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Greese
18th August 06, 06:26 PM
Was it good?
Was it well acted?


WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK.

It was by far the most fun I have had at a movie in ages.

People that go in expecting it to be oscar worthy...will be disapointed.

People that are there to see some motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane will get exactly what they wanted.

Steve
18th August 06, 06:58 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/snakes_on_a_plane/

I'll prolly go see it.

Ecks
18th August 06, 09:49 PM
This movie is going to make me insecure about myself. Being Asian doesn't help either.

Oh well, fuck it, it's only 6.50. This better be worth a date.

Steve
18th August 06, 11:09 PM
This movie is going to make me insecure about myself. Being Asian doesn't help either.

http://www.edinformatics.com/inventions_inventors/250px-271px-Wrightflyer_with_questionmark.png

Dark Helmet
18th August 06, 11:18 PM
Expecting the words "mother-fuckin" not get tirering to listen to after 2 hours should be worth it alone.

Steve
19th August 06, 01:47 AM
You can see the film here for free:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44

Yes, old and a repost.

Greese
19th August 06, 11:02 AM
Actually, there is not a much cursing as one would expect. Put me on a god damn plane with snakes and I would sound like I had tourretts.

I have a deep hatered of snakes that comes from being bitten by a water mocasin while floating a few years ago that was hiding in a tree.

Dark Helmet
19th August 06, 12:06 PM
Oh come on man!How can you not have Samuel Jackson curse a lot.There should cursing for every snake.

Sam J. "Oh shit !I found another motherfuckin snake sittin in the motheruckin lavatory.Shit !I don't belive this shit.There's a motherfucking snake in every motherfucking seat on this motherfucking plane."

Now that's solid entertainment right fuckin there.

Neildo
19th August 06, 01:07 PM
Sam J:"Oh shit !I found another motherfuckin snake sittin in the motheruckin lavatory.Shit !I don't belive this shit.There's a motherfucking snake in every motherfucking seat on this motherfucking plane."


LOL!

Binary
19th August 06, 01:34 PM
Well two things I have to say, having not seen it yet.

1. No one is going to see that movie to see Agent Withers fight a bunch of snakes on a plane. They are going to see Samuel L. Jackson AS Agent Withers fight a bunch of snakes on a plane.

2. If this does well in the box office, then Hollywood will realize that they can make money off of "The Worst Movie Ever" and we will quickly see a race to the bottom in modern cinema.

Yiktin Voxbane
19th August 06, 02:29 PM
A Question ...

Might it not be more scary if the snakes were IN the plane as opposed to on it ... taxiing would blow them off...

OR

Why are there snakes on my woodworking tool ....


If I had teh m4d PS sk1LLz , I would do snakes on a woodworking plane, on the wing of a plane in the middle of a snake filled Plain.

Be thankful it isn't snails on a plane ....

Greese
19th August 06, 10:10 PM
Well two things I have to say, having not seen it yet.

1. No one is going to see that movie to see Agent Withers fight a bunch of snakes on a plane. They are going to see Samuel L. Jackson AS Agent Withers fight a bunch of snakes on a plane.

2. If this does well in the box office, then Hollywood will realize that they can make money off of "The Worst Movie Ever" and we will quickly see a race to the bottom in modern cinema.


Except, it isn't the worst movie ever....it is actually fun and entertaining.

Stick
20th August 06, 01:35 AM
This movie was great.

I can't believe I am saying this about a movie where a man gets bitten by a poisonous snake on the penis as he pees into an airplane toilet.

AAAhmed46
20th August 06, 02:26 AM
Your pretty damn jaded.

If you like it, then it MUST be good.

Steve
20th August 06, 03:42 AM
This movie was great.

I can't believe I am saying this about a movie where a man gets bitten by a poisonous snake on the penis as he pees into an airplane toilet.

Ouch, but not surprising.

Diggler McFeely
22nd August 06, 01:28 AM
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-1716526943399429463&hl (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1716526943399429463&q=safety+videos)

Dark Helmet
22nd August 06, 05:39 PM
I'm having a hell of a time finding someone to go watch this movie with.Everyone seems to think it's crap.

BTW!These are the same friends who dragged me to see Hostel.

OZZ
22nd August 06, 08:25 PM
This is the sort of movie I will go see, but only after it comes to the cheapie theater. Not worth the full admission price.
Sam J is cool though.

ICY
22nd August 06, 11:00 PM
Film of the year.

ChrisWTK
23rd August 06, 10:28 AM
Even if it had all these stars in the movie, I still wouldn't go see it.
Stars on a Plane - a Snakes on a Plane parody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rn-GIxYI7A

Shawarma
23rd August 06, 10:55 AM
I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson ever gets tired of playing the same role and having the same lines in every movie he's ever acted in. (DAAAAYUM, NIGGA! and MOTHERFUCKER! respectively.)

But hey, if I could get the same salary as SLJ, I'd act in Teletubby-porn.

Yiktin Voxbane
23rd August 06, 12:16 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g86/Yiktin-Pivot/259930LQsp_w.jpg

Shadowstalker
23rd August 06, 05:24 PM
It's worth the full admission price. It really was a great movie. The premise was insane but you knew that going in. Stop being jewish and go pay the price, the theatre atmosphere is important for this one. And there's a gratuitous sex scene. Get on it.

kungfujew
23rd August 06, 05:35 PM
It's worth the full admission price. It really was a great movie. The premise was insane but you knew that going in. Stop being jewish and go pay the price, the theatre atmosphere is important for this one. And there's a gratuitous sex scene. Get on it.

*slap*
Otherwise yeah, I need to see this movie, but I've been too much of a Jew to pay for it...

Bluto Blutarsky
24th August 06, 10:09 AM
I don't like the concept.

I think a movie about starving bullsharks in the syncronized swimming pool with an electrified fence surrounding it would be a great movie. Especially if it was a reality show. Last one to live, gets to live.

Or maybe I'm just a sick fuck with a shark facination.

seriously though, would this be a good movie to see when you are fucked up?
Laugh wise?

Rhamma
24th August 06, 03:18 PM
Snakes on a plane... WTF?

Hollywood sucks!

PizDoff
2nd September 06, 08:32 AM
I found it most amusing when that snake jumped out and a good number of people actually screamed at the same time the flight attendent did.
I also did an elbow block to transition into biu jee to flying knee combo.

Neildo
2nd September 06, 11:00 AM
I also did an elbow block to transition into biu jee to flying knee combo.

Wha...?


Details man! That's awesome.