View Full Version : Kerry/Edwards IQ test

16th November 04, 06:45 PM
I blatenty stole this from another site but I thought some might like this:

Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Kerry frowns.

"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.

"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles.

"Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen. Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards the same question. "John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one." Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Kerry gets up, stomps over to Edwards, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

16th November 04, 06:48 PM
Three years ago, replace Kerry with Bush etc.

It actually makes more sense that way too, what with Kerry not getting elected an all.
Oh yeah and because Bush seems to fit the role better.

16th November 04, 06:49 PM
yuo = fag0t

16th November 04, 06:51 PM
Actually, it really doesn't come close to being a Kerry story, but more of a Bush story.

Isn't Bush's cabinet resigning because they are sick of Bush?

16th November 04, 07:18 PM
Powell certainly is, the rest of the admin basically urinated all over him these last four years, even if he wasn't "tired" of the work I don't see how he could take they crap they lumped on him for another 4 years.

17th November 04, 04:07 PM
Heh...the Queen doesn't run the government, and Tony Blair wouldn't be that polite to her.

Still funny, though.