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Stick
3rd August 06, 06:18 PM
this man has no shame. (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3544771672235271112&q=pipex)

Halfrican
3rd August 06, 06:43 PM
Awesome ad, david hasselhoff is a legend

SchwrzSnn
3rd August 06, 08:37 PM
If you find yourself as an internet meme, you might as well milk it.

Veldriss
4th August 06, 03:43 PM
That ad plays on british tv, for pipex broadband. Its much worse on a larger screen :(

Nate1481
4th August 06, 08:16 PM
You know he still has a musical career in Germany.

DAYoung
5th August 06, 03:33 AM
"On June 29, 2006, Hasselhoff suffered a freak injury when he hit his head on a chandelier while shaving. The broken glass severed four tendons as well as an artery in Hasselhoff's right arm, and surgery was performed that day to repair the damage. Hasselhoff was released from the hospital the following day and was reported to be doing fine."

This doesn't sound quite right...

nihilist
6th August 06, 02:30 AM
He had the stunt double do the accident so it wouldn't cut into his ball waxing and manicure appointments.

DAYoung
6th August 06, 02:41 AM
He had the stunt double do the accident so it wouldn't cut into his ball waxing and manicure appointments.

Seems reasonable - thanks, Reese. Now, a more important question: Were the ball waxing and manicuring undertaken simultaneously?

nihilist
6th August 06, 03:56 AM
Seems reasonable - thanks, Reese. Now, a more important question: Were the ball waxing and manicuring undertaken simultaneously?

Like I'd know.

If I were him though I would have every appendage and orifice serviced while watching myself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o)

DAYoung
6th August 06, 04:00 AM
Like I'd know.

If I were him though I would have every appendage and orifice serviced while watching myself (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o)

So what happened to your divine omniscience? Is it selective? You don't bother knowing things you don't want to know. Hmmm. Brings up all kinds of psychanalytic questions. But I digress...

Now, what was I saying...?

Oh yes.

Damn you. Damn you to Hell for posting that link.

nihilist
6th August 06, 04:05 AM
We have an agreement: He doesn't try to play God and I don't watch him when he's getting his balls worked. It's sort of a professional courtesy.

PS: Damn you for clicking on it.

DAYoung
6th August 06, 04:17 AM
We have an agreement: He doesn't try to play God and I don't watch him when he's getting his balls worked. It's sort of a professional courtesy.

Nice. A man's testicle-shining moments are inaliable.


PS: Damn you for clicking on it.

Don't hate the player, hate the you.

Truculent Sheep
10th August 06, 08:10 AM
What seems to be happening here is that all us smart-arse Brits get snigger at Hoff, but in doing so we watch the ad he's in, large numbers of us get seduced into getting Pipex and Hoff runs off laughing with yet another sackload of cash.

So who's the real idiot here? 'Cos it ain't the man with the odd perm and the talking car...

Veldriss
10th August 06, 02:12 PM
I was already with pipex.. :/

I can't believe the Hoff is the most searched for person on the interweb. It's ridiculous! Must be all those Germans..
Apparantly Brad Pitt is a (very distant) second.

Halfrican
10th August 06, 03:41 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c304/flynnneil/david-hasselhoff-img_2.jpg

kungfujew
10th August 06, 03:46 PM
If the puppy's there... where is is wang?

DAYoung
10th August 06, 04:59 PM
If the puppy's there... where is is wang?

Let's just say, it used to be a beagle.