PeedeeShaolin
23rd September 04, 12:58 PM
Once again we might have some GREAT TV to watch! I gave Jesus a little prayer a couple of weeks ago:
There I was last night hoping this storm was going to be a real monster. I get tired of hearing about the same old same old dead iraqis, U.S. soldier getting blown up by a roadside bomb, women raped to death in the Sudan.....
So here comes this hurricane and I'm thinking I'll have at LEAST 20 deaths to laugh over by this morning but noooooo, this pussy ass storm comes strolling in and kills only 8 people. That means only 8 people have been prevented from BEGGING for my fucking tax dollars to pay for their grief.
Hey, to all the people in the path of that storm:
You ever heard of a BANK?
Because thats usually where I keep my money for when my car breaks down or when I need home improvements and things like that. You guys get it easy with that little "get-out-of-paying-for-my-own-shit" card you guys carry and show to the federal govt every time something happens.
How many of my tax dollars have you people been able to swindle thus far?
For you people to deserve my money I want rampant destruction and total carnage in those streets. I hope that looters bust out and fuck EVERYTHING up over there. Throwing chairs through windows and stealing shit until every paranoid suburban soccer-mom is cringing in the dark not knowing wtf is going to happen next.
In fact, I just became religious recently and I want to take this opportunity to pray to Jesus, as lord and savior, and ask him to personally send the next hurricane STRAIGHT at you people. Jesus I know you can accomplish anything, I ask you from my heart to send the next hurricane straight into the coast to further terrorize the people who take my money without asking when they should have saved up a few dollars themselves.
Strike fear into the hearts of the thieves oh lord!
PLAUGE upon you ALL HAHAHA!!!
I send TORNADOS into Florida, Carolina, Tennessee and the Virginias! Wipe you fucking miserable people straight off the map so you wont be LEFT to beg me to provide the basic functions that you should have been preparing for all along! One tornado has killed 5 already in Florida, but if you're as great as they say you are Jesus then you can do MUCH worse than that. I'm sure you've seen "Twister" oh lord and thats what I want to see when I turn on CNN.
PRAISE JESUS!
In Jesus' name I pray that Jeanne becomes a MONSTER and RIPS through those states like a fat man at an all you can eat buffet.
Give me GOOD TV Lord! If it bleeds it leads and THATS what I want to see! The more people that get blown into the sky the more cheap land will be availible for me to buy from their grieving relatives with the money I saved by not giving it them.
Lord, I trust in your infinite wisdom and holy judgement that you will reign massive death down upon the people dumb enough to live in a place that gets obliterated by storms. Please develop a couple of more whoppers and play "holy bowling" with the panhandle(and maybe even Texas).
I ask this in Jesus name, amen.
Well it seems that the big J.C. watches over my shoulder a little closer than the money grubbing people in Florida don't he?
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WEATHER/09/22/tropical.weather.ap/story.storms.thursday.jpg
I cant WAIT to see the DESTRUCTION this storm brings on those already beaten and battered people! My only gripe with the good lord is that he chose to make this storm weak with only 100mph sustained winds. I wanted to see Andrew 2 hit that state and wipe it right off the map. Less people crying for federal aid and more money we can spend on things that matter. We have a war in Iraq and a crumbling education system, the last thing we need to spen money on is people who intentionally move into a fucking cyclone but keep piece of mind by knowing when their insurance company flips them off they can just take MY money without asking to fix their shit.
You people like taking my tax money huh? Well look at you now.....
That fucking storm has already killed more than 1,000 in Haiti so I've got my fingers crossed for a triple number casualty figure in Florida. Take my fucking money and look what happens. Save up your own damn money just like I do. I've never had the government give ME a new front door, hate to tell you.
I'm praying for TORNADOS too!
I want them to spin off and fuck up the neighboring states as PUNISHMENT for Florida's begging and rampant stupidity.
I'll say this again: I'd rather have my tax dollars go towards welfare moms and crack hookers instead of towards re-building a home that should have never been built in a disaster area in the first place.
Now you people know why that land was so cheap don't you!
It takes BRAIN for a welfare mom to swindle money from the government. It takes a survival skill to obtain that money to feed your family and still make sure she always has a fresh pack of smokes and a 6 pack in the fridge as well as cable TV.
It does NOT take brains to build a home in a place that gets DESTROYED by Mother Nature on a regular friggin basis.
At least the welfare mom is UP FRONT and just ASKS for my charity instead of putting up a FACADE and buying a nice home all the while KNOWING that the government will just pick up the tab when things go bad. Thats SNEAKY. Pay for your own shit.
But all this isn't needed, because I've prayed to Jesus, amen, to send you fucking people to hell in a hand basket for stealing my tax money when there are people who actually NEED it and DIDN"T commit the insanely stupid sin of moving into the highly predictable path of a giant storm.
If you move onto the San Andreas fault and then you lose your car because of an earthquake don't come crying to me.
If I move to East Harlem and then get stabbed one night I dont see anyone lining up to pay for my colostomy bag.
In short, I ask Jesus to strengthen this storm until it becomes a MONSTER. I want to see Jeb Bush fleeing for his life and leaving his mistress to die a windy, rain soaked death in some Florida swamp where the alligators will eat the evidence.
Please Jesus, I ask you help on my knees(but not like the Cathoic altar boys), terrorize these fucking people until they realize that the get-out-of-paying-for-my-own-shit card they carry isn't accepted in the kingdon of heaven and the Lord expects all dues to be paid in full.
I further pray that every black voter soon to be barred from voting because of the color of their skin pull a Rodney King and leave Florida SCREAMING for help from the National Guard while angry Africans dance and screech their way through some tribal dance in the darkness outside their homes stealing anything that Jesus and the storm didn't blow away.
http://www.lifeposters.org/images/risen_home.jpg
I cant wait to turn on CNN and see the results of my solemn prayer. Good luck figthing the alligators!
There I was last night hoping this storm was going to be a real monster. I get tired of hearing about the same old same old dead iraqis, U.S. soldier getting blown up by a roadside bomb, women raped to death in the Sudan.....
So here comes this hurricane and I'm thinking I'll have at LEAST 20 deaths to laugh over by this morning but noooooo, this pussy ass storm comes strolling in and kills only 8 people. That means only 8 people have been prevented from BEGGING for my fucking tax dollars to pay for their grief.
Hey, to all the people in the path of that storm:
You ever heard of a BANK?
Because thats usually where I keep my money for when my car breaks down or when I need home improvements and things like that. You guys get it easy with that little "get-out-of-paying-for-my-own-shit" card you guys carry and show to the federal govt every time something happens.
How many of my tax dollars have you people been able to swindle thus far?
For you people to deserve my money I want rampant destruction and total carnage in those streets. I hope that looters bust out and fuck EVERYTHING up over there. Throwing chairs through windows and stealing shit until every paranoid suburban soccer-mom is cringing in the dark not knowing wtf is going to happen next.
In fact, I just became religious recently and I want to take this opportunity to pray to Jesus, as lord and savior, and ask him to personally send the next hurricane STRAIGHT at you people. Jesus I know you can accomplish anything, I ask you from my heart to send the next hurricane straight into the coast to further terrorize the people who take my money without asking when they should have saved up a few dollars themselves.
Strike fear into the hearts of the thieves oh lord!
PLAUGE upon you ALL HAHAHA!!!
I send TORNADOS into Florida, Carolina, Tennessee and the Virginias! Wipe you fucking miserable people straight off the map so you wont be LEFT to beg me to provide the basic functions that you should have been preparing for all along! One tornado has killed 5 already in Florida, but if you're as great as they say you are Jesus then you can do MUCH worse than that. I'm sure you've seen "Twister" oh lord and thats what I want to see when I turn on CNN.
PRAISE JESUS!
In Jesus' name I pray that Jeanne becomes a MONSTER and RIPS through those states like a fat man at an all you can eat buffet.
Give me GOOD TV Lord! If it bleeds it leads and THATS what I want to see! The more people that get blown into the sky the more cheap land will be availible for me to buy from their grieving relatives with the money I saved by not giving it them.
Lord, I trust in your infinite wisdom and holy judgement that you will reign massive death down upon the people dumb enough to live in a place that gets obliterated by storms. Please develop a couple of more whoppers and play "holy bowling" with the panhandle(and maybe even Texas).
I ask this in Jesus name, amen.
Well it seems that the big J.C. watches over my shoulder a little closer than the money grubbing people in Florida don't he?
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WEATHER/09/22/tropical.weather.ap/story.storms.thursday.jpg
I cant WAIT to see the DESTRUCTION this storm brings on those already beaten and battered people! My only gripe with the good lord is that he chose to make this storm weak with only 100mph sustained winds. I wanted to see Andrew 2 hit that state and wipe it right off the map. Less people crying for federal aid and more money we can spend on things that matter. We have a war in Iraq and a crumbling education system, the last thing we need to spen money on is people who intentionally move into a fucking cyclone but keep piece of mind by knowing when their insurance company flips them off they can just take MY money without asking to fix their shit.
You people like taking my tax money huh? Well look at you now.....
That fucking storm has already killed more than 1,000 in Haiti so I've got my fingers crossed for a triple number casualty figure in Florida. Take my fucking money and look what happens. Save up your own damn money just like I do. I've never had the government give ME a new front door, hate to tell you.
I'm praying for TORNADOS too!
I want them to spin off and fuck up the neighboring states as PUNISHMENT for Florida's begging and rampant stupidity.
I'll say this again: I'd rather have my tax dollars go towards welfare moms and crack hookers instead of towards re-building a home that should have never been built in a disaster area in the first place.
Now you people know why that land was so cheap don't you!
It takes BRAIN for a welfare mom to swindle money from the government. It takes a survival skill to obtain that money to feed your family and still make sure she always has a fresh pack of smokes and a 6 pack in the fridge as well as cable TV.
It does NOT take brains to build a home in a place that gets DESTROYED by Mother Nature on a regular friggin basis.
At least the welfare mom is UP FRONT and just ASKS for my charity instead of putting up a FACADE and buying a nice home all the while KNOWING that the government will just pick up the tab when things go bad. Thats SNEAKY. Pay for your own shit.
But all this isn't needed, because I've prayed to Jesus, amen, to send you fucking people to hell in a hand basket for stealing my tax money when there are people who actually NEED it and DIDN"T commit the insanely stupid sin of moving into the highly predictable path of a giant storm.
If you move onto the San Andreas fault and then you lose your car because of an earthquake don't come crying to me.
If I move to East Harlem and then get stabbed one night I dont see anyone lining up to pay for my colostomy bag.
In short, I ask Jesus to strengthen this storm until it becomes a MONSTER. I want to see Jeb Bush fleeing for his life and leaving his mistress to die a windy, rain soaked death in some Florida swamp where the alligators will eat the evidence.
Please Jesus, I ask you help on my knees(but not like the Cathoic altar boys), terrorize these fucking people until they realize that the get-out-of-paying-for-my-own-shit card they carry isn't accepted in the kingdon of heaven and the Lord expects all dues to be paid in full.
I further pray that every black voter soon to be barred from voting because of the color of their skin pull a Rodney King and leave Florida SCREAMING for help from the National Guard while angry Africans dance and screech their way through some tribal dance in the darkness outside their homes stealing anything that Jesus and the storm didn't blow away.
http://www.lifeposters.org/images/risen_home.jpg
I cant wait to turn on CNN and see the results of my solemn prayer. Good luck figthing the alligators!