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Bluto Blutarsky
1st August 06, 05:03 PM
When a movie about a midget criminal mastermind hiding out as a baby to escape the cops comes out, the first thing any sane person would do is get together with friends, smoke up and drink something then go see it.

However this movie just plain sucked.

The wayans really dropped the ball, no they didn't just drop the ball they scored a touchdown for the other team.

What could have been a hillarious movie about the antics of a midget hiding out as a baby quickly became a fluff peice about a whiny bitch of a man worrying if he was going to be a good daddy and a woman who has the balls in the relationship(because he has none) deciding that she really does want children.

This movie was almost as quick a buzz kill as seeing roseanne bhar in a threesome with michael moore and sandra burnheart.

Note to Wayans brothers: Midgets must be punchlines in order for midgets to be funny.

Dark Helmet
2nd August 06, 10:37 AM
However this movie just plain sucked.

The wayans really dropped the ball, no they didn't just drop the ball they scored a touchdown for the other team.

What could have been a hillarious movie about the antics of a midget hiding out as a baby quickly became a fluff peice about a whiny bitch of a man worrying if he was going to be a good daddy and a woman who has the balls in the relationship(because he has none) deciding that she really does want children.

Is that how the movie is?See I wouldn't believe that because all black guys would immediately step-up to their hoe's and slap some sense into them.

Phrost
2nd August 06, 10:41 AM
Didn't Warner Brothers cartoons do this in the fucking 40's? Bank robbing "baby" with a cigar, etc.

Doritosaurus Chex
2nd August 06, 10:52 AM
I remember this as an episode on C.O.P.S. It was titled "The Case of the Baby Badguy".

Kiko
2nd August 06, 10:59 AM
Didn't Warner Brothers cartoons do this in the fucking 40's? Bank robbing "baby" with a cigar, etc.

With Bugs Bunny - it was Baby Finster and it was amusing.

The previews for this movie on the other hand were lame. Thanks for the warning though.

SchwrzSnn
2nd August 06, 01:50 PM
Note to Wayans brothers: Midgets must be punchlines in order for midgets to be funny.
And the moral of the story?

Making fun of white people = acceptible

Making fun of midgets = OMG BIGOT!1

Diggler McFeely
2nd August 06, 07:31 PM
It could not possibly be any worse than Blankman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109288/), could it?

FredGarvinMP
2nd August 06, 09:48 PM
With Bugs Bunny - it was Baby Finster and it was amusing.

The previews for this movie on the other hand were lame. Thanks for the warning though.They even steal a scene from the cartoon. The scene in the trailer shos him standing on a box, shaving, with a cigar. How friggin' lame. Another case of asshole Hollywood no talent copying.

Bluto Blutarsky
3rd August 06, 02:36 PM
It could not possibly be any worse than Blankman (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109288/), could it?

It was. Blankman was just doomed to failure. A movie about a midget pretending to be a baby can be a funny premise for a movie.

It has midgets, which are easy to make jokes out of.

Halfrican
4th August 06, 09:03 PM
I found Blankman to be hilarious.

WarPhalange
5th August 06, 02:42 AM
Indeed. Blankman is one of my more favored movies. When you have a side kick named "Other Guy", how can you go wrong?