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Phrost
21st January 04, 03:56 PM
Normally I don't start threads like this, but the other night after watching a certain flick, I realized it deserved an award for something, and figured it'd be interesting to see how a thread on this would unfold, ala the movie quotes triva thread.

So here's the rules... name the movie for the award in the post above yours, and create an obscure award for another movie.

I'll start.

Best Use of Doogie Howser in a Science Fiction Film

Flare
21st January 04, 03:59 PM
Starship Troopers

Hardest Kick in the Mental Nuts from a Sci-Fi movie, here's the two hours of your life back Blue Fairy award.

joen00b
21st January 04, 04:06 PM
A.I.

Best use of a Family Ties Cast Member in a Sci-Fi Movie.

Shalank
21st January 04, 04:09 PM
I don't understand the rules...someone please "stupify" the rules for me.

Phrost
21st January 04, 04:14 PM
Figure out the movie to go with the award in the post above you. Make up your own obscure movie award.

-edited for continuity.

Sithray
21st January 04, 04:14 PM
A.I.

Best use of a Family Ties Cast Member in a Sci-Fi Movie.

Back to the Future I-III

Best lesbian sex scene in a non adult entertainment movie

Varner
21st January 04, 04:33 PM
Movie that most needs a gratuitous sex-scene/beaver-shot but doesn't have one.
The Italian Job

Sithray
21st January 04, 04:56 PM
Movie that most needs a gratuitous sex-scene/beaver-shot but doesn't have one.
The Italian Job

I think you misunderstand the rules...you name a movie that would go along with my award, then you make up an award of your own, then the next person names a movie to go with your award, then makes up an award of their own.

Sithray
21st January 04, 04:58 PM
Best lesbian sex scene in a non adult entertainment movie

Mulholland Drive

Best Gratuitous Sex Scene in a comedy

you see that is how it is done, now the next person needs to name a movie that would go with my award

Sithray
21st January 04, 05:00 PM
Best Gratuitous Sex Scene in a comedy

Wayne's World (remember it was labeled gratuitous sex scene)

Best movie that you thought would do well because of the cast but came out stinking more than week old unwashed ass.

Boanerges
21st January 04, 05:03 PM
Best Gratuitous Sex Scene in a comedy

I dunno if it fully qualifies as comedy but...

Starship Troopers

Best Double Take at a cross desser

Boanerges
21st January 04, 05:04 PM
Probably works better as quoted anyways

Best movie that you thought would do well because of the cast but came out stinking more than week old unwashed ass.

The Royal Tenenbaums

Best use of a tire iron for revenge

Tetsou
21st January 04, 05:13 PM
Punch Drunk Love

Best ass kicking of a cast member from Dawson's Creek in a movie.

Phrost
21st January 04, 05:30 PM
Punch Drunk Love

Best ass kicking of a cast member from Dawson's Creek in a movie.


Angus

Best Portrayal of an Asian Martial Arts Master by a Caucasian in a Film Featuring the Quaker Oats Guy.

Hurricane Aegien
21st January 04, 05:31 PM
Punch Drunk Love

Best ass kicking of a cast member from Dawson's Creek in a movie.

Jay and Silent Bob strike back

Best movie to dicuss shooting a scene in a casino in Las Vegas as crazy, while doing exactly that. Also awarded, best movie about heartbreak and new love that wasn't a chick flick.

Phrost
21st January 04, 05:33 PM
Hmm, guess VanDerBeek gets his ass kicked in a few movies. No idea what yours is Aegien.

Kiko
21st January 04, 05:57 PM
Best movie to dicuss shooting a scene in a casino in Las Vegas as crazy, while doing exactly that. Also awarded, best movie about heartbreak and new love that wasn't a chick flick.

My guess would be "Ocean's Eleven"

Best semi-serious use of John Cleese's naked butt in a comedy.

whoops.. my bad.. NM.. ignore this..

Tetsou
21st January 04, 06:52 PM
Hmm, guess VanDerBeek gets his ass kicked in a few movies. No idea what yours is Aegien.

heh, I was totally thinking of Rules of Engagement, when the drug dealers with bat and machete, catch Vanderbeek in the mail room. He gets his ass beat, but.. he's not dead which would have been the result I expected.

Derreck
21st January 04, 07:35 PM
Best movie to dicuss shooting a scene in a casino in Las Vegas as crazy, while doing exactly that. Also awarded, best movie about heartbreak and new love that wasn't a chick flick.
Swingers.

Best Movie You'll Ever Watch Backwards

Kela
21st January 04, 09:10 PM
Memento

Best sex scene with a fake bear.

Hurricane Aegien
21st January 04, 09:16 PM
Memento

Best sex scene with a fake bear.

Super troopers

Best movie starring a Music legend

Shroomed
21st January 04, 09:27 PM
Super troopers

Best movie starring a Music legend

Labyrinth

Most Comical Celebrity Cameo

Soulmirror
21st January 04, 09:33 PM
And the winner for Most Comical Celebrity Cameo is:


Mars Attacks, everyone in the whole movie


The next category is: The worst movie with the highest paid talent(s) in Hollywood.

Sithray
21st January 04, 09:37 PM
The next category is: The worst movie with the highest paid talent(s) in Hollywood.

Gigli sp?

Best movie about a diabetic girl and a pink wedding that all women love and men hate with a fucking passion

Kela
21st January 04, 10:33 PM
Legally Blonde

Best lesbian kiss showing a lot more tongue than we wanted to see.

(gigli wasn't good but it certainly isnt the worst movie of all time like it got rated)

Veldriss
21st January 04, 10:57 PM
Cruel Intentions. Any Tongue is too much.

Most pointless and gratuitous showing of naked female.

Kwill
21st January 04, 11:05 PM
The country bears? lol edit: I was responding to Kela's post and everyone posted after me.

Best movie where medical operations are self-serve

Cybsled
21st January 04, 11:40 PM
To Veldriss's Award: Cinemax late night ;P

Best Housewares Customer Service to the Undead

Kela
21st January 04, 11:43 PM
No it was Titanic!
And thats EVIL DEAD!!! Shop S Mart!

Least amount of color used in a movies wardrobe.

Nommis
22nd January 04, 12:15 AM
The Crow

Best movie including a rapper.

Kela
22nd January 04, 12:33 AM
oh thats good..i was thinking the Matix

8 mile

Best Lawn Sculptures made out of bushes.

Tenebrae Vision
22nd January 04, 12:34 AM
The Crow

Best movie including a rapper.


New Jack City

Most popular movie that went totally overboard to the point of stupidity with Weed references.

Kela
22nd January 04, 12:37 AM
We already did super troopers and I already answered Nommis's post.

deadcat
22nd January 04, 12:39 AM
Half Baked.

Best use of a non-bloody horse splitting scene.

Kela
22nd January 04, 12:41 AM
The Cell (wtf kind of lawn sculptures were in exit wounds)

Biggest waste of flowers in a movie (theres two actually)

Xesor
22nd January 04, 12:56 AM
The Cell

Best movie not even remotely resembling it's title.

Kela
22nd January 04, 01:14 AM
16 minutes too late dumbass.

JustiNIC
22nd January 04, 01:17 AM
Mulholland Drive

HOLY SHiT YES.

JustiNIC
22nd January 04, 01:23 AM
Most pointless and gratuitous showing of naked female.
That movie with Jack Nicholson and that old lady from whenever ago, forgot the name.


Biggest waste of flowers in a movie (theres two actually)Big Fish and American Wedding.

Best movie using the least different settings.

Veldriss
22nd January 04, 01:28 AM
I actually had Showgirls and Barbarella in mind.

Best Movie not resembling it's title? Trainspotting.

Kalric
22nd January 04, 01:31 AM
Best movie using the least different settings.


Phone Booth?

Best Comedy where an African saves the day with his l33t skills using a mop stick.

Kela
22nd January 04, 01:33 AM
American Beauty and Sweet Home Alabama i was thinkin. Didnt want to say roses to give it away.
Somethings Gotta Give Justin?

JustiNIC
22nd January 04, 01:40 AM
Phone Booth?
Shit I forgot about that one. I was thinking Clerks but that is acceptable!

And no not Something's Gotta Give, it was like two years ago or... ABOUT SHMIDT. THAT's it.

Cybsled
22nd January 04, 01:55 AM
To Kalric: Coming to America

Best Performance by an arm that still thinks it is a Nazi

imported_Solaris Flare
22nd January 04, 02:12 AM
That movie with Jack Nicholson and that old lady from whenever ago, forgot the name.

Big Fish and American Wedding.

Best movie using the least different settings.

Cube!

Morley
22nd January 04, 02:20 AM
Best Portrayal of an Asian Martial Arts Master by a Caucasian in a Film Featuring the Quaker Oats Guy.
Remo Williams

Most decapitations in a movie.

Merril
22nd January 04, 04:58 AM
Highlander: End Game

Best use of a star in the original Highlander movie to chase ants in a rain forest.

Xesor
22nd January 04, 10:15 AM
Medicine Man

Best use of the word fuck.

Phrost
22nd January 04, 11:01 AM
Remo Williams

Most decapitations in a movie.

Haha, can't believe someone actually got that. It was pretty fucking obscure.

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Morley
22nd January 04, 11:04 AM
Haha, can't believe someone actually got that. It was pretty fucking obscure.

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I LOVE that movie! Also had Kate Capshaw (sp) AKA Mrs. Columbo and later Capt of Voyager.

Saoshen Sih`ja`Tgzu
22nd January 04, 11:35 AM
Best movie not even remotely resembling it's title.

I have to go with Minority Report for that one..


Best comedy involving animals..

Kwill
22nd January 04, 12:05 PM
No one got mine, it was Master and Commander.

Boanerges
22nd January 04, 12:23 PM
Best comedy involving animals..

Doctor Doolittle

Best use of a screaming black man in a supporting role

joen00b
22nd January 04, 12:37 PM
Doctor Doolittle

Best use of a screaming black man in a supporting role

The 5th Element

Best use of a Toilet joke.

Saoshen Sih`ja`Tgzu
22nd January 04, 12:39 PM
Best use of a Toilet joke.

American Wedding


(I was thinking ace ventura pet detective for best comedy involving animals... i shoulda said involving dolphins but that probly woulda been too obvious)

Sithray
22nd January 04, 01:01 PM
Actually the diabetic pink wedding movie was Steel Magnolia...

Hurricane Aegien
22nd January 04, 01:53 PM
Medicine Man

Best use of the word fuck.

Since everyone ignored poor seXor...

Heat

Answer whoevers is above me.

Kela
22nd January 04, 02:25 PM
Actually the diabetic pink wedding movie was Steel Magnolia...


Yeah I didnt recall anything diabetic about it. But pink wedding....yeah....thats Legally Blonde 2. Hands down. She has little pink rhinestones on the BOTTOM of her shoes for christs sake.

Zeta
22nd January 04, 03:10 PM
The 5th Element

Best use of a Toilet joke.

Dumb and Dumber.

Best talking clit performance.

Tetsou
22nd January 04, 03:19 PM
Jay and silent Bob Strikes Back(keke)

Best use of guns in a martial art.

Flare
22nd January 04, 03:45 PM
Jay and silent Bob Strikes Back(keke)

Best use of guns in a martial art.
Equilibrium

Best movie featuring an asian actor with guns and Mira Sorvino that doesn't wimp out at the end.

Buzman
22nd January 04, 03:50 PM
I LOVE that movie! Also had Kate Capshaw (sp) AKA Mrs. Columbo and later Capt of Voyager.

It's spelled Kate Mulgrew.

Tetsou
22nd January 04, 03:55 PM
The Replacement Killers

Best movie with Robert Downey Jr. playing a characterized version of himself with a different name.

Saoshen Sih`ja`Tgzu
22nd January 04, 04:06 PM
Best movie with Robert Downey Jr. playing a characterized version of himself with a different name.


Less than Zero


First popular or most famous high school angst movie

Boanerges
22nd January 04, 04:17 PM
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Best use of an animal as a projectile

JustiNIC
22nd January 04, 04:36 PM
Best talking clit performance.I was thinking South Park.

Kwill
22nd January 04, 06:24 PM
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Best use of an animal as a projectile

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

scariest use of a mechanical animal

joen00b
22nd January 04, 07:03 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

scariest use of a mechanical animal

Urban Cowboy (specifically John Travolta on top of the Mechanical Bull)

Best use of In Movie Advertising.

Sithray
22nd January 04, 07:32 PM
Urban Cowboy (specifically John Travolta on top of the Mechanical Bull)

Best use of In Movie Advertising.

Twister (dodge was it? the "bad guys" drove GM and got sucked up, but the "good guys" can drive a ram right up to a f5?? It can have power lines land on it, lightning strike it...but it still keeps going)

Best hard nipple award for drowned chick being revived by ex husband!

Zeta
22nd January 04, 09:24 PM
I was thinking South Park.

That is what I was thinking too!

Diggler McFeely
22nd January 04, 11:36 PM
Best hard nipple award for drowned chick being revived by ex husband!
Ghandi.

Most Downloaded Bootleg Award.

Kwill
22nd January 04, 11:40 PM
The Matrix

Morley
23rd January 04, 02:20 AM
It's spelled Kate Mulgrew.
Ok, got me there, dunno why I keep wanting to call her capshaw....brain farts.

Kalric
23rd January 04, 02:31 AM
The Matrix


Ok.. so your would be --
Not the Best Western to use the saying "i'd be a monkey's uncle"