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Bluto Blutarsky
22nd August 06, 03:33 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060822/od_nm/tomandjerry1_dc

How dare they?

Tom & Jerry are more important to this world than england.

How would they feel if we pissed on the queen or took a dump on the corpse of princess diana?

Tom and Jerry are important works of historical american animation. Classics depicting the unfair treatment of a cat at the hands of a mouse.

Binary
22nd August 06, 03:41 PM
There's this show on Cartoon Network, and I think with The WB.

It's called One Piece.

I've only seen the one episode, as it is a horrible abomination against animation.

But... in it, one of the characters smokes. At least he did in the Japanese version.

They edited it and fucked the whole thing in the American version...

because it is a kids show, they edited out the cigarette, but they left the smoke.
So every time you see him, his mouth is slightly open and he has smoke pouring out of his gaping maw.
It's fucking weird.

Also, my main bone of contention here is that TWO CARTOONS ARE HARDLY NORMALIZING SMOKING.

If every Tom and Jerry episode was Tom sparking up a pack and sitting around talking about how manly Malboros were. There might be something to that.

But two episodes of Tom and Jerry are hardly going to fucking "normalize" smoking. That's just fucking ridiculous.

Also, they are trying to do away with the exploding cigar gag?
THOSE MONSTERS!

Shawarma
22nd August 06, 03:50 PM
I am very offended when I go to Church on Sundays. There is a man hanging on a cross there, and he is ALMOST NUDE! I take my CHILDREN to Church, for Christ's sake! I demand something be done about this DISGUSTING display of nudity!

Kiko
22nd August 06, 03:57 PM
You can even see his BREASTS!!

Halfrican
22nd August 06, 04:41 PM
The British are pussies anyways who cares what they think.

Veldriss
22nd August 06, 04:48 PM
The British are pussies anyways who cares what they think.

Say that to my face, and you'll find out just how much of a pussy this Brit is.

Olorin
22nd August 06, 11:12 PM
The British are pussies anyways who cares what they think.


Say that to my face, and you'll find out just how much of a pussy this Brit is.

Sweet our first challenge match! Ok let me tell you EQ guys how this works…

First: The one who issues the challenge travels to the one challenged.

Second: The challenged and challenger decides on rules, usually UFC, Pride Fighting, Vale Tudo, or No Holds Barred if that is how you roll.

Finally: The event is filmed and posted on Bullshido.

Lets get it on…

EQ Nerd vs EQ Nerd....slap fight in a steal cage!!!

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
23rd August 06, 12:54 AM
Trainer Veldriss would like to battle!

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Halfrican
23rd August 06, 12:56 AM
EQ nerds settle their fights in duels to the death in the EC tunnel!

Veldriss
23rd August 06, 09:44 AM
Didn't I kick your ass in a duel in the Bazaar?

Rhamma
23rd August 06, 10:17 AM
Sweet our first challenge match! Ok let me tell you EQ guys how this works…

First: The one who issues the challenge travels to the one challenged.

Second: The challenged and challenger decides on rules, usually UFC, Pride Fighting, Vale Tudo, or No Holds Barred if that is how you roll.

Finally: The event is filmed and posted on Bullshido.

Lets get it on…

EQ Nerd vs EQ Nerd....slap fight in a steal cage!!!
You forgot the best part!

The winner butt fucks the loser in the ring after the fight.

(that way we know at least one of them is really fighting)

mrblackmagic
23rd August 06, 10:26 AM
Greases up the loser and fucks them in the ass. You're slipping.

Bluto Blutarsky
23rd August 06, 11:39 AM
I now stand corrected, it isn't just the brits, its everyone.

this butchdike looking cunt amanda sanford is pressing the issue.

Some people just need to be drug out into the street and shot.

Here is an Idea:

Maybe ms. sanford should go out and get fucked then she will have less time to worry about ways to destroy classic animation.

I'm trying to find a link to post, but it was on cnn and its on cnn movies. Its on the front page of the yahoo browser in a little box.

EDIT:
I have updated the wikipidia entry to accurately state what is going on here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_and_Jerry_%28MGM%29

If anyone has anything to add please do so.

Bluto Blutarsky
23rd August 06, 11:43 AM
EQ Nerd vs EQ Nerd....slap fight in a steal cage!!![/SIZE]

don't they have to roll dice or something to decide who slaps first and how hard to slap?

Truculent Sheep
23rd August 06, 11:58 AM
It's not the British that are the problem, it's the British Nanny Staters who want to impose the new Puritanism on us. Usually over-protective women or neurotic pussywhipped males who wet the bed.

Well fuck that. I've watched Tom & Jerry since I was a toddler and I'm not a smoker... True, I often smack tomcats around the head with a frying pan and break into fridges to eat cheese while the black homehelp jumps on a stool and screams, but you get the idea.

TonyM
23rd August 06, 12:09 PM
Remember Jerry's country cousin that played the guitar with cat whisker strings? All he ever sang was "Ramblin'".
My band is called the Ramblin' Wanderers.
Apparently T&J must be terribly subversive. "Ramblin'"

Veldriss
23rd August 06, 01:42 PM
Greases up the loser and fucks them in the ass..


Does the winner get to decide what with?

Olorin
23rd August 06, 04:03 PM
don't they have to roll dice or something to decide who slaps first and how hard to slap?

I did not think of that! I must be slipping…

Kiko
23rd August 06, 04:22 PM
Does the winner get to decide what with?

*hands Veldriss a rusty grapefruit spoon*

Sure, but consider that.

Odacon
1st September 06, 08:30 PM
There's this show on Cartoon Network, and I think with The WB.

It's called One Piece.

I've only seen the one episode, as it is a horrible abomination against animation.



You dare trash One Piece? Your death will be sloooooow......