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Teh El Macho
7th September 06, 08:28 AM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... oh wait, is this thread in the right section?

Oh, fuck it!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAH!!!

Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI... oh man, I hate that bitch!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/hilton_arrest

Anyway, faster that I could throw a fart after eating some nachos and refried beans, Paris' spin doctors were doing what they do best, to put cologne in a pile of shit to ameliorate the smell and keep the flies away:


Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

Her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the arrest and said police detected the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.

"She's absolutely fine," Mintz said. "She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated."

"She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated." --- suuuuuuuuure, and I'm Snow White humping one of the seven dwarfes. Not appearing intoxicated, my ass!!!

VikingPower
7th September 06, 10:12 AM
Reminds me of a blonde joke....

"Oh, man! Not another Breathalyzer!"

Props if you know what joke I'm talking about.

WarPhalange
7th September 06, 12:00 PM
Something to do with blowjobs I presume?

WarPhalange
7th September 06, 12:01 PM
"Officer, she's NOT intoxicated! She's just that fucking stupid!!

Teh El Macho
7th September 06, 12:21 PM
Something to do with blowjobs I presume?At least she knows how to give'em :P

TonyM
7th September 06, 01:23 PM
"Officer, she's NOT intoxicated! She's just that fucking stupid!!

You stole my thunder!

Zendetta
7th September 06, 02:11 PM
You guys got it wrong. The charge was "DWI" - Driving While being an Idiot.

Sun Wukong
7th September 06, 10:33 PM
"The people who enjoy Paris as a comedian or actress on TV or as a singer on her CD , a woman who seems to have captured the imagination of so many people...

Since when did that spoiled reincarnated gutter hooker pass her self off as a comedian?

Kiko
8th September 06, 06:26 AM
Didn't you think it was funny when the kinkajou bit her?

Teh El Macho
8th September 06, 04:22 PM
Reminds me of a blonde joke....

"Oh, man! Not another Breathalyzer!"

Props if you know what joke I'm talking about.Hmmm, dude, I think you got it backwards. Paris didn't know it was a breathalizer... and she became the first woman ever to extract jing out of one.

Kiko
27th September 06, 08:47 AM
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-09/nozzman-paris-immune-zombie.gif