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joen00b
28th October 02, 11:09 PM
1 hours ago United (#1194) has attempted to invade your kingdom. Your forces held their ground and you lost 1746 Troops, 677 Turrets, 651 Tanks.
1 hours ago United (#1194) has invaded your kingdom successfully. Your forces lost 2067 Troops, 801 Turrets, 771 Tanks. They captured 284 acres of land, $1 cash, 1406 technology points, 783 bushels food, and killed 1123 civilians.
1 hours ago United (#1194) has invaded your kingdom successfully. Your forces lost 1818 Troops, 704 Turrets, 678 Tanks. They captured 315 acres of land, $1 cash, 1461 technology points, 816 bushels food, and killed 1132 civilians.
1 hours ago United (#1194) has invaded your kingdom successfully. Your forces lost 2285 Troops, 885 Turrets, 853 Tanks. They captured 351 acres of land, $1 cash, 1530 technology points, 852 bushels food, and killed 1142 civilians.
1 hours ago United (#1194) attempted to spy in your empire.


This is the third time this guy has knocked me out of his range to strike back and it's pissing me off. It's like someone beats him down to my range and he uses me to springboard back up.

(squeark)Can I get a pricecheck on wholesale Beatdown at aisle 5?(squeeak)

That is all. He will pay this time! Who's with me?

Xioxou
28th October 02, 11:12 PM
I'm still more concerned with 1334 right now. He's put a massive hurting on both Ouden and Ener. If we're gonna get him back, we're all going to have to focus on one target.

I've left 1639 to deal with my recently trippled tech army just to use up turns undermining 1334's efforts.

Nylite Skytear
28th October 02, 11:21 PM
like i said before, when i have missles handy i am at any of your disposals, for now my ultimate goal for the next few days is a wep tech of 5000, then someone will feel the wrath!

joen00b
28th October 02, 11:26 PM
Well, this guys spy network sucks!!! All I'm asking is 2-3 turns from everyone to burn his oil/food, demoralize his troops, cause dissension in his ranks, sabotage his missles, etc.

Basically, if we all take a few turns each to send some spies to fuck his world up, he'll get a clue. I'll personally send my troops after him, I just need some spy help to soften him up for the kill. This is the guy with 2 accounts that was tag teaming me. I told him he uses both accounts on me again and I'll turn him in, so he is sticking with the one account.

Shorrtee McHeals
29th October 02, 12:11 AM
If he's low on spies I can hit him for you a couple times Joe.

joen00b
29th October 02, 12:15 AM
Yes, his spy network sucks, go burn some food and oil, I'm gonna blow up some buildings on him. Thanks Shorrtee.

joen00b
29th October 02, 12:18 AM
Your operatives destroyed 23 units of United (#1194)'s buildings.

Shorrtee McHeals
29th October 02, 12:52 AM
Wont have any turns til tomorrow though hehe

joen00b
29th October 02, 12:58 AM
Your operatives destroyed 1 of United (#1194)'s airbases with 2,614 Jets.

Nylite Skytear
29th October 02, 01:07 AM
err damnit, i wish i read this board like 10 minutes ago! i had 8 turns that i layed waste on attacking some random dude and building, i would i burned all his oil in 8 turns if i could hehe, i'll get him tommorow joe. and maybe even attack, i got quite a nice sized army now and a wep level of about 3.5K

joen00b
29th October 02, 01:10 AM
Naw, this guy is ranked 158, he's pretty uber. I'll get some empire stats on him tonight for everyone.

joen00b
29th October 02, 06:02 AM
Empire Name: United 1194
Turns Available 12
Turns Taken 1176
Turns Stored 0
Ranking 12
>Net Worth 768,324

Tax Rate 20%

Food 6,126
Oil 30,970
Population 31,814
Land 3,065
Per Capita Income 26.65

Cash $91
Taxes $163,206
Expenses $82,240
Food Production 339 Bushels
Food Consumption 694 Bushels

Land Distribution
Enterprise Zones 219
Residences 240
Industrial Complexes 639
Military Bases 637
Research Labs 773
Farms 60
Oil Rigs 43
Patriot Missiles 40
Construction Sites 44
Unused Lands 370

Military Forces
Spies 8,864
Troops 88,409
Jets 33,587
Turrets 97,499
Tanks 50,015
Nuclear Missiles 1
Biochemical Missiles 3
Military Missiles 0
EMD Missiles 3

Technology Ratings
Military 730
Medical 21,259
Business 512
Residential 191
Agricultural 333
Warfare 3,436
Weapons 17,007
Industrial 211
Spy 425
SDI 111,501


Your operatives destroyed 26 units of United (#1194)'s buildings.

Your operatives learned 1,595 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives burned up 655 of United (#1194)'s food supply.

Your Covert Operation attempt against United (#1194) has failed.
You lost 840 spies in the operation.

Your operatives assassinated 445 of United (#1194)'s spies.

Your operatives learned 2,188 points of technology from United (#1194).


Tomorrow, I'll have about another dozen or so turns, this was only 7. Most of his worth is wrapped up into tech. If you demoralize his troops enough, you could walk out with thousands of tech:)

joen00b
29th October 02, 06:19 AM
Now, I've been thinking about this. This kingdom is after mine, I know this from the empire number, yet he has taken almost 300 more turns than me..... Sound fishy? If you get 5 free turns from refering someone, he has referd almost 60 people in the last 2 weeks.

Is it just me or do people cheat like Mofo's at this game?

joen00b
29th October 02, 06:24 AM
One more before bedtime....

Your operatives learned 1,899 points of technology from United (#1194).

karmali
29th October 02, 07:02 AM
People are cheating. Like mister 1334 who can attack 40 some odd times and completely restock his losses in only 19 turns.

Sucks, but people have been hacking and cheating since games first went online. Never understood how cheaters don't get bored with something that takes no effort anymore...

Calmari Waverider
29th October 02, 09:17 AM
Its cause they get a thrill out of fucking with the rest of us who are actually trying to play the game for real.

phalron
29th October 02, 02:57 PM
we will teach them all a lesson when we beat their asses into the ground once and for all

joen00b
29th October 02, 05:11 PM
This morning I stole about 25K in tech, but was too tired to remember to post it, but here are 3 rounds I have right now:)

Your operatives learned 1,399 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your Covert Operation attempt against United (#1194) has failed.
You lost 848 spies in the operation.

Your operatives assassinated 606 of United (#1194)'s spies.

I think he's seeing shitloads of tech flying out the door and is trying to strengthen his spy network. So, I'll just kill them for about 10 rounds:)

joen00b
29th October 02, 07:10 PM
Your operatives assassinated 602 of United (#1194)'s spies.

Your operatives learned 1,420 points of technology from United (#1194).

joen00b
29th October 02, 09:16 PM
Your operatives learned 1,884 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 1,327 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 2,280 points of technology from United (#1194).

Gawd, this is fun:) I now have 27,473 in SDI (31.91% Protection) and 6,027 Military (105% effectiveness) 10,969 Warfare (5.897% Chance of new Development) and 8,029 Medical (Military losses 93% of Normal).

I am gonna milk this guy for all 111,000 of his SDI and keep buying Intelligence Tech to improve my spies:)

joen00b
29th October 02, 11:39 PM
Your operatives learned 2,256 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your Covert Operation attempt against United (#1194) has failed.
You lost 894 spies in the operation.

Your operatives learned 1,313 points of technology from United (#1194).

Energiser
29th October 02, 11:46 PM
this guy is a sweet sweet supply of tech, that is all :p

joen00b
30th October 02, 12:11 AM
Your operatives learned 1,690 points of technology from United (#1194).

joen00b
30th October 02, 01:12 AM
Damn, my attacks keep getting weaker:(

Your operatives learned 1,297 points of technology from United (#1194).

But this is always a good sign:

Your weapon development teams have produced a Bio-Chemical Missile!

joen00b
30th October 02, 01:23 AM
He must be running low on spies or something....

Your operatives assassinated 285 of United (#1194)'s spies.

deadcat
30th October 02, 01:42 AM
Dude, keep whackin his spys so I can get some :D

Xioxou
30th October 02, 04:16 AM
You don't steal tech :(

You just learn it. he keeps everything he has.

joen00b
30th October 02, 05:16 AM
I know he keeps it, but he has TONS to learn from:)

joen00b
30th October 02, 06:14 AM
Your operatives learned 1,798 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 2,313 points of technology from United (#1194).

BONUS:Your weapon development teams have produced a Bio-Chemical Missile!

Your operatives learned 1,545 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 1,305 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 2,286 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 1,887 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 2,114 points of technology from United (#1194).

Chantress
30th October 02, 09:26 AM
Good god n00b, too bad i cant share in that tech gain :)

joen00b
30th October 02, 03:00 PM
Your operatives destroyed the following missiles of United (#1194):
Biochemical Missile
Biochemical Missile
Emd Missile

Your operatives destroyed the following missiles of United (#1194):
Emd Missile
Nuclear Missile

Your operatives destroyed the following missiles of United (#1194):
Biochemical Missile
Emd Missile

Your operatives did not find any missiles of United (#1194) to sabotage.

Your operatives learned 1,188 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives have spreaded a deadly disease into United (#1194).

Your operatives burned up 341 of United (#1194)'s food supply.

You were able to cause 3,253 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

BONUS:Your weapon development teams have produced a Bio-Chemical Missile!

Your operatives learned 1,643 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 2,343 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 1,816 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 1,929 points of technology from United (#1194).

Your operatives learned 1,623 points of technology from United (#1194).

Hehehehe, This guy is totally making me uber:)

SDI 48,378 Missile Protection: 42.02%
Warfare 11,600 Likelihood of New Development: 6.059% Per Turn
Medical 11,982 Military Loses: 91% of Normal
Weapon 9,215 Military Effectiveness: 106% of Normal

Ouden
30th October 02, 03:14 PM
Add those missles to the war with 1334 mr.!

joen00b
30th October 02, 05:07 PM
Your operatives learned 1,696 points of technology from United (#1194).

The freaking game crashed as I tried to take my next turn:(

joen00b
30th October 02, 05:10 PM
I know I stole some tech, I just don't know how much, but here's another turn.

Your operatives learned 1,933 points of technology from United (#1194).

joen00b
30th October 02, 07:12 PM
Me and my boss have been hitting 1194 alot, our latest being:

You were able to cause 2,593 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

After a few rounds of this, we will destroy buildings:)

joen00b
30th October 02, 07:53 PM
You were able to cause 2,124 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

joen00b
30th October 02, 08:43 PM
Doobie doobie doo:

You were able to cause 1,801 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

joen00b
30th October 02, 08:58 PM
You were able to cause 1,211 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

Your Covert Operation attempt against United (#1194) has failed.
You lost 405 spies in the operation.

You were able to cause 1,279 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

joen00b
31st October 02, 06:16 PM
I'm now gonna compare last results with newer ones. let's see what's happened to old assclown, shall we?

Empire Name: United 1194
Turns Available 78
Turns Taken 1176
Turns Stored 33
Ranking: 178
>Net Worth 744,619

Tax Rate: 20%

Food 5,130
Oil 30,970
Population 15,075
Land 3,065
Per Capita Income 25.65

Cash $91
Taxes $77,335
Expenses $76,526
Food Production 339 Bushels
Food Consumption 329 Bushels


Land Distibution
Enterprise Zones 206
Residences 226
Industrial Complexes 593
Military Bases 591
Research Labs 717
Farms 60
Oil Rigs 43
Patriot Missiles 40
Construction Sites 44
Unused Lands 545


Military Forces
Spies 4,246
Troops 85,890
Jets 31,497
Turrets 94,820
Tanks 48,641
Nuclear Missiles 0
Biochemical Missiles 0
Military Missiles 0
EMD Missiles 0

Technology Ratings
Military 730
Medical 21,259
Business 512
Residential 191
Agricultural 333
Warfare 3,436
Weapons 17,007
Industrial 211
Spy 425
SDI 111,501


The Difference
He's worth about 24K less than he was a few days ago.

Food loss: 994
Population loss: 16.739 (more than half of his people are gone!!!)
Loss revenue from taxes: $85,871
Food Consumption: +10 from -339
Lost Buildings
Enterprise Zones: -13
Residence zones: -14
Industrial Zones: -46
Military Zones: -46
Research Zones: -56
Lost Military Units:
Spies: -4648 (More than half, weeeeeeeeee)
Troops: -2519
Jets: -2010
Turrets: -2679
Tanks: -1374
Missles: -7 (destroyed them all:))
His technology ratings did not change at all, but we've stolen so much from him, our levels of tech are beginning to mimic his:).

All in all, not too shabby from just spies. I'll be doing more to him, because after 1334, I want this guy and all his alts to be the target du jour for a while!!

joen00b
31st October 02, 06:36 PM
You were able to cause 1,092 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

You were able to cause 1,400 people to desert the empire United (#1194).


Population total: 12,583

Ya know, he has over 110 turns, if he logs in before our strike on 1334, I may not be around to help, lmao!

joen00b
31st October 02, 09:48 PM
You were able to cause 772 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

Population total: 11811

joen00b
31st October 02, 10:31 PM
You were able to cause 665 people to desert the empire United (#1194).

Poulation Total: 11136

Xesor
31st October 02, 11:15 PM
You caused 6,549 troops to flee United(1194's)army.

joen00b
31st October 02, 11:20 PM
His total military force is: 260,848, minus what you did....

Total population: 11136
Total Military Force: 254,299

Energiser
31st October 02, 11:22 PM
Blarg! you goobers! #1334 is the target! he has lots of tech also. help us kill HIM, then this other geeb can be next :(

Xesor
31st October 02, 11:27 PM
Ok, spies now going against 1334, guess 1194 can wait :)

joen00b
31st October 02, 11:43 PM
Oh yes, I've been workingn 1334 late at night from home. His readiness has to be poop by now!

karmali
1st November 02, 12:36 PM
Well since Ouden took out 1334 to easily I softened 1194 up some for ya Joe. I forgot to cut and paste the stuff I did. :(

I caused dissension on over 70k troops of his. Took out 10-15k in jets, and attacked him a few times. Burned a lot of oil too. This guy is hurting right now. His turrets keep making it hard for me to go after him successfully every time.

More people need to hit him today or he's going to re-taliate on me and not you now. I hurt him bad so it's ok. :D

Xesor
1st November 02, 12:54 PM
Don't kill teh tech wh0re :(

karmali
1st November 02, 12:55 PM
Kill em! Hell I got nearly 6k in tech from one standard strike and 270 land :D

Xesor
1st November 02, 01:02 PM
oh, kill teh tech wh0re!

imported_Solaris Flare
1st November 02, 01:05 PM
Last Hour is attacking him. Getting a lot of land and tec but little cash.

imported_Solaris Flare
1st November 02, 01:32 PM
Empire Found: United (#1194)
(Communism)

Rank: 297
Networth: 464,705
Land: 1113

!!