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Bluto Blutarsky
11th September 06, 04:08 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060908/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_slovakia_driver

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

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Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.



Eurotrip made them seem like idiotic boobs that let thier children piss in the trash riddled streets. Hostel made them seem vicious.

Eurotrip wins again!

WarPhalange
11th September 06, 08:36 PM
"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

"HEY CLETUS!! YOU N' Y'ALL KIN EVER DUN SEE SOMETIN LIKE DIS??"

"NO SIR!"

*turns to reporter*

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."

Yiktin Voxbane
12th September 06, 05:45 AM
head injuries

Funniest thing I have read all day.

Olorin
19th September 06, 09:31 PM
Eurotrip made them seem like idiotic boobs that let their children piss in the trash riddled streets. Eurotrip wins again!

I have been to Romania, Bulgaria, and Hungary. Eurotrip is dead on! Last time I was in Bulgaria, I showed the movie to a few locals. I am such and Ugly American but I had had enough of their ragging on America.

A few pictures I took last time I was over the pond.

http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/data/500/DSCF0187new.jpg

http://www.bullshido.net/gallery/data/500/DSCF0184new.jpg

Iscariot
19th September 06, 09:36 PM
I remember driving through Poland and coming across a compound containing a load of old Soviet MiGs. We started taking pictures at a discreet distance.......until noticed by the guards, who promptly waved us over and let us in to take better photos.

Shawarma
20th September 06, 06:46 AM
Seeing photos like those from Eastern Europe, you understand why every great Russian novel is about a bunch of depressed Russian alcoholics with unfathomable ennui.