip?

Keith
3rd November 06, 06:29 PM
I wanna see that clip. Not motherfucking cochicken, or a McDick combo meal. I already know that shit will blend.

I wanna see shit that's not supposed to be blended. like that garden rake (awesome) or....is that guy trying to blend a crowbar? Where's that clip?
I wanna see him blend a crowbar too. THAT would be impressive. I'd buy one of those things if it could blend a crowbar.

AAAhmed46
3rd November 06, 07:17 PM
I agree keith.

Plus if this were a few minute segment that came on the news or Jay Leno or Conon O brien, id watch it.

Steve
3rd November 06, 11:52 PM
Now that you mention it, the dude reminds me of Bill Nye the Science Guy.

WarPhalange
4th November 06, 01:18 AM
I hope that thing can blend a crowbar. I have like 5 of them in my garage and I haven't been able to find anything that will blend them.

DAYoung
4th November 06, 02:11 AM
Will it blend a blender?

Steve
4th November 06, 02:20 AM
*company goes bankrupt, blames advertising dept.*

DAYoung
4th November 06, 02:22 AM
Would the blenders blend each other? Would one be the blender, and one the blendee?

AAAhmed46
4th November 06, 02:30 AM
I hope that thing can blend a crowbar. I have like 5 of them in my garage and I haven't been able to find anything that will blend them.


That would certainly be cool.

WarPhalange
4th November 06, 02:39 AM
Would the blenders blend each other? Would one be the blender, and one the blendee?

I think it would look something like this:

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/CRT/CRT391/15453-13ae.jpg

Steve
4th November 06, 02:42 AM
Would the blenders blend each other? Would one be the blender, and one the blendee?

Just like human sex: After the break up, one of them would realize they got totally fucked.

Edit: I swear that I will never use puns again. Really.

DAYoung
4th November 06, 04:27 AM
Just like human sex: After the break up, one of them would realize they got totally fucked.

By a horse.

In Washington.

Steve
4th November 06, 04:57 AM
Smart ass.

WarPhalange
4th November 06, 02:10 PM
That's the idea.

ICY
4th November 06, 09:37 PM
I don't think a fucking crowbar will blend. Not because it's impossible and that thing has easily enough power, but you could not hang onto it and blend it at the same time, it would move, a lot, or not at all, IMO.

Poops, WTF is wrong with you, write a formula for this shit and prove it.

WarPhalange
4th November 06, 11:12 PM
Prove what?

I'm an experimentalist, not a theorist. I make machines that gather data. In this case, a machine that blends things that gathers data about the blending. I'll leave it to starving theorists to figure out what the hell is going on.

By the way, I could fasten the crowbar to something and lower it via some sort of machine.

ICY
4th November 06, 11:50 PM
Yeah, see, that's what I meant, you could build the machine.

But anyway, how hard is it to take the tensile strength of the average crowbar and the blades on the machine, and the average human and figure it out from there? I mean, I could do that, I think, but I would probably just try it and hope I didn't end up eating the nasty end of a crowbar.

nihilist
5th November 06, 03:57 PM
Will Sirc blend?

Steve
9th November 06, 12:30 AM
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WarPhalange
9th November 06, 12:39 AM
He'd better hope his wife doesn't find that machine.

Neildo
21st December 06, 11:41 AM
Worthy thread revival.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8H29jU8Wrs

bwahahaw. Take that, apple.

nihilist
21st December 06, 01:16 PM
Will Bill Gates blend?

WarPhalange
21st December 06, 02:06 PM
That guy looks like my astronomy professor. Sounds like him, too. I want him to blend. =/

Steve
24th December 06, 05:02 AM
Christmas pudding is enough, thank you very much.

jubei33
4th January 07, 09:18 PM
you know in old Scientific American magazines the used to Advertise industrial use blenders for grinding up entire animals. Before modern chemical manufacturing they had to find natural sources for lots of chemicals (like benzine and such), usually these came from things like whale blubber and rabbit carcasses and such.

will it blend? Yes most times it will.

Steve
15th July 07, 09:07 PM
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ThaiBoxerShorts
15th July 07, 10:07 PM
Awesome.

Invader_Chris
16th July 07, 12:04 PM
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