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Deadpan Scientist
26th September 04, 12:30 AM
Or do you do the manly thing and spring that jizz on they faces, like an expensive purchase you made without consulting them?

Greese
26th September 04, 12:50 AM
You bore them that much in bed?

Phoenix
26th September 04, 12:51 AM
ROTFLMAO!

CrimsonTiger
26th September 04, 01:56 AM
Let them know the first time...if they're fine with it, I don't worry so much about telling them after that.

nihilist
26th September 04, 04:07 AM
Robin Swallows.

nihilist
26th September 04, 04:07 AM
read the sig.

TaeBo_Master
26th September 04, 05:20 AM
It depends. If a girl wants you to stay inside when you go, I don't see any reason to TELL them. If they want you to pull out, again, there's not much point in TELLING them, because the pulling it out makes it pretty obvious. I guess the only reason to tell them would be if you didn't know ahead of time.

TaeBo_Master
26th September 04, 05:20 AM
But this begs the bigger question, why the abundance of girl/sex advice on THIS board of all places??

KageReaper
26th September 04, 05:28 AM
umm...if they can't from my crackin voice that somethin bout to blow, well.....



Towellettes??

crueall
26th September 04, 09:44 AM
By the beard of zeus, what about cuddling and then some carefree dryhumping?

5FingazofDeath
26th September 04, 10:29 AM
For some reason (lack of regular ass) when I go, a lot comes out, and would usually choke most of your common c*cksucker. So out of curtosy I let them know so they could be prepared for it.

Deadpan Scientist
26th September 04, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by TaeBo_Master
But this begs the bigger question, why the abundance of girl/sex advice on THIS board of all places??

This was an experiment. I copied a Magic Man thread from Sherdog and posted it here. The responses are very similar.

Blitzkrieg
26th September 04, 12:25 PM
With my gf, we were fuck buddies for a couple months before hand. The first time she gave me a bj I told her I was about to blow, and she was all over it. I only tell her I'm gunna blow now cause she says it turns her on.

chaosexmachina
26th September 04, 08:06 PM
No, I don't tell them.

osopardo
26th September 04, 08:56 PM
It's best to tell them afterwards, just in case they missed it.

CrimsonTiger
26th September 04, 10:31 PM
KumaOni has it most correct!!!

PHILBERT
26th September 04, 10:55 PM
Well I never orgasm during sex (Ive gone 3 hours before without having an orgasm, its common for me to just stop). But when I do orgasm, I warn them ahead of time because its only polite. After all, they could be amazing in the sack and get pissed when you don't warn them.

I was with one girl once who'd never go down on a guy because guys were immature and stupid and would cum in her mouth and not warn her. So she refused to go down after the second guy did it to her.

Darting Fingers
26th September 04, 11:05 PM
I am teh sext0r g0d, ph34r m3.

! k33p tehm gu3ss1ng.

xero
26th September 04, 11:11 PM
I like to surprise them.

DJeter1234
26th September 04, 11:58 PM
if you tell them they'll know your watching

TaeBo_Master
26th September 04, 11:59 PM
While they're asleep doesn't count Xero.

PizDoff
27th September 04, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by xero
I like to surprise them.

The dead are no longer surprised.

CrimsonTiger
27th September 04, 12:09 AM
Phil...dude, 3 hours? Ugh...that's unfortunate. Porn-like, but unfortunate.

I'm happy with my 3-thrusts-done-and-sleep methodology. *GRIN*

xero
27th September 04, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by PizDoff
The dead are no longer surprised.

True, I am kinda miffed at the new California law banning necrophilia.

xero
27th September 04, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by TaeBo_Master
While they're asleep doesn't count Xero.

How about when they are gagged and blindfolded?

Todash
27th September 04, 12:27 AM
The question is (to girls on the forum), do you like it when men tell you, or do you prefer a warm, sticky splatter on your face with the eyes open, and the burning, and the pain, and the stickyness in your hair and...
Ok, I'm just gonna stop

Antagony
27th September 04, 12:36 AM
If the girl can't tell what's coming then you're either a zombie or she is unskilled.

Todash
27th September 04, 12:43 AM
What, you got something against Zombies?

Ka-Bar
27th September 04, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Well I never orgasm during sex (Ive gone 3 hours before without having an orgasm, its common for me to just stop).

Where do I send the flowers?

DJeter1234
27th September 04, 01:27 AM
here's a thought: do gyriophiles turn into necrophiles as they get older?

Personally, I think that they're attracted by the socially unacceptable age difference and might turn to pedophelia, but i have no data to back that up.

Darting Fingers
27th September 04, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by DJeter1234
if you tell them they'll know your watching

lol

You got issues man...

Aitrus
27th September 04, 06:36 AM
Have you ever been down her throat and blow it.. and it comes out her nose? lol!

Anyways.. if she cant tell its coming, she's reeeeetarded!

Xeamus
27th September 04, 08:56 AM
shit, i dont know man

the answers to all sexual problems be on the strip comics found here

http://www.sexylosers.com

Sexy
27th September 04, 09:07 AM
this thread is hilarious
it brought a smile to my face so early in the morning

as for being told or not
I like to be suprised... because you cant always tell... most of the time, but not always
furthermore, if they tell you, you start to wait on it... and say nothing happens, for whatever reason... then its a total dissapointment

thats just my two cents :D

WingChun Lawyer
27th September 04, 10:27 AM
Why should I tell her? After she comes I am entitled to enjoy myself as much as possible, and she should wait for me. That is just polite, I waited for her.

Antagony
27th September 04, 11:04 AM
May I please found the WingChun Lawyer Fan Club?

WingChun Lawyer
27th September 04, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Antagony
May I please found the WingChun Lawyer Fan Club?

Feel free to do that, but man, I am always amazed when some of you guys get so impressed at the fact that I have a g/f...

CrimsonTiger
27th September 04, 10:41 PM
You have a gf? Those realdolls are sure getting advanced...

gojuJKDdude
28th September 04, 12:32 PM
g/f stands for girl freind WCL not guy freind.... ;-)

PHILBERT
28th September 04, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by CrimsonTiger
Phil...dude, 3 hours? Ugh...that's unfortunate. Porn-like, but unfortunate.

I'm happy with my 3-thrusts-done-and-sleep methodology. *GRIN*

I've literally come close to opening a book before while having sex. Once I caught myself with my right elbow on the bed and my hand holding my head up. And that's the head above my shoulders.


Originally posted by Ka-Bar
Where do I send the flowers?

I've yet to have a girl complain to me. Some of the things I've had girls say were "I forgot how much a Holy experience you are" to "Jesus Christ I am sore now", or "I lost feeling 15 minutes ago." One said she wouldn't let me leave, and my personal favorite was just last night, "We were so bad we had to fake sex."

CrimsonTiger
28th September 04, 10:28 PM
ROFL!

Aesopian
28th September 04, 10:38 PM
Wait, did he just say to take it full facial from Jesus?